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(WMUR New Hampshire)   If you're going to break into someone's house and attempt to assault them while wearing a ski mask, maybe don't bring any form of ID with you. Or do, so you can get caught easier   (wmur.com) divider line
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    More: Dumbass, Assault, Felony, duct tape, police said.Michael Peacan, Battery, Crime, Rite Aid pharmacy card, Misdemeanor  
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kendelrio  
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2019-08-17 2:09:31 AM  
Peacan...

Hmm..
Are we going with the northern "Pee-can" pronunciation or the southern "Pickahn" pronunciation?
 
creckert  
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2019-08-17 2:18:42 AM  

kendelrio: Peacan...

Hmm..
Are we going with the northern "Pee-can" pronunciation or the southern "Pickahn" pronunciation?


Probably the northern one since he'll likely be going to prison.
 
crinz83  
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2019-08-17 2:28:44 AM  
most of this stuff could be stopped by imposing stricter ski mask laws.
 
wildcardjack [TotalFark]  
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2019-08-17 2:45:23 AM  
The brilliant move is to drop an enemy's wallet at the scene.
 
Solid Muldoon  
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2019-08-17 4:21:20 AM  
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Must have been white-boy day.
 
BeardedDragonLizardMan  
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2019-08-17 6:47:50 AM  
That was nice of him to give her his Rite Aid card.
Rather than being grateful for a gift, people will complain about it
 
nanim  
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2019-08-17 9:22:06 AM  
ftfa: 'attacker might have been Peacan, a neighbor who helped her break into her home about a year ago when she locked herself out.'

smdh
 
Insain2  
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2019-08-17 10:29:06 AM  
What a "Macaroon"!!!!!!
 
KoreanZombie  
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2019-08-17 1:55:53 PM  
So criminals who take their own IDs with them during criminal activity are dumb.  I think I always assumed that anyway.
 
SloppyFrenchKisser  
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2019-08-17 10:06:38 PM  
farking Trump supporter antics don't surprise me anymore.
 
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