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(WISN Milwaukee)   Man tells police he mixed his mom's cremated ashes with his weed   (wisn.com) divider line
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vudukungfu [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2020-01-22 4:50:21 PM  
High, mom.
 
Hobodeluxe  
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2020-01-22 4:57:45 PM  
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Bondith  
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2020-01-22 5:07:45 PM  
Keith Richards scoffs at you.
 
This text is now purple  
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2020-01-22 5:08:35 PM  
It's okay. It probably wasn't all his mom.
 
WelldeadLink  
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2020-01-22 5:11:24 PM  
It's his Canadian mom. You wouldn't know her.
 
skinink [OhFark]  
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2020-01-22 5:11:45 PM  
Even to the end, his mother was killing his buzz.
 
Weird Hal  
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2020-01-22 5:12:28 PM  
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/obscure?
 
Prof. Frink [BareFark]  
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2020-01-22 5:13:22 PM  
Just like subby, his mom was smokin'
 
Hanky [TotalFark]  
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2020-01-22 5:13:28 PM  
Sounds like a mental health check may be in order
 
fragMasterFlash [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2020-01-22 5:15:01 PM  
When the ditch weed isn't quite ditchy enough?
 
TheSteelCricket  
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2020-01-22 5:15:31 PM  
He either really loved his mother or really hated her.
 
Gordon Bennett [OhFark]  
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2020-01-22 5:18:07 PM  
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Ponzholio [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2020-01-22 5:18:54 PM  
Bundy Family Barbecue
Youtube inubkn_TmUs
 
Ponzholio [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2020-01-22 5:19:15 PM  

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LOL
 
Ginnungagap42 [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2020-01-22 5:23:12 PM  
Last words before I spark it?
The Amazing Screw-On Head - "I'm Going to Smoke You"
Youtube oHLw2lyLnA8
 
Somaticasual [TotalFark]  
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2020-01-22 5:23:42 PM  
So he's getting in trouble for having a ...

<puts on sunglasses>

Smoking Hot Mom?


//<takes sunglasses off>
//<hangs head in shame>
 
Zulu_as_Kono [OhFark]  
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2020-01-22 5:29:39 PM  
I knew a guy who used to say that when he died, he wanted to be cremated and have his ashes mixed into the soil in which a pot plant was growing so what remained of him could add nutrients to the plant and we could indirectly smoke him.

Then he died, and his wife had him buried.

/csb
 
tasteme  
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2020-01-22 5:39:10 PM  
Zulu_as_Kono
I knew a guy who used to say that when he died, he wanted to be cremated and have his ashes mixed into the soil in which a pot plant was growing so what remained of him could add nutrients to the plant and we could indirectly smoke him.

Then he died, and his wife had him buried.


Sounds like she made a grave mistake
 
Turgid Goulash  
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2020-01-22 5:40:40 PM  

TheSteelCricket: He either really loved his mother or really hated her.


Or thought she was OK.
 
Crocoduck  
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2020-01-22 5:49:21 PM  
You ever sell the cremated remains of your mom to an undercover cop...on weed?
 
hardinparamedic [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2020-01-22 5:51:18 PM  
No.  That can't be.

it was chocolate milk mix!

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vsavatar  
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2020-01-22 5:56:07 PM  
Didn't Tupac's boys do that with his cremains?
 
TylerParry  
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2020-01-22 5:57:39 PM  
He was getting ready to sell his Krematorium Kush.
 
Nick Nostril  
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2020-01-22 6:01:14 PM  
I doubt she minds.
 
mikaloyd [OhFark]  
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2020-01-22 6:14:15 PM  

Hanky: Sounds like a mental health check may be in order


Weed fixes mental health
 
cfreak [TotalFark]  
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2020-01-22 6:19:33 PM  
[News] ?
 
knobmaker  
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2020-01-22 6:42:18 PM  
Well, for Cannabevets, I will point out that this would probably never happen in a legal regulated market.
 
khitsicker [TotalFark]  
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2020-01-22 6:44:54 PM  

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quite possibly one of the greatest scenes in all of television.
 
Fart_Machine  
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2020-01-22 6:56:13 PM  
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Amature!
 
swankywanky  
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2020-01-22 7:01:45 PM  
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2020-01-22 7:26:12 PM  
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Gordon Bennett [OhFark]  
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2020-01-22 7:28:36 PM  

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farkingbubbler [OhFark]  
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2020-01-22 7:53:54 PM  
No Keith Richards reference?
 
Bondith  
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2020-01-22 8:28:21 PM  

farkingbubbler: No Keith Richards reference?


What, am I Charlie Watts over here?
 
ShowStop  
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2020-01-22 8:31:14 PM  

farkingbubbler: No Keith Richards reference?


No, Keith Richards reference.
 
Sum Dum Gai  
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2020-01-22 8:34:30 PM  
What, again?  You would think this guy would have learned his lesson last week.
 
farkingbubbler [OhFark]  
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2020-01-22 9:22:27 PM  

ShowStop: farkingbubbler: No Keith Richards reference?

No, Keith Richards reference.


Refresh is my friend, not my foe.
 
Ima4nic8or  
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2020-01-22 9:29:32 PM  
Dopers are some seriously farked up people
 
swamp_of_dumb  
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2020-01-22 9:43:33 PM  

tasteme: Zulu_as_Kono
I knew a guy who used to say that when he died, he wanted to be cremated and have his ashes mixed into the soil in which a pot plant was growing so what remained of him could add nutrients to the plant and we could indirectly smoke him.

Then he died, and his wife had him buried.


Sounds like she made a grave mistake


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swamp_of_dumb  
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2020-01-22 9:46:19 PM  

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Amature!


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I call shenanigans.  They look nothing alike.
 
zimbomba67  
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2020-01-22 9:54:41 PM  
Man, these Packers fans are really taking that loss hard.  Good, that warms my cold heart.
 
Hanky [TotalFark]  
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2020-01-22 10:12:54 PM  

mikaloyd: Hanky: Sounds like a mental health check may be in order

Weed fixes mental health


Of course it does my brother from Oildale, of course it does!
 
kristufer82  
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2020-01-22 10:43:57 PM  
I am glad they clarified that his mom was dead.  I was worried that he lopped off an arm or leg and threw it in the firepit to get the ashes.  Meanwhile Moms in the kitchen having a scotch to numb the pain.
 
overthinker  
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2020-01-22 10:46:49 PM  
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