Skip to content
Do you have adblock enabled?
 
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Daily Mail)   Never expected to ever say this, but the only thing missing here is a juggalo and a quart of Faygo   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line
    More: Silly  
•       •       •

4178 clicks; posted to Main » on 24 Jan 2020 at 12:05 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Copy Link



39 Comments     (+0 »)
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest
 
maddog2030 [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
Smartest (0)   Funniest (5)  
2020-01-23 10:08:36 PM  
I'm sure Giuliani is available.
 
tinyarena  
Smartest (4)   Funniest (6)  
2020-01-24 12:13:22 AM  
Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2020-01-24 12:18:12 AM  

tinyarena: [Fark user image 816x425]


notsureifwant.jpg
 
2020-01-24 12:22:57 AM  
tangent: pineapple fanta is delicious

/and the girls, do they love the jizzcitrus flavor!
//at least they told me they were girls. nttawwt.
 
aagrajag  
Smartest (7)   Funniest (2)  
2020-01-24 12:24:41 AM  
...met on a clown fetish website...

thatsenoughinternetfortoday.jpg
 
waxbeans  
Smartest (0)   Funniest (6)  
2020-01-24 12:26:05 AM  

aagrajag: ...met on a clown fetish website...

thatsenoughinternetfortoday.jpg


And I can't even get a text back
 
MBooda  
Smartest (0)   Funniest (0)  
2020-01-24 12:28:29 AM  
"Did you say she's turning around?"
"No...I said she's spurning a clown."
"Well I like that too!"
 
2020-01-24 12:33:03 AM  
Only a quart of Faygo? No respectable Juggalo would ever be seen with less than a two liter.
 
Vitamin_R [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
Smartest (0)   Funniest (7)  
2020-01-24 12:35:17 AM  
Fark user imageView Full Size

/Not mine
 
Boojum2k [TotalFark]  
Smartest (3)   Funniest (9)  
2020-01-24 12:36:02 AM  
Fark user imageView Full Size
 
Abacus9  
Smartest (3)   Funniest (3)  
2020-01-24 12:38:02 AM  

Dick Gozinya: Only a quart of Faygo? No respectable Juggalo would ever be seen with less than a two liter.


Faygo actually is the only pop I've ever seen that is available in 3 liter bottles.
 
Shryke  
Smartest (2)   Funniest (10)  
2020-01-24 12:39:00 AM  
Tight quarters: Loch and Miss Candy, who live in a van by the beach, are looking for another woman to share their kink clown fetish

I am unable to suspend belief at this stage. This is a bridge too far.
 
2020-01-24 12:55:09 AM  

Abacus9: Dick Gozinya: Only a quart of Faygo? No respectable Juggalo would ever be seen with less than a two liter.

Faygo actually is the only pop I've ever seen that is available in 3 liter bottles.


Coke and Pepsi tried the 3 liter thing in the 80's.  But it ended up falling flat.
 
2020-01-24 12:56:15 AM  

Shryke: Tight quarters: Loch and Miss Candy, who live in a van by the beach, are looking for another woman to share their kink clown fetish

I am unable to suspend belief at this stage. This is a bridge too far.


Approves
Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2020-01-24 12:57:42 AM  

buckeyebrain: Abacus9: Dick Gozinya: Only a quart of Faygo? No respectable Juggalo would ever be seen with less than a two liter.

Faygo actually is the only pop I've ever seen that is available in 3 liter bottles.

Coke and Pepsi tried the 3 liter thing in the 80's.  But it ended up falling flat.


Fark user imageView Full Size
 
Mad_Radhu  
Smartest (0)   Funniest (2)  
2020-01-24 1:03:10 AM  
Are you going down on the clown?
 
batlock666  
Smartest (0)   Funniest (0)  
2020-01-24 1:03:13 AM  
Inspired by the lesbian clown construction worker episode of Cheaters.
 
Sgygus [TotalFark]  
Smartest (0)   Funniest (0)  
2020-01-24 1:16:52 AM  
Fark user imageView Full Size
 
MBooda  
Smartest (0)   Funniest (1)  
2020-01-24 1:17:59 AM  

Mad_Radhu: Are you going down on the clown?


C'mon, squeeze the wheeze! Many people like to. See, it doesn't hurt me.

/y'know, I think we're all...
 
2020-01-24 2:07:35 AM  
You need to have three-way sex in order to please you partner's clown car, and you actually want people to know this? Get a vitamin E shot or eat some oysters already.
 
jtown  
Smartest (2)   Funniest (5)  
2020-01-24 2:07:59 AM  
Laugh all you want but that face paint throws off facial recognition.  Those Juggalos have been out in front of this for years.
 
jtown  
Smartest (0)   Funniest (0)  
2020-01-24 2:15:22 AM  

Abacus9: Dick Gozinya: Only a quart of Faygo? No respectable Juggalo would ever be seen with less than a two liter.

Faygo actually is the only pop I've ever seen that is available in 3 liter bottles.


I've seen a few store brands do the 3l thing but not many.  I assume it's a matter of economics.  2l bottles are everywhere while 3l bottles are pretty rare.  So there's probably more profit in packaging 4 liters of soda in two cheap 2l containers than 3 liters of soda in one expensive 3l container.
 
