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2020-01-22 10:24:19 AM  
You can't stop a sandwich artist's freedom of expression when inspiration strikes, man!  He was just creating an impressionistic interpretation of a meatball sub!
 
Mugato [TotalFark]  
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2020-01-22 11:46:43 AM  
That is disgusting....people still eat at Subway?
 
alechemist [TotalFark]  
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2020-01-22 12:01:33 PM  
Subway eat smeg.
 
2020-01-22 12:01:55 PM  
What, you've never enjoyed a freshly-made six-inch Dingleberry Delight?
 
wantingout  
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2020-01-22 12:02:28 PM  
but what if my butthole is really really itchy?
 
dothemath  
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2020-01-22 12:03:19 PM  
Im surprised this didn't happen sooner.
 
Tannax  
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2020-01-22 12:03:51 PM  

wantingout: but what if my butthole is really really itchy?


Oh, we're sorry, we didn't know it was really really itchy. Carry on then.
 
hugram [TotalFark]  
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2020-01-22 12:03:51 PM  
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waxbeans  
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2020-01-22 12:03:55 PM  
This only happens because co-workers won't stand up against management in order to receive proper restroom breaks at regular intervals

Thanks scags
 
TWX  
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2020-01-22 12:04:08 PM  
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But if you work in a pizza shop and are hot then all is forgiven.
 
ChrisDe  
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2020-01-22 12:04:37 PM  
Diddling kids still OK?
 
mcsiegs  
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2020-01-22 12:05:38 PM  
I need to go drop a 5 dollar footlong.
 
TWX  
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2020-01-22 12:06:00 PM  

waxbeans: This only happens because co-workers won't stand up against management in order to receive proper restroom breaks at regular intervals

Thanks scags


Sadly not limited to the private sector.

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2020-01-22 12:06:00 PM  
No Beavis and Butthead references yet?!? Fark I am disappoint.
 
Mugato [TotalFark]  
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2020-01-22 12:11:37 PM  

TWX: [Fark user image 500x667]

But if you work in a pizza shop and are hot then all is forgiven.


Poor girl shouldn't have to work there. She could easily be a dancer and get paid a lot more for the same thing.
 
Mugato [TotalFark]  
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2020-01-22 12:13:01 PM  

waxbeans: This only happens because co-workers won't stand up against management in order to receive proper restroom breaks at regular intervals


Because people who work at minimum wage jobs have the power to stand up to their managers. You think they should unionize, Mr. Hoffa?
 
Marcos P  
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2020-01-22 12:15:57 PM  
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TWX  
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2020-01-22 12:21:12 PM  

Mugato: TWX: [Fark user image 500x667]

But if you work in a pizza shop and are hot then all is forgiven.

Poor girl shouldn't have to work there. She could easily be a dancer and get paid a lot more for the same thing.


I presume by dancing, you mean exotic.

I wouldn't specifically recommend exotic dancing or any employment catering to the prurient to any young women these days unless circumstances were especially dire, too many cameras and too much online documentation.  Short-term gains in such occupation now would likely nullify a lot of long-term potential if those activities were exposed, and that's without even considering if the young woman in question got into stereotypical lifestyles or behaviors that are not uncommon in such situations.

/personally acquainted with a teacher that had to resign after her, "Girls of the PAC-10," appearance was discovered
//not as well acquainted as I would have liked
 
2020-01-22 12:21:34 PM  
My first actual clock-in job was at Showbiz Pizza. The older guy I worked with noticed a cop who had recently given him a ticket. I was in charge of the pre-makes but he used the oven. Before placing it there he rubbed his own boogers on it, and a small amount of urine. And of course he was wearing a Metallica t-shirt.

So here's where my failure is involved- I told no one. He was a huge brute, and I was just before the era of really finding my own balls. I should've punched him, but I can't revisit that day. Except in my memory, where I'm reminded of failure and to never let something like that go unsaid, again.
 
Russ1642  
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2020-01-22 12:22:07 PM  
Owner: "We can't find quality staff that don't pick their assholes at work"
Owner: only pays minimum wage
 
2020-01-22 12:24:27 PM  

TWX: [Fark user image 500x667]

But if you work in a pizza shop and are hot then all is forgiven.


Damn.

