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mrparks  
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2019-12-14 3:42:29 AM  
Remember kids:

Stick > Smaller frame handgun.

Extrapolating, we get:

Fence Post > AK47, and further yet, Sequoia Semperviens > Towed guns in the 120 to 155mm range.
 
2019-12-14 3:48:28 AM  
Amateur.

Upright Citizens Brigade A1 Poo Stick
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2019-12-14 3:50:16 AM  
9am is too early to rob a store. All he has in the till is $1 and $5, and he needs those to break all the $20s he's getting through the day.

/if you want to win thrift cashier
//get a load of $5s
 
jtown  
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2019-12-14 3:50:18 AM  
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2019-12-14 3:52:48 AM  
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2019-12-14 3:55:46 AM  
The "Aw" in the headline led me to expect a really cute animal story.  Like a dog in love with a tree branch.  This story was not cute.
 
ComaToast [OhFark]  
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2019-12-14 4:00:24 AM  
But how do you defend yourself against a pointed stick?
 
Wyalt Derp  
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2019-12-14 4:05:04 AM  
He's lucky the robber wasn't armed with a bunch of loganberries.
 
GRCooper [OhFark]  
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2019-12-14 4:05:46 AM  

ComaToast: But how do you defend yourself against a pointed stick?


Banana
 
Iggie  
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2019-12-14 4:12:26 AM  
I imagined this to be the power of a stick shift, as in someone failed in trying to steal one. The link is much better.

/learned to drive on a stick
//is a chick
///is sometimes quite thick
 
adj_m  
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2019-12-14 4:12:59 AM  

mrparks: Sequoia Semperviens > Towed guns in the 120 to 155mm range.


They're a silenced weapon too, if you only take out one guy at a time.
 
2019-12-14 4:19:22 AM  

mrparks: Remember kids:

Stick > Smaller frame handgun.

Extrapolating, we get:

Fence Post > AK47, and further yet, Sequoia Semperviens > Towed guns in the 120 to 155mm range.


Damn right
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wax_on [BareFark]  
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2019-12-14 4:31:23 AM  
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Tchernobog  
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2019-12-14 4:31:24 AM  
I saw an instructional video on this once. Pretty sure Samuel L Jackson was in it.


/Our buns don't have seeds.
 
2019-12-14 4:35:02 AM  
Don't underestimate the power of a stick.

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Sid_6.7 [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2019-12-14 4:48:52 AM  
The two suspects then fled the store. They're described as black males - one was about 5'6″ while the other was 6'0″. The suspects had an average build and wore black hooded jackets, and had recently been hit with a stick.
 
Sid_6.7 [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2019-12-14 4:50:41 AM  

mrparks: Remember kids:

Stick > Smaller frame handgun.

Extrapolating, we get:

Fence Post > AK47, and further yet, Sequoia Semperviens > Towed guns in the 120 to 155mm range.


When one has the initiative against their opponent, the most effective offense is always to cut down a tree so that it lands on the enemy.
 
LewDux [OhFark]  
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2019-12-14 4:56:38 AM  

AppleOptionEsc: [Fark user image 425x393]


Robin Hood: Men in Tights - Bridge Fight
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phishrace  
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2019-12-14 5:07:18 AM  
George Carlin believed stick training should start at a young age.

George Carlin - Sit there with a fucking stick
Youtube o-8NlY1Iw_g
 
gilatrout [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2019-12-14 5:08:09 AM  
Pointed Stick
Youtube ZwrCnrJOm-A
 
LewDux [OhFark]  
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2019-12-14 5:11:22 AM  
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Sid_6.7 [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2019-12-14 5:20:26 AM  

LewDux: AppleOptionEsc: [Fark user image 425x393]

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I still love that movie.
 
GypsyJoker [TotalFark]  
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2019-12-14 5:28:41 AM  

GRCooper: ComaToast: But how do you defend yourself against a pointed stick?

Banana


Loganberry.
 
2019-12-14 5:46:42 AM  
Speak softly indeed.

/where's the video??
 
2019-12-14 6:24:04 AM  

Sid_6.7: LewDux: AppleOptionEsc: [Fark user image 425x393]

[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/PDP245bQ6Fk]

I still love that movie.


As uneven as it is, it's the scenes like that that will still lead me to watch it from time to time.
 
sleep lack  
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2019-12-14 6:44:25 AM  
 
dryknife  
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2019-12-14 6:59:53 AM  
"Nothing like a good piece of hickory!"

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Sid_6.7 [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2019-12-14 7:02:16 AM  

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: Sid_6.7: LewDux: AppleOptionEsc: [Fark user image 425x393]

[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/PDP245bQ6Fk]

I still love that movie.

As uneven as it is, it's the scenes like that that will still lead me to watch it from time to time.


It has a special place in my heart because way back I was on a canoe trip in Boy Scouts. It was a week and a half trip. In the first week we got rained on for three days straight. We were supposed to be doing wilderness camping the whole time, but after the relentless rain our adult leaders arranged for us to spend the night in a tiny rural church just off the river, and decided to entertain us with a movie. Men in Tights in particular for some reason. Then they complained about hearing endless castration jokes for the rest of the trip, go figure.
 
Nowhereman  
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2019-12-14 7:15:09 AM  

Tchernobog: I saw an instructional video on this once. Pretty sure Samuel L Jackson was in it.


/Our buns don't have seeds.

NSFW Samuel Farking Jackson

Unhappy Meal - Coming to America (8/10) Movie CLIP (1988) HD
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SwiftFox  
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2019-12-14 8:20:15 AM  
Jonathan Winters "The Stick" Apr 1964 Jack Paar
Youtube wwWDa1xPTPA
 
Hachitori  
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2019-12-14 9:06:53 AM  
I'm giving odds on that Store Clerk being a middle-aged Black Woman.  Nothing in the world more dangerous than a really, really, angry Black Lady. Especially if she knows your aunt, and they all go to church together.
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Those two kids never stood a chance, gun or no gun.
Hell, she probably didn't even really need that stick....
 
MythDragon  
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2019-12-14 9:18:13 AM  
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2019-12-14 10:02:03 AM  

Resident Muslim: Speak softly indeed.

/where's the video??


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2019-12-14 10:20:12 AM  
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jdlenke  
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2019-12-14 10:30:31 AM  
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2019-12-14 11:21:46 AM  

Day_Old_Dutchie: Resident Muslim: Speak softly indeed.

/where's the video??

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Thank you.
I recalled the quote, but not the attribution.
 
1funguy  
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2019-12-14 11:57:02 AM  
Just imagine what could be accomplished if everyone had a stick...
And a ROCK!!
 
skinink [OhFark]  
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2019-12-14 2:01:13 PM  
Sticks 'n' Roses
The Way of the Stick
Top Stick
The Naked Stick
Stickfight at the O.K. Corral
The Man with the Golden Stick
Young Sticks
Lawyers, Sticks, and Money
Happiness is a Warm Stick
 
Grumpy Cat  
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2019-12-14 2:41:11 PM  
American Dad: Stan Shoots Stick | TBS
Youtube p87Z1U4aU1w


I know it's a little late, but it's still funny.
 
2019-12-14 9:58:49 PM  

ComaToast: But how do you defend yourself against a pointed stick?


Pineapple.
 
dryknife  
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2019-12-15 6:37:22 AM  
Ah, yes. In the Borscht Belt you needed a big shtick!


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