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(KIRO-7 Seattle)   Fight breaks out at trampoline park. Witnesses say it went on longer than usual, since as soon as someone was knocked down they just bounced back up   (kiro7.com) divider line
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1835 clicks; posted to Main » on 23 Jan 2020 at 11:42 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Copy Link



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cretinbob [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
Smartest (16)   Funniest (8)  
2020-01-23 10:46:31 AM  
He drinks a Whiskey drink, he drinks a Vodka drink
He drinks a Lager drink, he drinks a Cider drink
He sings the songs that remind him of the good times
He sings the songs that remind him of the best times
 
2020-01-23 11:45:17 AM  

cretinbob: He drinks a Whiskey drink, he drinks a Vodka drink
He drinks a Lager drink, he drinks a Cider drink
He sings the songs that remind him of the good times
He sings the songs that remind him of the best times


Beat me too it.
 
2020-01-23 11:45:50 AM  
Came for Chumbawamba, was not disappointed.
 
2020-01-23 11:51:40 AM  
Good j0rb subby.
 
AppleChill [OhFark]  
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2020-01-23 11:51:47 AM  
Done in one.
 
Farkspeare [TotalFark]  
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2020-01-23 11:56:29 AM  
springtime
 
2020-01-23 11:56:52 AM  
Um, yeah.  I'm not in the mood for a trampoline fight story after recent events.  Flint always seem to do things worse.
 
Fano  
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2020-01-23 11:57:07 AM  
Started as a jumpoline park
 
2020-01-23 11:58:38 AM  

lack of warmth: Um, yeah.  I'm not in the mood for a trampoline fight story after recent events.  Flint always seem to do things worse.


Apple rushed an emergency supply of phones to the area to replace the ones broken in the fight.
 
2020-01-23 11:59:55 AM  
As long as you hit the other person while you are in the air, you can't be charged with a crime.

SKY CRIME!
 
Delawhat  
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2020-01-23 12:00:23 PM  
Doesn't everyone get jumped at a trampoline park?
 
Weird Hal  
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2020-01-23 12:03:21 PM  

Farkspeare: springtime


Springtime for hitter.
 
2020-01-23 12:11:26 PM  

Fano: Started as a jumpoline park


Did all the tramps move in?
 
manhole  
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2020-01-23 12:16:56 PM  
That fat dude on a trampoline; want to see that.
 
2020-01-23 12:25:44 PM  
The fat kid was angry he exceeded the weight limit, he had to take it out on someone.
 
2020-01-23 12:26:27 PM  
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2020-01-23 12:27:17 PM  
I hearby crown Instigator Mom to be the Queen Tramp of the Trampoline Park.
 
Truck Fump  
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2020-01-23 12:29:55 PM  

SuburbanCowboy: As long as you hit the other person while you are in the air, you can't be charged with a crime.

SKY CRIME!


This is only true if the trampoline has a gold fringe
 
2020-01-23 12:32:33 PM  
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2020-01-23 1:17:35 PM  

Bowen: Text exchange from Sunday morning at the local trampoline park.

Wife: Chaos
Me: Have you seen child 1? I lost him
Wife: I'm with child 2, saw child 1 a minute ago. Don't see him now.
Me: I see him. He's jousting. Other kid is crying. Taking him back to dodgeball.
Wife: Don't. There are two dads here nailing each other and kids are getting hit.
Me: Chaos
Wife: Kill me


Kinky.
 
TuckFrump [TotalFark]  
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2020-01-23 1:41:06 PM  

cretinbob: He drinks a Whiskey drink, he drinks a Vodka drink
He drinks a Lager drink, he drinks a Cider drink
He sings the songs that remind him of the good times
He sings the songs that remind him of the best times


We're done here
 
boozehat  
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2020-01-23 2:22:15 PM  

The Martian Manhandler: Came for Chumbawamba, was not disappointed.


I believe this is the first time in history anyone has every said that statement.

I hope it is the last.
 
calufrax  
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2020-01-23 3:33:09 PM  
And here I am - with my great Kosho skills - never in the right place when this sort of thing happens...
 
2020-01-23 4:00:57 PM  

cretinbob: He drinks a Whiskey drink, he drinks a Vodka drink
He drinks a Lager drink, he drinks a Cider drink
He sings the songs that remind him of the good times
He sings the songs that remind him of the best better times


FTFY
I know google shows "best", but the song has always been sung "better"
Chumbawamba - Tubthumping (I Get Knocked Down)
Youtube iI8zPbEHRl0
 
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