She really needs to put that hair up or at least braid it. Eew.
 
2020-01-22 12:25:11 PM  

Mugato: TWX: [Fark user image 500x667]

But if you work in a pizza shop and are hot then all is forgiven.

Poor girl shouldn't have to work there. She could easily be a dancer and get paid a lot more for the same thing.


Making pizzas?
 
2020-01-22 12:38:36 PM  

Mugato: That is disgusting....people still eat at Subway?


For some reason my brother gave me a subway gift card for Christmas so I've eaten there a few times recently for the first time in about a decade.
The first thing I ordered was their new pizza sub. It was so bad that it's not even on the menu anymore.
Next I tried their new bacon and egg sandwich. It's not terrible but but pay the 60 cents more and just go to McDonalds.
The last thing I bought was a 6 inch roast beef sub. There was practically no meat on it so I told the girl double the meat. I got that with cheese, lettuce, onions, hot peppers and some mustard.
When I got home I threw it in the microwave to heat it up and it was pretty damned good.
The thing is it cost me $8.69(CAD) for half a farking sub.

So once I use up that last of this gift card I will not be going back.
 
TWX  
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2020-01-22 12:39:59 PM  

dickfreckle: My first actual clock-in job was at Showbiz Pizza. The older guy I worked with noticed a cop who had recently given him a ticket. I was in charge of the pre-makes but he used the oven. Before placing it there he rubbed his own boogers on it, and a small amount of urine. And of course he was wearing a Metallica t-shirt.

So here's where my failure is involved- I told no one. He was a huge brute, and I was just before the era of really finding my own balls. I should've punched him, but I can't revisit that day. Except in my memory, where I'm reminded of failure and to never let something like that go unsaid, again.


You pick your battles and you learn from experience.  You would have had no evidence and while the desired outcome might have happened, you'd have made an enemy in your community that would have looked to do you harm, especially if you were the only witness such that any action taken against him would have obviously been based on your whistle-blowing.

It's possible for it to work out, but circumstances have to be right.  I knew a guy that was brand new to a cabling company, first major project he found the foreman and crew pulling the wrong-rating cable in a major multi-building project.  In a nutshell there are four categories of ratings for cable based on how they perform in fire.  OSP is outside cabling meant for direct-burial, aerial, and outside-strapping applications, it resists sun and water damage but gives off toxic gases when burned.  CM or CMG - General Purpose cable is rated for indoors, but only in-walls and in-conduit as it too off-gases as it burns, and the jacket doesn't self-extinguish.  CMR or Riser-rated cable is to be used when a cable crosses floors, the jacket might off-gas but itself-extinguishes so a fire can't burn-up the length of the cable jacket to cross floors.  And CMP or Plenum-rated cable, designed for use in drop-ceilings and other soffits and chases where environmental air for the building passes, such as air returns.  It doesn't off-gas and it self-extinguishes.  This cabling costs four to five times as much as general-purpose.

So I don't know exactly how this worked out, but the cabling crew was pulling CMG cable into buildings where Plenum-rated cabling was required.  Instead of spending $250 per thousand-foot box he was spending $50 per box.  The guy I knew did tell corporate, who investigated, found the actual proof in the form of the wrong cable, and fired the foreman and the crew, because they all should have known better.  The guy I knew kept working for the company and actually managed to transition into management later, so he didn't face repercussions, though I'm sure that the guys that lost their jobs were quite pissed.  But there being evidence it was likely that someone at some point would have found the fault, possibly even years later if another project went to install more cabling.
 
Mugato [TotalFark]  
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2020-01-22 12:44:49 PM  

Fishbulb30w: There was practically no meat on it


That's their main problem or one of them, it's all bread. I haven't eaten there in years though.

Publix subs, that's where it's at. Roast beef and pepperoni and they just pile it on.
 
2020-01-22 12:48:33 PM  
I am going to Quizno's right now. Think I'll get a French dip
 
2020-01-22 12:55:25 PM  
So....did it make the sub taste better?

/only asking for a friend
 
2020-01-22 1:16:23 PM  
FTA: "The post attracted a slurry of comments..."

Pretty sure the writers meant "flurry."
 
TWX  
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2020-01-22 1:21:55 PM  

Fishbulb30w: Mugato: That is disgusting....people still eat at Subway?

