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2019-10-19 4:14:09 AM  
Do they have a similar product for my wife's tits breasts?
 
2019-10-19 4:20:59 AM  
As someone who works in one of the busiest kitchens imaginable, I say no. Hell no. Like heated socks no.
 
Uranus [TotalFark]  
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2019-10-19 4:21:04 AM  
so i can put my bollocks in a long hot bath?

they're wrinkly enough, thanks.

or do they sell these in the aisle next to the scrotox?
 
2019-10-19 4:33:20 AM  
All new this Christmas - Nut Nuker - from RonCo!

/it also makes julienne nuts
 
2019-10-19 4:34:31 AM  
I'd prefer a cooling jacket.

Sweaty bollocks = cranky gormsby.
 
433 [TotalFark]  
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2019-10-19 4:49:50 AM  
Let's just pollute the earth with everything, then.

One day we'll look back and regret the notion of f*cking personal plastic ball bag washers, as if the spork wasn't a warning.
 
Iggie  
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2019-10-19 4:50:05 AM  

Banned on the Run: Do they have a similar product for my wife's tits breasts?


Never has the mental correction of a man in regards to the mammalian protuberances been put more succinctly than this.
 
Delawhat  
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2019-10-19 4:52:30 AM  
No thanks, I don't want my testicles to get Legionnaire's disease.
 
mr_fulano  
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2019-10-19 5:39:39 AM  
I'm intrigued by the shape. Do you sit on it, or hover? Is the depression in the front for your scrotum or for your cawk? Or maybe you sit cross-legged and hold the little tub? So many questions.
 
OkieDookie  
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2019-10-19 5:52:52 AM  

Iggie: Banned on the Run: Do they have a similar product for my wife's tits breasts?

Never has the mental correction of a man in regards to the mammalian protuberances been put more succinctly than this.


Don't be such a boob.
 
2019-10-19 6:20:58 AM  
 My balls have testicles? DID I MISS A MEMO?
 
OkieDookie  
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2019-10-19 6:27:00 AM  

elvisaintdead: My balls have testicles? DID I MISS A MEMO?


You have Fractal-Scrotumitis.  There is an opioid for that.
 
MBooda  
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2019-10-19 6:28:54 AM  
This thread is JUST FINE without pictures

/but if you prefer
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Ambivalence [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2019-10-19 6:42:26 AM  
I'm not a man, but I was lead to understand that testicles should be kept cool, not hot.

Also maybe don't put your prized jewels in sketchy electronic devices filled with water. That sounds like a bad idea.
 
uttertosh [OhFark]  
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2019-10-19 7:45:11 AM  
So... they've even automated the job of Ball Washer, now. Yet another honest paying job robbed from us by the robot revolution. *eyeroll*
 
2019-10-19 8:14:33 AM  
I just dunk mine in my wife's ultrasonic jewelry washer. They come out clean as a whistle, sparkling even.
 
TomTudbury  
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2019-10-19 8:43:12 AM  

Ambivalence: I'm not a man, but I was lead to understand that testicles should be kept cool, not hot.

Also maybe don't put your prized jewels in sketchy electronic devices filled with water. That sounds like a bad idea.


Some people pay extra for that. But some people shove objects in their urethra.

*shrug
 
X-Geek [TotalFark]  
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2019-10-19 8:48:13 AM  

elvisaintdead: My balls have testicles? DID I MISS A MEMO?


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2019-10-19 8:50:13 AM  

Banned on the Run: Do they have a similar product for my wife's tits breasts?


It's called "my mouth and hands"
 
MythDragon  
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2019-10-19 9:11:23 AM  
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2019-10-19 9:52:33 AM  
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poorjon [TotalFark]  
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2019-10-19 10:15:34 AM  

Ambivalence: Also maybe don't put your prized jewels in sketchy electronic devices filled with water. That sounds like a bad idea.


Have you considered that maybe people who think putting their goolies in a water filled electronic device of unknown origin should be allowed to proceed unimpeded? For the good of the future?
 
2019-10-19 11:04:08 AM  
I got blisters on me ball testicles
 
2019-10-19 11:19:48 AM  
 
2019-10-19 11:22:36 AM  
Winter's on the way, we're picking up a hot tub big enough for both us and our naughty bits. Best way to start and finish a winter day is a nice warm soak. Of our entire bodies...
 
jackmalice  
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2019-10-19 11:42:06 AM  
Order the black model. It's larger.
 
2019-10-19 11:47:42 AM  
Where do you fit your third one?
 
2019-10-19 11:59:21 AM  

elvisaintdead: My balls have testicles? DID I MISS A MEMO?


I'm glad I wasn't the only one who noticed this. Dafuq?
 
blahpers  
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2019-10-19 12:24:54 PM  
That site gave my browser jock itch.
 
2019-10-19 1:45:29 PM  
Hey. How else are you going to really polish those Truck Nuts?
 
stuffy  
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2019-10-19 2:39:05 PM  
If that thing is real. Someone is getting it for Christmas.
 
morg  
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2019-10-19 9:22:38 PM  
All I learned from this is that I'm missing important bits. Namely, ball testicles. But they sound kind of gross anyway.
 
2019-10-20 12:02:28 AM  
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"Sensing that the device is a trap orchestrated by Doctor Steel to steal his Slim Jim, Big Jim and the twins head back to base."
 
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