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2020-01-22 7:01:40 AM  
Erm, pretty certain not a goat. Farkus Trolliscumis if I don't miss my guess.
 
2020-01-22 7:22:31 AM  
Giselle Bundchen?
 
2020-01-22 7:34:12 AM  
It was probably the Scottish Guy who had ONE INCIDENT THEY DON'T LET YOU LIVE DOWN.
 
2020-01-22 7:46:53 AM  
Gisell-GODDAMMIT NewportBarGuy
 
Russ1642  
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2020-01-22 8:24:34 AM  
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WGJ [TotalFark]  
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2020-01-22 8:26:40 AM  
James Hetfield
 
2020-01-22 8:26:49 AM  
Looks just like a dog at the dog park we go to.

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fredsnake  
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2020-01-22 8:27:03 AM  
rasheesh been farking goats again
 
palelizard  
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2020-01-22 8:27:14 AM  
Poor birth-defect goat.
 
dwlah  
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2020-01-22 8:29:15 AM  
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Pinner  
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2020-01-22 8:32:44 AM  

palelizard: Poor birth-defect goat.


Live in human waste, poor sanitation practices and pollution, something has to go sideways at some point.
Then worship it!
 
Explodo  
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2020-01-22 8:33:20 AM  
It was Rodrigo!  Why do you think he stole it?
 
2020-01-22 8:49:29 AM  
It's India. The real question is who didn't fark the goat.
 
Fano  
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2020-01-22 8:51:35 AM  
MacGregor, the Bridge Builder and Barn Raiser.
 
2020-01-22 8:56:16 AM  
sleep is overrated
 
2020-01-22 9:03:41 AM  
God must be having a rough time recruiting avatars these days. Geez.
 
2020-01-22 9:20:07 AM  
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Arkanaut  
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2020-01-22 9:22:43 AM  
O HAI

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2020-01-22 9:28:00 AM  
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kdawg7736 [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2020-01-22 9:50:44 AM  
Maybe this one kid that went to my school did. I kid you not.
 
2020-01-22 9:56:42 AM  
Well, now we know what Grumpy Cat has been reincarnated as.
 
Kriggerel  
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2020-01-22 9:57:29 AM  
Aberforth Dumbledore.


There are love songs...
There are lust songs...
And there are 'man-has-Aberforth-sex-with-his-goat' songs...
 
1funguy  
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2020-01-22 9:57:50 AM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: It was probably the Scottish Guy who had ONE INCIDENT THEY DON'T LET YOU LIVE DOWN.


...could be a new member of the Royal family...
 
brantgoose [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2020-01-22 10:01:57 AM  
Who? Who? Who ate all the pies? You, you ate all the pies!

Sorry. I thought we were doing football chants.

In my native province, a popular saying with a certain class of people is "Farking the dog and selling the pups." Colourful language that. A wonderful metaphor for bone idleness with a speculative bent along the line of "Don't sell your chickens before they are hatched."
 
skinink [OhFark]  
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2020-01-22 10:03:21 AM  
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2020-01-22 10:23:31 AM  
"Yeah, but you picked the ugly one!"
 
Insain2  
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2020-01-22 10:31:02 AM  
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Why me?????
It didn't come out "Yellow" did it??????
Well did it?????
 
Nimbull  
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2020-01-22 10:31:28 AM  
I know it looks baa aaa aaa aaa aad but hear me out.
 
2020-01-22 10:52:54 AM  
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2020-01-22 12:57:07 PM  
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Thread was incomplete without this.
 
2020-01-22 2:11:03 PM  

brantgoose: Who? Who? Who ate all the pies? You, you ate all the pies!

Sorry. I thought we were doing football chants.

In my native province, a popular saying with a certain class of people is "Farking the dog and selling the pups." Colourful language that. A wonderful metaphor for bone idleness with a speculative bent along the line of "Don't sell your chickens before they are hatched."


The Canadian (Ontarian, more specifically) comic Katherine Ryan introduced Stephen Fry to "shagging the dog" on Qi.

QI | Why Will Alan Never Eat Stephen's Noodles?
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2020-01-23 11:45:05 AM  

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...and we are done here.
 
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