For some reason my brother gave me a subway gift card for Christmas so I've eaten there a few times recently for the first time in about a decade.
The first thing I ordered was their new pizza sub. It was so bad that it's not even on the menu anymore.
Next I tried their new bacon and egg sandwich. It's not terrible but but pay the 60 cents more and just go to McDonalds.
The last thing I bought was a 6 inch roast beef sub. There was practically no meat on it so I told the girl double the meat. I got that with cheese, lettuce, onions, hot peppers and some mustard.
When I got home I threw it in the microwave to heat it up and it was pretty damned good.
The thing is it cost me $8.69(CAD) for half a farking sub.

So once I use up that last of this gift card I will not be going back.


They lost me when they changed from the V-cut to the side-cut.  I used to get the meatball sandwich with provolone fairly often but not much anymore.
 
2020-01-22 1:32:48 PM  
In case anybody was wondering, my French dip from Quizno's was delicious.
 
2020-01-22 1:35:56 PM  

a particular individual: FTA: "The post attracted a slurry of comments..."

Pretty sure the writers meant "flurry."


I'm not so sure.
 
2020-01-22 1:46:30 PM  
Anyone who eats food from Subway should always expect a certain amount of ass on everything.

What I'm saying is don't eat at Subway unless you are OK with eating ass.

/NTTAWWT
 
stuffy  
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2020-01-22 1:51:02 PM  
Anyone for lunch?
 
2020-01-22 1:55:13 PM  

Mugato: Fishbulb30w: There was practically no meat on it

That's their main problem or one of them, it's all bread. I haven't eaten there in years though.

Publix subs, that's where it's at. Roast beef and pepperoni and they just pile it on.


Back in grad school Subway wasn't terrible and it was cheap. If I just needed a lot of food for few $ I would get a $5 footlong, remove one of the buns (top or bottom) and discard it. Then fold the two halves together to produce a footlong/2 that had double the regular ingredients. Fewer empty bread carbs as well.
 
2020-01-22 2:10:51 PM  

Tonto's Expanding Headband: Mugato: Fishbulb30w: There was practically no meat on it

That's their main problem or one of them, it's all bread. I haven't eaten there in years though.

Publix subs, that's where it's at. Roast beef and pepperoni and they just pile it on.

Back in grad school Subway wasn't terrible and it was cheap. If I just needed a lot of food for few $ I would get a $5 footlong, remove one of the buns (top or bottom) and discard it. Then fold the two halves together to produce a footlong/2 that had double the regular ingredients. Fewer empty bread carbs as well.


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waxbeans  
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2020-01-22 2:20:09 PM  

Mugato: waxbeans: This only happens because co-workers won't stand up against management in order to receive proper restroom breaks at regular intervals

Because people who work at minimum wage jobs have the power to stand up to their managers. You think they should unionize, Mr. Hoffa?


There are actually fast food unions
 
waxbeans  
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2020-01-22 2:21:38 PM  

TWX: Mugato: TWX: [Fark user image 500x667]

But if you work in a pizza shop and are hot then all is forgiven.

Poor girl shouldn't have to work there. She could easily be a dancer and get paid a lot more for the same thing.

I presume by dancing, you mean exotic.

I wouldn't specifically recommend exotic dancing or any employment catering to the prurient to any young women these days unless circumstances were especially dire, too many cameras and too much online documentation.  Short-term gains in such occupation now would likely nullify a lot of long-term potential if those activities were exposed, and that's without even considering if the young woman in question got into stereotypical lifestyles or behaviors that are not uncommon in such situations.

/personally acquainted with a teacher that had to resign after her, "Girls of the PAC-10," appearance was discovered
//not as well acquainted as I would have liked


That wasn't her fault we need to stop shaming people for gainful employment they choose to do especially considering no one wants a universal income
 
TWX  
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2020-01-22 2:34:45 PM  

waxbeans: TWX: Mugato: TWX: [Fark user image 500x667]

But if you work in a pizza shop and are hot then all is forgiven.

Poor girl shouldn't have to work there. She could easily be a dancer and get paid a lot more for the same thing.

I presume by dancing, you mean exotic.

