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cretinbob [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2020-04-08 2:23:52 PM  
That's OK, Ammon. We want you to get coronavirus too.
 
Cigar smoking hippie  
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2020-04-08 2:33:05 PM  
Looks like we have a leader in the purge of stupidity.
 
wejash  
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2020-04-08 2:34:02 PM  

cretinbob: That's OK, Ammon. We want you to get coronavirus too.


Just put him in isolation first please.

A safe at the bottom of a lake for preference.

He can get out! He's superman!
 
roddikinsathome [recently expired TotalFark]  
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2020-04-08 2:37:27 PM  
You may proceed, you ignorant, suicidal goon! Bring the family AND ALL your Ammosexual pals! Don't forget to bring snacks this time.
 
holdmybones  
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2020-04-08 2:37:28 PM  
Just think - this is the one whose head wasn't run over with a truck.
 
make me some tea [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2020-04-08 2:43:14 PM  
Lock him up.
 
NewportBarGuy [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2020-04-08 2:43:44 PM  
The only crew of people I truly wanted Obama to drone to death.

Assholes.
 
Dallymo [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2020-04-08 2:46:56 PM  

roddikinsathome: You may proceed, you ignorant, suicidal goon! Bring the family AND ALL your Ammosexual pals! Don't forget to bring snacks this time.


And dildos!
 
Diogenes [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2020-04-08 2:57:16 PM  

Dallymo: roddikinsathome: You may proceed, you ignorant, suicidal goon! Bring the family AND ALL your Ammosexual pals! Don't forget to bring snacks this time.

And dildos!


When they used to have Chickenpox Parties, the kids would pass around a lollipop.

I suggest Bundy and his friends pass around an infected dildo at their Coronavirus Party.
 
Marbleisheavy  
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2020-04-08 2:58:25 PM  
He wants attention.  Don't give it to him.
 
bluewave69  
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2020-04-08 2:58:59 PM  
id think Covid would interfere with hamon powers but bleh maybe he will just make another stand.
 
jso2897 [TotalFark]  
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2020-04-08 2:59:27 PM  
Your terms are acceptable.
 
The Bunyip  
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2020-04-08 2:59:32 PM  
At least we know they have plenty of tarps to assist their cult with mass burials.
 
meat0918 [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2020-04-08 2:59:37 PM  
His family must be low on cash from the last grift.

Did he include his Venmo, PayPal, and other fundraising links?
 
MrBallou [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2020-04-08 2:59:49 PM  
I guess he figures that if his whole clan gets it, most of them will survive and then they'll be immune.

If a couple of family members die, that's just the price of freedom. He sacrificed LaVoy Finicum for less.
 
Prank Call of Cthulhu  
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2020-04-08 3:00:09 PM  
If you get the vahrus, be sure to drink plenty of aquarium cleaner, Ammon. I hear that's a real good cure for it. Trump said so. Better drank a lot so you is extra healthy.
 
Ambitwistor  
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2020-04-08 3:00:29 PM  
Ammon, you ignorant slut.
 
HotWingConspiracy  
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2020-04-08 3:02:09 PM  
This can only be queuing up a tearful gofundme plea in a few weeks.
 
cowgirl toffee  
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2020-04-08 3:02:16 PM  
I want to stop government injustice!!  Who's with me taking over a bird sanctuary??
 
Percise1  
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2020-04-08 3:02:30 PM  
Ammon Bundy: 'I Want the Virus Now'

All I needed to read.

OH YEAH!!!

Have him go around a covid ward licking used ventilators, then ship him directly home and board up all the doors and windows. Post an armed guards with shoot for testicles orders and let's see what happens.

There is hope...
 
Slaxl  
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2020-04-08 3:03:00 PM  
Couldn't someone just write Coronavirus on a bullet then shoot him in the head? Or is that too Baldrickesque?
 
Spartapuss  
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2020-04-08 3:03:37 PM  
I hope the barrel of bat soup I ordered off of Amazon arrives there in time.
 
Non Sequitur Man [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2020-04-08 3:03:59 PM  
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DecemberNitro  
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2020-04-08 3:04:05 PM  
Please, please stop reporting on these idiotic backwoods constitution-humping f*cks.
 
FrancoFile [TotalFark]  
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2020-04-08 3:04:05 PM  
Have we sent in Meal Team Six yet?
 
Mikey1969 [OhFark]  
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2020-04-08 3:05:34 PM  
Ammon Bundy: 'I Want the Virus Now'

We're cool with that, dude.
 
inglixthemad  
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2020-04-08 3:06:54 PM  

wejash: cretinbob: That's OK, Ammon. We want you to get coronavirus too.

Just put him in isolation first please.

A safe at the bottom of a lake for preference.

He can get out! He's superman!


Eff that, send him back to his family infected, and have him meet up with as many of their followers as he can in massive gatherings.

Short-term pain for long-term gain. He doesn't need any big gubbermint help, he can beat it all by hisself.
 
NewportBarGuy [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2020-04-08 3:07:04 PM  

FrancoFile: Have we sent in Meal Team Six yet?


They're still working on that 55 gal drum of lube.
 