DrunkenBob  
Smartest (0)   Funniest (0)  
2020-01-24 2:17:44 AM  
Glad they found each other, and didn't end up springing it on an unwilling partner years into the relationship or after marrying.  Now it's mostly a source of bonding, until one of them gets a breakthrough, and tries to force the other into an unpaid assistant's role.  Then things get interesting.
 
TheBigJerk  
Smartest (0)   Funniest (1)  
2020-01-24 2:33:56 AM  
"This being the daily fail, I now doubt the existence of California."
 
TheBigJerk  
Smartest (5)   Funniest (0)  
2020-01-24 2:37:51 AM  
I'm always surprised when people freak out about a fairly old-news fetish.

Yeah, clown sex is a thing.  I don't understand it, even academically, but that's okay.
 
Tchvori [BareFark]  
Smartest (6)   Funniest (1)  
2020-01-24 2:49:07 AM  
Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2020-01-24 2:51:10 AM  

Shryke: Tight quarters: Loch and Miss Candy, who live in a van by the beach, are looking for another woman to share their kink clown fetish

I am unable to suspend belief at this stage. This is a bridge too far.


Nope. It's Oceanside, so I buy it.  Hell, if it was Ocean Beach, I'd expect it.
 
aagrajag  
Smartest (0)   Funniest (2)  
2020-01-24 3:27:48 AM  

Tchvori: [Fark user image image 850x1275]


Okay, I can work with this, but in fairness, they'd be even hotter without the facepaint.
 
2020-01-24 4:33:37 AM  
I tried this with someone and the results were disastrous. My mistake, I suppose, for wanting to be Jerry Lewis.
 
i ignore u  
Smartest (1)   Funniest (0)  
2020-01-24 5:31:28 AM  

aagrajag: Tchvori: [Fark user image image 850x1275]

Okay, I can work with this, but in fairness, they'd be even hotter without the facepaint.


The calf cellphone holster is hilarious, and those platform boots on the left must weigh ten pounds each making it awkward to even walk.  Or maybe they're hollow?  Filled with helium to give your gait a light bounce?

/ yes I did study that picture unusually closely, for science.
 
captjc  
Smartest (0)   Funniest (4)  
2020-01-24 7:10:26 AM  
One day I got a call from my girlfriend on the way home from work. She said, when you get home I'll be waiting for you in bed. I get home, take my clothes off, and meet her in the bedroom to find her dressed in a "sexy" clown costume. I asked her, "what's going on?" To which she replied, "What's the matter? I thought you said you wanted to fark me silly!?"
 
aagrajag  
Smartest (0)   Funniest (5)  
2020-01-24 7:15:14 AM  

captjc: One day I got a call from my girlfriend on the way home from work. She said, when you get home I'll be waiting for you in bed. I get home, take my clothes off, and meet her in the bedroom to find her dressed in a "sexy" clown costume. I asked her, "what's going on?" To which she replied, "What's the matter? I thought you said you wanted to fark me silly!?"


So when Mickey Mouse was trying to get a divorce from Minnie Mouse, he was told by the judge: "I'm sorry, Mr. Mouse, but your wife being mentally unsound is not sufficient grounds for a divorce."

Mickey replies: "Oh-ho! I didn't say she was crazy; I said she was farking Goofy!"
 
gar1013  
Smartest (1)   Funniest (1)  
2020-01-24 7:39:46 AM  

Boojum2k: [Fark user image image 425x358]


1.bp.blogspot.comView Full Size
 
Technoir [TotalFark]  
Smartest (3)   Funniest (0)  
2020-01-24 7:42:57 AM  

gar1013: Boojum2k: [Fark user image image 425x358]

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 450x670]


If the broad in the video were as hot as this girl, and the dude were about 100x less creepy, i'd be tempted to go see if I could maybe cure my coulrophobia over the course of a couple weeks of banging her.
 
gojirast  
Smartest (0)   Funniest (0)  
2020-01-24 8:54:43 AM  

Abacus9: Dick Gozinya: Only a quart of Faygo? No respectable Juggalo would ever be seen with less than a two liter.

Faygo actually is the only pop I've ever seen that is available in 3 liter bottles.


When you just gotta get the Beetus right now!
 
2020-01-24 10:05:28 AM  

Tchvori: [Fark user image 850x1275]


Pirate Geisha Femme-Dom Mime Clowns. There's a lot going on there.

The "Change The World From Here" sign in the background if a particular delight.
 
BoothbyTCD  
Smartest (1)   Funniest (0)  
2020-01-24 11:26:49 AM  

Boojum2k: [Fark user image 425x358]


Why yes, yes I would.

/because it's Lexi
 
stuffy  
Smartest (0)   Funniest (0)  
2020-01-24 1:48:09 PM  
Nobody's getting hurt. Whatever gets you off.
 
Abacus9  
Smartest (0)   Funniest (0)  
2020-01-24 5:37:35 PM  

gojirast: Abacus9: Dick Gozinya: Only a quart of Faygo? No respectable Juggalo would ever be seen with less than a two liter.

Faygo actually is the only pop I've ever seen that is available in 3 liter bottles.

When you just gotta get the Beetus right now!


Wilford Brimley agrees. As a side note, the ten gallon hats he wears only have a capacity of 3 liters. Circus of life.
 
Displayed 39 of 39 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking





  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.