I wouldn't specifically recommend exotic dancing or any employment catering to the prurient to any young women these days unless circumstances were especially dire, too many cameras and too much online documentation.  Short-term gains in such occupation now would likely nullify a lot of long-term potential if those activities were exposed, and that's without even considering if the young woman in question got into stereotypical lifestyles or behaviors that are not uncommon in such situations.

/personally acquainted with a teacher that had to resign after her, "Girls of the PAC-10," appearance was discovered
//not as well acquainted as I would have liked

That wasn't her fault we need to stop shaming people for gainful employment they choose to do especially considering no one wants a universal income


So you don't think that one's prior decisions should potentially invalidate future responsibilities?
 
Mugato [TotalFark]  
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2020-01-22 2:38:09 PM  

waxbeans: Mugato: waxbeans: This only happens because co-workers won't stand up against management in order to receive proper restroom breaks at regular intervals

Because people who work at minimum wage jobs have the power to stand up to their managers. You think they should unionize, Mr. Hoffa?

There are actually fast food unions


Maybe there are but it's not something a bunch of employees can just start up. Not in most places anyway.
 
2020-01-22 2:44:59 PM  

TheSteelCricket: In case anybody was wondering, my French dip from Quizno's was delicious.


I'm more impressed that you've got a working time machine. I haven't seen a Quiznos since 2003.
 
2020-01-22 3:01:04 PM  

Doctoral Candidate Zaius: TheSteelCricket: In case anybody was wondering, my French dip from Quizno's was delicious.

I'm more impressed that you've got a working time machine. I haven't seen a Quiznos since 2003.


My superpower is to have Quizno's near my work. When I worked in Colorado Springs there was a Quizno's on the ground floor of our building. Now there is one across the street from my current workplace. Pretty lame superpower if you ask me.
 
2020-01-22 3:25:32 PM  

a particular individual: FTA: "The post attracted a slurry of comments..."

Pretty sure the writers meant "flurry."


Given the average quality of Internet comments, he probably had it right the first time.
 
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2020-01-22 3:38:20 PM  

ChrisDe: Diddling kids still OK?


Only if you're a member of the clergy
 
TuckFrump [TotalFark]  
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2020-01-22 3:41:27 PM  

TheSteelCricket: I am going to Quizno's right now. Think I'll get a French dip


Have not been to a Quiznos since their singing rats commercial
 
2020-01-22 3:53:21 PM  
Haha, you guys are going to keep ordering food from underpaid, uneducated peons because you're too stupid to make your own food.
 
2020-01-22 4:39:32 PM  

TuckFrump: ChrisDe: Diddling kids still OK?

Only if you're a member of the clergy


So, vicariously, then?
 
2020-01-22 4:40:42 PM  

Doctoral Candidate Zaius: TheSteelCricket: In case anybody was wondering, my French dip from Quizno's was delicious.

I'm more impressed that you've got a working time machine. I haven't seen a Quiznos since 2003.


There's an actual Quzno's just up the road from me, on Interurban Ave, and I'd rather bob for condoms in a sewer drain than eat there.
 
2020-01-22 4:41:05 PM  
*Quizno's - like you'd confuse it with something else...
 
waxbeans  
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2020-01-22 7:18:20 PM  

TWX: So you don't think that one's prior decisions should potentially invalidate future responsibilities?


So employers should be able to hire only one set of political party members?
Being R or D is legal.
Did she break the law? No. So, it should not factor in. And crimes so only matter for a set time.
Otherwise, we should support a basic universal income. Otherwise everything is a capital offense.
Are you serious? Disgusting.
Jezz and I'm a scumbag.
 
waxbeans  
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2020-01-22 7:23:23 PM  

Mugato: waxbeans: Mugato: waxbeans: This only happens because co-workers won't stand up against management in order to receive proper restroom breaks at regular intervals

Because people who work at minimum wage jobs have the power to stand up to their managers. You think they should unionize, Mr. Hoffa?

There are actually fast food unions

Maybe there are but it's not something a bunch of employees can just start up. Not in most places anyway.


There is apparently only one
https://thinkprogress.org/burgerville-oregon-fast-food-labor-union-0253164c533a/
Clearly people need to stop being self centered scabs and organize and stick it to ownership. Or keep sucking it
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
 
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