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(Daily Mail)   Ryanair flight fills with smoke as passengers scramble for change to pay the oxygen mask fees   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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2020-01-22 7:52:24 PM  
I'm not sure I'd call it a "minor technical issue" if your plane fills with so much smoke you can't see.
 
Boo_Guy  
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2020-01-22 7:54:09 PM  
Post-coital cigarette?

/dnrtfa
 
edmo [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2020-01-22 8:01:20 PM  
I have bad new for you: if the pilots suspect a fire they will not deploy the oxygen masks.
 
hej  
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2020-01-22 8:04:48 PM  
Hah, you thin they'll let you have the masks without a credit card?
 
cman [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2020-01-22 8:22:04 PM  
That's not what the oxygen masks are designed for

They are used in case of a a mid-flight decompression in 10k+ feet
 
WTP 2  
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2020-01-22 8:23:29 PM  
what dd you expect free air on a plane ??
 
ShowStop  
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2020-01-22 8:24:19 PM  
I think TFA make a correct guess about the cause saying the de-icing fluid got into the air conditioner. De-icing fluid is made from glycol and easily atomizes into a short lasting smoke when heated.
 
mainsail  
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2020-01-22 8:34:17 PM  
Burning turf?
 
rnatalie [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2020-01-22 8:45:23 PM  
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Insain2  
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2020-01-22 8:58:32 PM  
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Autoerotic anyone????
Dang it.......I took a breath back to.....
 
shamen123  
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2020-01-22 9:02:11 PM  
Cabin "panic mode" checklist

#1. Is the smoke dark grey/ black?
#2. Does smoke smell of burning kerosene.

If answer to both is no it's likely something to do with the AC. Condensate for example.

If answer to either is yes, then it may be brown trousers time.
 
Greek [OhFark]  
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2020-01-22 9:02:29 PM  

edmo: I have bad new for you: if the pilots suspect a fire they will not deploy the oxygen masks.


Yeah, deploying the oxygen masks would be one of the worst things they could do in the event of a fire.
 
Sir Paul  
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2020-01-22 9:37:22 PM  
It maybe a little early, but this is a hoty candidate.  Well done subby
 
2020-01-22 10:44:02 PM  
Pilot: These switches. How do they work?

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evilsofa  
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2020-01-23 2:13:36 AM  

Pointy Tail of Satan: Pilot: These switches. How do they work?

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It's totally obvious. Properly starting the deicing system requires the blood of an Indian convenience store owner. This must be the step they forgot about.
 
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