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2740 clicks; posted to Main » on 16 Aug 2019 at 1:16 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Copy Link



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2019-08-16 10:11:46 AM  
Requisite snarky comment.
 
2019-08-16 10:23:23 AM  
Riposte
 
2019-08-16 12:01:46 PM  
*SMASHES WINDOW*
"Ohh, okay. We're totally going to let you in now."
 
Weatherkiss [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2019-08-16 1:19:23 PM  
Unfunny forced meme about being on a fence that will get dozens of Funny votes despite being declared not funny by some farker who takes it upon himself to be the ultimate decider of acceptable humor for the website.
 
SpocksEars [TotalFark]  
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2019-08-16 1:19:32 PM  
[annoying obscure music video that only tangentially applies to the topic at hand]
 
2019-08-16 1:21:20 PM  
[Monty Python reference]
 
Mr.Hawk  
Smartest (1)   Funniest (1)  
2019-08-16 1:22:53 PM  
adds [this is my band name for some obscure 1950'a poet no-one knows meme]


/The Ivy makes the BEST mint julep's ever
//The one in Beverly Hills anyway
///Three
 
mononymous  
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2019-08-16 1:23:22 PM  
TL:DR
 
2019-08-16 1:26:33 PM  
[self-righteous thread jack]
 
2019-08-16 1:27:00 PM  
I have no clue what is going on.
 
RiverRat  
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2019-08-16 1:27:27 PM  
Useless "Citation needed" when no witty reply is readily available

Signed,
Epstein's Mom
 
RiverRat  
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2019-08-16 1:28:03 PM  

Resident Muslim: [self-righteous thread jack]


Internet tough-guy attack for your perfectly rational comments
 
2019-08-16 1:28:06 PM  
[Demand that posters read the article]
 
2019-08-16 1:29:00 PM  
[non sequitur with a poorly sourced rhyming pun]
 
2019-08-16 1:29:31 PM  

I May Be Crazy But...: [Demand that posters read the article]


Where do you think you are?
 
RiverRat  
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2019-08-16 1:29:31 PM  

YouDon'tSay: I have no clue what is going on.


Between your username and your comment, I chuckled for realsy :))
 
farknozzle  
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2019-08-16 1:30:12 PM  
[comment to point out that poster did not read article]
 
2019-08-16 1:30:28 PM  

YouDon'tSay: I have no clue what is going on.


[obligatory WelcomeToFark.jpg post]
 
2019-08-16 1:30:28 PM  
Mandatory this is Trump's fault post.
 
2019-08-16 1:30:34 PM  
Not that clever comment that my one fan might vote funny.
 
RiverRat  
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2019-08-16 1:30:45 PM  
[Democrap or Republicoont comment, which has NO BEARING on the subject]
 
2019-08-16 1:30:50 PM  
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RiverRat  
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2019-08-16 1:33:25 PM  
[pray for Omarian]
 
Koldbern  
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2019-08-16 1:33:26 PM  
[Fitting movie screenshot, mid 80s to mid 90s]
 
RiverRat  
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2019-08-16 1:33:45 PM  
[Omarion?]

ugh

I need an edit button
 
RiverRat  
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2019-08-16 1:35:09 PM  
[blame vodak]
 
RiverRat  
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2019-08-16 1:37:54 PM  
[in my mouth]

~homage to bugmn99
 
2019-08-16 1:38:12 PM  
[pedantic correction exemplifying Muphry's Law]
 
2019-08-16 1:40:37 PM  

Koldbern: [Fitting movie screenshot, mid 80s to mid 90s]


[Duplicate of fitting movie screenshot, mid 80s to mid 90s, with added "Can't believe I'm the first"]
 
RiverRat  
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2019-08-16 1:40:39 PM  
[the self-appointed internet grammar nazi]
 
RiverRat  
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2019-08-16 1:40:58 PM  
[rickroll]
 
Boojum2k [TotalFark]  
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2019-08-16 1:43:28 PM  
[Animal pic with appropriate expression]
 
RiverRat  
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2019-08-16 1:43:53 PM  
[What, no _______ yet?  You Farkers are slipping.]
 
Fano  
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2019-08-16 1:47:20 PM  
[PREPARE FOR GORGOR]
 
ChipNASA  
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2019-08-16 1:47:29 PM  
Comment to the plebeians here about how my spouse and I do not involve ourselves in particular activities addressed in the thread, because of our status of being superior to the posters here.

In addition commenting that we have never acquired a system for transmitting visual images and sound that are reproduced on screens, chiefly used to broadcast programs for entertainment, information, and education however we do occasionally press into service an anti incongruous system for transmitting voices over a distance using wire or radio, by converting acoustic vibrations to electrical signals.

That is indicated by myself being for the most part, understood to be potentate above all excrement of the entire archipelago, absolutely, and not in any way, related to Jeffrey Epstein, however, oft recognized for copulation.
 
RiverRat  
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2019-08-16 1:50:04 PM  
[pretentious display of badges]
 
RiverRat  
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2019-08-16 1:52:12 PM  
[plagiarized rugbyjock 'shop]
 
2019-08-16 1:52:16 PM  
[guy who scrolls down and takes obligatory screenshot]

Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2019-08-16 1:52:24 PM  
[sexually explicit ramble about my sex life]

[comment implying I have multiple penises]

[picture of a chocolate penis]
 
2019-08-16 1:54:17 PM  
#teamwheelchair or #teamrestaurant

whichever gets the most bites.
 
RiverRat  
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2019-08-16 1:54:27 PM  

Who Flipped The Crazy Switch On The Matrix: [sexually explicit ramble about my sex life]

[comment implying I have multiple penises]

[picture of a chocolate penis]


LOL, you magnificent bastard :))
 
RiverRat  
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2019-08-16 1:55:04 PM  

The Flexecutioner: #teamwheelchair or #teamrestaurant

whichever gets the most bites.


[WhyNotBoth.jpg]
 
RiverRat  
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2019-08-16 1:55:49 PM  
[HaHa.jpg]
 
drtgb  
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2019-08-16 1:58:12 PM  

Who Flipped The Crazy Switch On The Matrix: [sexually explicit ramble about my sex life]

[comment implying I have multiple penises]

[picture of a chocolate penis]


Comment about that is my fetish
 
2019-08-16 1:59:29 PM  
[complaint about vertical video]
 
beezeltown [TotalFark]  
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2019-08-16 1:59:58 PM  
[Went to Chicago Pizza Parlor, didn't leave a tip because the pineapple wasn't firm enough]
 
Yoleus  
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2019-08-16 2:03:32 PM  
[Apology for posting previous irrelevant and inane comment "in the wrong thread"]
 
skyotter  
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2019-08-16 2:06:38 PM  
Replying to myself because I forgot to change logins.
 
2019-08-16 2:07:18 PM  
(obligatory comments relating to politics vs Guns vs religion)

With mandatory links to pictures for reference
 
Droopy Dro  
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2019-08-16 2:14:17 PM  
occasional funny bone; lesson told twice; detection of bait; thread winnar; onion adjust and over it.
unbridled and unbrided and debrided to taste cross-referenced mention of key-words.
I read the comments; just not the re-comments.  Rants and Asides are US.
 
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