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hubiestubert [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2019-12-14 8:20:43 PM  
"I sed shut yer tossy gob, ye mingey bastiche!"
 
2019-12-14 9:10:06 PM  
Mice Tyson?
 
2019-12-14 9:12:14 PM  

We Ate the Necco Wafers: Mice Tyson?


One of the for sure.  The other is probably Rocky Miciano
 
berylman  
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2019-12-14 9:13:23 PM  
Meanwhile the true king of all things going on here Pizza Rat is taking bets on the rodent bits of questionable food scraps
 
jtown  
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2019-12-14 9:14:51 PM  
Finish him!!!
 
grayshark3  
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2019-12-14 9:19:06 PM  

We Ate the Necco Wafers: Mice Tyson?


You get my funny, I actually laughed and imagined a mouse wit a facial tat, a pidgeon, an Asian girl and a turn of the century ghost on a mission in a van.
 
grayshark3  
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2019-12-14 9:19:40 PM  

grayshark3: We Ate the Necco Wafers: Mice Tyson?

You get my funny, I actually laughed and imagined a mouse wit a facial tat, a pidgeon, an Asian girl and a turn of the century ghost on a mission in a van.


With
 
genner  
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2019-12-14 9:35:08 PM  
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Kriggerel  
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2019-12-14 9:38:58 PM  
And there's a battle-scarred tomcat somewhere nearby, taking bets.

"Five quid on the shorter one, then?"
 
FormlessOne  
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2019-12-14 9:44:22 PM  
Anyone else look at that and see a taxidermist's tiny mouse rendition Neo battling Agent Smith in the subway station?

Just me, huh?
 
FormlessOne  
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2019-12-14 9:52:13 PM  

FormlessOne: Anyone else look at that and see a taxidermist's tiny mouse rendition Neo battling Agent Smith in the subway station?

Just me, huh?


"You hear that, Mrs. Frisby? That is the sound of... inevitability. It is the sound of your death."
 
Unobtanium [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2019-12-14 9:52:42 PM  
Mice The Gap
 
2019-12-14 9:53:07 PM  
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2019-12-14 9:56:34 PM  
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Larva Lump  
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2019-12-14 10:26:08 PM  

RyansPrivates: We Ate the Necco Wafers: Mice Tyson?

One of the for sure.  The other is probably Rocky Miciano


Disdainful finger-tapping intensifies.
 
Billy Liar  
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2019-12-14 10:28:08 PM  
Yeah, I dunno what to do wit' 'im.  He's small... but he's scrappy. Got more talent than you could shake a stick at, but he just don'  train.He could be champ, but he don'  take it serious.  I mean, lookit the size o' them paws.  He's a natchural.
 
2019-12-14 10:29:50 PM  

We Ate the Necco Wafers: Mice Tyson?


vs

Evander Holyfieldmouse.
 
mrparks  
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2019-12-14 10:32:33 PM  
Ralph S versus Stuart Little.
 
2019-12-14 10:39:17 PM  
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2019-12-14 10:39:26 PM  
Y'all should see mousy mud wresting. Gadget Hackwrench vs. Mrs. Brisby, boooooi!
 
2019-12-14 10:43:14 PM  
Little creatures can be just as violent as large ones. But we don't notice because it happens so fast.

Some years ago, at my stepsons house:
I had recently acquired a Fuji camera that did reasonable slow motion, even at a long zoom length. Fuji HS-10.
His neighbor had several bird feeders in her backyard.

Camera on a tripod, video at 480fps, a video of some average sparrows doing their thing at the feeders.
Not until I watched the vid later did we see the bloodthirstyness and fighting skills.

Bird A sitting on the feeder chowing down. Bird B approaches from behind, grabs Bird A by the head, and throws him off the perch.
By the head.

A minute or two later, Bird A attempts to regain his feeding spot.
Bird B was having none of it.
B spies the approach, jumps up and kicks A in the chest.
"Get out, biatch...this is MY spot now"

Would never have known if it wasn't for slo-mo.
 
