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(Daily Star)   'Jesus' is back just in time for Easter, this time in a tree trying to lure gullible followers to their deaths (possible nsfw content on page)   (dailystar.co.uk) divider line
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edmo [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2020-04-08 3:22:27 PM  
I dunno, kind of hard to see, let me check something.

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Yup, that's him.
 
sno man [TotalFark]  
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2020-04-08 4:24:49 PM  
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2020-04-08 4:52:17 PM  
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lectos  
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2020-04-08 4:53:11 PM  
Have they started using their own cocaine rather than exporting it to the US?
 
whitroth  
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2020-04-08 4:53:24 PM  
To steal a line from the front cover of an old underground comic, "He's back! Even the grave couldn't hold him! And he WANTS YOUR SOUL!"
 
Mega Steve  
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2020-04-08 4:54:56 PM  

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That's not Jesus! That's Space Satan!
 
Spartapuss  
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2020-04-08 4:56:57 PM  
"One witness said everyone was praying around the strange shape to cure the world of the evil coronavirus."

I think I see Mother Mary in that dead pangolin over there.
 
dyhchong  
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2020-04-08 5:02:32 PM  
Not that I have much memory of the bible, but is there a passage anywhere that says something along the lines of,
"Yeah, I'm the son of god, and we're both omnipotent beings with the ability to do anything, for example I could appear anywhere as anything, so look for random objects that vaguely resemble me, because that's totally me. It's like a game, I call it Where's Jesus?"
 
2020-04-08 5:03:43 PM  
Total agnostic, but I can see why they would think that. Pretty cool.
 
2020-04-08 5:05:30 PM  
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ruudbob [TotalFark]  
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2020-04-08 5:10:16 PM  
Here he is at Christmas...

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dothemath  
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2020-04-08 5:16:57 PM  
 I like Jesus.
He is wacky.
 
groupthink  
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2020-04-08 5:21:59 PM  
Looks more like Dave Grohl.
 
ruudbob [TotalFark]  
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2020-04-08 5:29:04 PM  
Sherwood Anderson "Everyone in the world is Christ, and we are all crucified."
Poor White
Winesburg, Ohio

I'll drink to that.
 
brantgoose [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2020-04-08 5:40:37 PM  
Simulacra. How do faces in clouds and stone and trees work?
 
Don Gato  
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2020-04-08 5:40:54 PM  
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2020-04-08 5:53:28 PM  
G*d may be omnipotent and all that, but his communication skills are sketchy. A burning bush from Moses, a voice in the whirlwind, and then he sends down Jesus, and he speaks in parables. Just spit it out, will ya!
 
Trucker  
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2020-04-08 6:06:48 PM  
Lock them inside.  Place large, heavy trucks against the doors. And leave them inside for a month.  Surely God will take care of them.
 
WTP 2  
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2020-04-08 6:20:10 PM  
"CHRIS HAS RISEN"
 
2020-04-08 6:25:47 PM  

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Jesus After Dark

"Let me see those dirty feet, ladies!"

Just for the record: I'm not voting for Jesus with all those hooker-feet-cleaning allegations in his past.
 
2020-04-08 6:32:52 PM  
Too bad this isn't in Alabama or Indiana.
 
2020-04-08 6:39:45 PM  

The Zen Philosopher Basho: Just for the record: I'm not voting for Jesus with all those hooker-feet-cleaning allegations in his past.


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I'll vote twice for him.
 
MythDragon  
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2020-04-08 7:00:30 PM  
Allright stop, collaborate and see
Jesus is back on a brand new tree.
A priest grabs a hold of me tightly
Pray like a catholic daily and nightly.
 
Kat09tails [TotalFark]  
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2020-04-08 8:02:50 PM  
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GoldDude  
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2020-04-08 10:34:29 PM  
Jesus, does anyone own a camera that focuses?
 
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