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(Some Guy)   Canadian hotel offers free stays on Valentine's Day for 18 years if you have a baby 9 months after popping in for special nooner package   (hotelzed.com) divider line
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bughunter  
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2020-01-23 10:05:54 PM  
Heh.

My wedding date to mrs bughunter: Jan 11
Birthdate of bughunter 2.0:  Oct 11
 
2020-01-23 10:08:07 PM  
Cheesy Porn Music
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2020-01-23 10:12:29 PM  
Does it count if it was my secretary?
 
Ianman  
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2020-01-23 10:12:32 PM  
It takes 10 months, game is rigged...
 
2020-01-23 10:15:24 PM  
Is it the Empress in Victoria?
 
GoodHomer  
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2020-01-23 10:22:14 PM  
Room cleaners are less than impressed.
 
2020-01-23 10:24:20 PM  
IF YOU BOOK A NOONER THIS VALENTINE'S DAY AND WELCOME A BABY INTO YOUR FAMILY NINE MONTHS LATER, WE'LL GIVE YOU A FREE VALENTINE'S DAY STAY AT HOTEL ZED FOR THE NEXT 18 YEARS!
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2020-01-23 10:25:02 PM  
The Fertility Hotel?

So if the baby is a month early or a month late?
Way to have one more thing to bicker about.

/there's a nice saying in Arabic about relationships. Brain "functioning" on three hours of sleep. Will write it down in some other thread.
 
SBinRR [OhFark]  
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2020-01-23 10:26:27 PM  

Ianman: It takes 10 months, game is rigged...


Leap year.

That's my go-to excuse for everything in 2020.
 
2020-01-23 10:39:47 PM  

johnny_vegas: Is it the Empress in Victoria?


The Hotel Zed
 
2020-01-23 10:40:36 PM  

Ianman: It takes 10 months, game is rigged...


We're counting regular months, not metric.
 
2020-01-23 10:42:07 PM  

Resident Muslim: So if the baby is a month early


Premature checkout time and the continental breakfast gets a lot smaller.
 
2020-01-23 10:42:52 PM  

johnny_vegas: Is it the Empress in Victoria?


I've stayed there. Wonderful hotel.
 
2020-01-23 10:50:14 PM  
Those of you who pretend to be concerned about manmade global warming should get in on this. What harm can one more cute lil babby do?
 
2020-01-23 11:51:48 PM  
...... nope. Not worth it.
 
2020-01-23 11:53:23 PM  

tramp stamp: johnny_vegas: Is it the Empress in Victoria?

I've stayed there. Wonderful hotel.


Sure is, Victoria is also an incredible food destination too
 
2020-01-24 12:29:57 AM  
Zed's-bred baby.

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2020-01-24 1:19:19 AM  

bughunter: Heh.

My wedding date to mrs bughunter: Jan 11
Birthdate of bughunter 2.0:  Oct 11


Well, that really sucks
 
LessO2  
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2020-01-24 1:24:36 AM  
Come again?
 
Deece  
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2020-01-24 1:40:36 AM  
COOOOOOMMMMMMME farkKKKKKK HHHHEEEEEEERRRRREE!

/I hate the farking filter so farking much
//fark
 
2020-01-24 5:07:33 AM  
nooner package...

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rikkards  
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2020-01-24 5:59:46 AM  
Refreshing to see a hotel actually acknowledge they do this. Granted you usually have to book ahead and request early checkin but make the price more expensive per hour with minimum hours (TFA is 4) to account extra labour costs and they would probably still make like gangbusters. Granted I don't know if they do this all year but if I was the cleaning staff, I would probably want a hazmat suit JIC.
 
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