Trik  
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2019-12-14 10:45:31 PM  
Seen other critters do better...
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Larva Lump  
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2019-12-14 10:45:47 PM  
Still doesn't beat 733t squirrel fighting ski7z.

Squirrel Fight!!
Youtube ZGhZHlpSE6k
 
2019-12-14 10:56:20 PM  

Kriggerel: And there's a battle-scarred tomcat somewhere nearby, taking bets.

"Five quid on the shorter one, then?"


Not sure Greebo's taking that action.
 
Billy Liar  
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2019-12-14 11:08:56 PM  

YouPeopleAreCrazy: Little creatures can be just as violent as large ones. But we don't notice because it happens so fast.

Some years ago, at my stepsons house:
I had recently acquired a Fuji camera that did reasonable slow motion, even at a long zoom length. Fuji HS-10.
His neighbor had several bird feeders in her backyard.

Camera on a tripod, video at 480fps, a video of some average sparrows doing their thing at the feeders.
Not until I watched the vid later did we see the bloodthirstyness and fighting skills.

Bird A sitting on the feeder chowing down. Bird B approaches from behind, grabs Bird A by the head, and throws him off the perch.
By the head.

A minute or two later, Bird A attempts to regain his feeding spot.
Bird B was having none of it.
B spies the approach, jumps up and kicks A in the chest.
"Get out, biatch...this is MY spot now"

Would never have known if it wasn't for slo-mo.


Oh yeah.  Spent some time at my brother's out in the country, watching the bird feeder outside the dining room window (his cat would watch, too) and there was a pecking order, where smaller birds would feed only after bigger ones did.  Interesting to watch them jostle for position, while some would just fly down to get the seed that spilled on the ground.
 
2019-12-14 11:09:38 PM  

FormlessOne: Kriggerel: And there's a battle-scarred tomcat somewhere nearby, taking bets.

"Five quid on the shorter one, then?"

Not sure Greebo's taking that action.


Not since Granny passed, no.
Or she's sleeping and not ded.
 
LoneVVolf  
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2019-12-14 11:47:26 PM  

YouPeopleAreCrazy: Camera on a tripod, video at 480fps, a video of some average sparrows doing their thing at the feeders.
Not until I watched the vid later did we see the bloodthirstyness and fighting skills.


One of the funniest nature scenes I've ever seen was at my 6 station bird feeder. A bossy house finch parked himself there for about 10 minutes, hopping from station to station chasing all the other birds away, losing WAY more time in the process than if he just quit it and ate at "his" station. During that show, a red-bellied woodpecker was following his normal process of swooping in to an open station, grabbing one seed, and flying back to his tree to crack/eat. After the finch had cleared out the whole feeder, he noticed the woodpecker "taking too long" to find a seed on one of his trips, and hopped over to the adjacent station and started squawking at the woodpecker 5 times his size. The woodpecker actually leaned back and cocked his head like "are you serious?" for a second, then nailed the finch in the face so hard the finch did a backflip on his way off the feeder.

30 seconds later, all 6 stations were occupied by different birds minding their own business.
 
yms  
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2019-12-15 12:34:20 AM  

We Ate the Necco Wafers: Mice Tyson?


Sthqueak.
 
Kevin72  
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2019-12-15 12:52:42 AM  
Meanwhile, in an Australian suburb,

wild kangaroo street fight Aussie style
Youtube rRddLDynsCs
 
2019-12-15 12:58:14 AM  
One is wireless, the other is corded.
 
uttertosh [OhFark]  
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2019-12-15 5:35:45 AM  
Photoshop a 'leave' and 'remain' rosette on them, and it's pretty much the perfect visual representation of Brexit Britain.
 
Nullav  
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2019-12-15 7:30:45 AM  
The rodents of usual size?
 
stofsky  
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2019-12-15 7:44:01 AM  
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2019-12-15 4:19:00 PM  
(Warning: NSFW language)
Ozzy Man Reviews: Rat vs Rat
Youtube YW_0cvnRCvE
 
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