Wadded Beef [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2020-04-08 3:07:07 PM  
Hey libertarians, capitalists who are against regulations and small-government-at-all-costs types: You lost. And the sooner you accept that and join the social freaking contract in order to curb the pandemic and more unnecessary deaths, the better.

/Tired of their childish horseshiat.
 
fragMasterFlash [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2020-04-08 3:09:18 PM  
Would someone with COVID-19 please cough into a barrel of lube so Ammon can take as many Branch Dildonians with him to the Blue Tarp Ranch in the sky already?

/drink moar kool-aid
 
Godscrack  
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2020-04-08 3:09:25 PM  
Looks like the right wing extremists groups will be the first one's on the line when the SHTF. The best part: They will be at war with Trump's government.
Not Obama's. Not Hillary's. The man they worshiped and voted for --- But her emails.
 
BrerRobot  
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2020-04-08 3:10:04 PM  
To prevent another Malheur type standoff, Police have barricaded all local playgrounds
 
Smoking GNU [TotalFark]  
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2020-04-08 3:11:17 PM  
Someone please oblige him.
 
I am Tom Joad's Complete Lack of Surprise [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2020-04-08 3:11:31 PM  

Non Sequitur Man: [Fark user image image 666x500]


In a more just world, everyone that ever flew the Gadsen flag in the last thirty years would literally be tied down and trampled to death by us 97%.
 
Ringo48  
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2020-04-08 3:11:34 PM  

make me some tea: Lock him up.


That would be making his point.

Normally it'd be cruel to say the problem will take care of itself, but it's really the best path in this case.

I personally won't feel bad if all the people voluntarily attending his meeting get the virus.
 
Marine1  
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2020-04-08 3:12:11 PM  
You wanna know what?

If I knew for sure I could get what my mom's friend's husband had, which was a very mild case... I'd farking go for it.

Guy caught it from this lady on the plane coughing next to him almost non-stop from Florida to New Jersey. Didn't get deathly ill. Didn't need hospitalization. He's in his 60s.

That's real good fortune.
 
poot42 [OhFark]  
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2020-04-08 3:12:21 PM  
"I want the virus now," Mr. Bundy said.

Have your little party, french-kiss each one there.
Do the world a favour.
 
Egoy3k  
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2020-04-08 3:12:47 PM  

Godscrack: Looks like the right wing extremists groups will be the first one's on the line when the SHTF. The best part: They will be at war with Trump's government.
Not Obama's. Not Hillary's. The man they worshiped and voted for --- But her emails.


No they won't, they ran from the FBi and got one of their own killed in the deal. they are just a craven as the people the look down on.
 
Diogenes [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2020-04-08 3:13:09 PM  

Godscrack: Looks like the right wing extremists groups will be the first one's on the line when the SHTF. The best part: They will be at war with Trump's government.
Not Obama's. Not Hillary's. The man they worshiped and voted for --- But her emails.


You sell them short.  They will absolutely find someone or something other than Trump and his administration to blame.  They'll likely pile on the Chinese, Fauci, the Jews, WHO, the Illuminati - doesn't matter.  Doesn't even need to make sense.
 
Someone Else's Alt  
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2020-04-08 3:15:09 PM  
Someone that has tested positive can just cough into a 55 gal drum of lube and mail it to him.

Pretty sure he will get what he is asking for.
 
poot42 [OhFark]  
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2020-04-08 3:16:14 PM  

Slaxl: Or is that too Baldrickesque?


+1
 
Nimbull  
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2020-04-08 3:16:18 PM  
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2020-04-08 3:17:01 PM  
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2020-04-08 3:18:03 PM  
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WheezerTheGeezer [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2020-04-08 3:19:19 PM  

AquaTatanka: cretinbob: That's OK, Ammon. We want you to get coronavirus too.

I don't want him to have it.  Hes the kind of asshole that would deliberately spread it to 500 other people.


Think positively!
Those 500 would most likely be a bunch of like minded fundamentalist dildonians.
A self-purge on a grand scale.
 
NevynFox  
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2020-04-08 3:19:50 PM  

poot42: "I want the virus now," Mr. Bundy said.

Have your little party, french-kiss each one there.
Do the world a favour.


French kiss each others' rectums.
 
dryknife  
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2020-04-08 3:19:55 PM  
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talkertopc  
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2020-04-08 3:30:01 PM  
With our luck even if he gets covid-19 he is going to be among those have light symptoms if any,
 
grimlock1972  
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2020-04-08 3:35:01 PM  

Diogenes: Dallymo: roddikinsathome: You may proceed, you ignorant, suicidal goon! Bring the family AND ALL your Ammosexual pals! Don't forget to bring snacks this time.

And dildos!

When they used to have Chickenpox Parties, the kids would pass around a lollipop.

I suggest Bundy and his friends pass around an infected dildo at their Coronavirus Party.


I was thinking carpet bomb the proceedings with infected dildos but that could work..
 
snochick  
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2020-04-08 3:37:40 PM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: If you get the vahrus, be sure to drink plenty of aquarium cleaner, Ammon. I hear that's a real good cure for it. Trump said so. Better drank a lot so you is extra healthy.


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