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(LAD Bible) Hero World champion female Thai boxer kicks thieves' asses after they try and rob a family   (ladbible.com) divider line
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kdawg7736 [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2019-08-16 9:55:07 AM  
Work champion? So she kicked everybody's arse at work?
 
BizarreMan [TotalFark]  
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2019-08-16 10:01:28 AM  

kdawg7736: Work champion? So she kicked everybody's arse at work?


At my work that wouldn't take much.
 
2019-08-16 10:12:49 AM  

kdawg7736: Work champion? So she kicked everybody's arse at work?


That's socialist.
 
gopher321 [OhFark]  
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2019-08-16 11:48:53 AM  
Maybe subby meant "wok champion"

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2019-08-16 11:52:10 AM  
Do not fark with a pissed Thai woman.
 
aungen [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2019-08-16 11:52:48 AM  
Who the fark wears a $30k watch on holiday?
Especially with kids around?
 
TomTudbury  
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2019-08-16 11:53:33 AM  

SafetyThird: Do not fark with a pissed Thai woman.


Wanna know how I know you didn't read TFA?
 
TomTudbury  
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2019-08-16 11:55:17 AM  
I really wish there was video of this.
 
baorao  
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2019-08-16 11:55:37 AM  
to rob.
 
gnosis301  
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2019-08-16 11:56:11 AM  
Did she do a Tiger Uppercut?
 
2019-08-16 11:56:16 AM  
My place of work frowns on kick boxing.
 
2019-08-16 11:56:21 AM  
A champion dog from Thailand kicked someone's arse?
 
Stud Gerbil  
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2019-08-16 11:56:45 AM  
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2019-08-16 11:57:44 AM  

TomTudbury: I really wish there was video of this.


Me too. I'm just imagining a flurry of little kicks and punches like Chun-Li when she gets going.
 
2019-08-16 11:58:23 AM  
Why would the boxer rob a family?
 
2019-08-16 11:58:51 AM  
Doesn't "try and rob" mean you robbed?  I tried, and I robbed.  I think it should be "try to rob".  I always find the "try and" phrase annoying, but I think I didn't really encounter it growing up.  Is it regional?
 
BeerBear  
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2019-08-16 11:59:00 AM  
They'd already stolen the man's £25,000 ($30,000) watch

I never understand wearing something so super expensive like that

I got a few not so cheap(around 100 bucks) ones but when I go on vacation I wear those 10 bucks watches I get at Wal Mart
 
gbv23  
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2019-08-16 12:00:32 PM  
Spain ---doesn't count
 
2019-08-16 12:04:29 PM  

pearls before swine: Doesn't "try and rob" mean you robbed?  I tried, and I robbed.  I think it should be "try to rob".  I always find the "try and" phrase annoying, but I think I didn't really encounter it growing up.  Is it regional?



Yes, it should be "try to rob". I don't know who these people are who think "try and [verb]" makes sense.
 
2019-08-16 12:05:24 PM  

TomTudbury: SafetyThird: Do not fark with a pissed Thai woman.

Wanna know how I know you didn't read TFA?


His advice may still be valid though...
 
patcarew [BareFark]  
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2019-08-16 12:07:49 PM  
For all intensive porpoises, there is no "try or no try", only rob.
 
X-Geek [TotalFark]  
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2019-08-16 12:10:21 PM  

pearls before swine: Doesn't "try and rob" mean you robbed?  I tried, and I robbed.  I think it should be "try to rob".  I always find the "try and" phrase annoying, but I think I didn't really encounter it growing up.  Is it regional?


Rob or rob not! There is no try.
 
isamudyson [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2019-08-16 12:11:29 PM  
The robber should have fought back as everyone knows Thai fighters have no shields, so one hit and the are pretty much done for.
 
2019-08-16 12:11:50 PM  

TomTudbury: I really wish there was video of this.


How about a re-enactment?

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Luse  
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2019-08-16 12:12:53 PM  
Really? You guys went with this headline? I am dissapoint.
 
jaytkay [OhFark]  
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2019-08-16 12:17:02 PM  

Turnip_the_radio: I'm just imagining a flurry of little kicks


Or not.
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IamAwake  
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2019-08-16 12:20:11 PM  
"They'd already stolen the man's £25,000 ($30,000) watch and were trying to make off with the loot on a moped, but they didn't get far. "

I read articles kinda strangely, so I had already read the bottom when I went to the top and saw this.

Fark them.  If you've so much money that you have a watch worth that, which you're wearing on an Island where 48% of the people make less than £1,000 a year (meaning, the watch is over 2 years salary for half the population of the island) then you deserve to have your watch stolen.  Enough with painting the 1% as victims.
 
IamAwake  
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2019-08-16 12:24:13 PM  

jaytkay: Turnip_the_radio: I'm just imagining a flurry of little kicks

Or not.
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I'm betting he didn't intend to be sexist.  Doesn't change the outcome, but still.
 
2019-08-16 12:25:46 PM  
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Eravior  
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2019-08-16 12:26:20 PM  
Thai fighters are a force to be reckoned with.
 
2019-08-16 12:33:13 PM  

IamAwake: jaytkay: Turnip_the_radio: I'm just imagining a flurry of little kicks

Or not.
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I'm betting he didn't intend to be sexist.  Doesn't change the outcome, but still.


How is that sexist? It's ....size-ist if anything. She's
Height: 5′ 5″Weight: 115 lb
That's small to me. So yeah, I imagine a flurry of little kicks and knees and I'm also imagining their faces going from confident robbers to "oh crap what have we gotten into?"Sorry if flurry of little kicks is somehow offensive to you.
 
Plamus  
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2019-08-16 12:34:32 PM  

IamAwake: "They'd already stolen the man's £25,000 ($30,000) watch and were trying to make off with the loot on a moped, but they didn't get far. "

I read articles kinda strangely, so I had already read the bottom when I went to the top and saw this.

Fark them.  If you've so much money that you have a watch worth that, which you're wearing on an Island where 48% of the people make less than £1,000 a year (meaning, the watch is over 2 years salary for half the population of the island) then you deserve to have your watch stolen.  Enough with painting the 1% as victims.


You are adorable.
 
jaytkay [OhFark]  
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2019-08-16 12:34:58 PM  

IamAwake: I'm betting he didn't intend to be sexist.


I did not suggest or hint or imply or even think that he did.
 
Mikeyworld  
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2019-08-16 12:52:16 PM  
FTFA: "Afterwards you start thinking he could have had a knife or a gun, but instinct just kicked in at the time."

The proper defense, if a knife or gun is in question, is to keep his hands busy defending against kicks and punches.

/thanks to 'Pretty Killer' for using her skills for good.
 
Insain2  
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2019-08-16 12:54:15 PM  
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You got your "Arse" kicked by a girl!!!!!

What a "Macaroon"!!!!
 
GodComplex  
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2019-08-16 1:04:20 PM  

IamAwake: "They'd already stolen the man's £25,000 ($30,000) watch and were trying to make off with the loot on a moped, but they didn't get far. "

I read articles kinda strangely, so I had already read the bottom when I went to the top and saw this.

Fark them.  If you've so much money that you have a watch worth that, which you're wearing on an Island where 48% of the people make less than £1,000 a year (meaning, the watch is over 2 years salary for half the population of the island) then you deserve to have your watch stolen.  Enough with painting the 1% as victims.


So, they were asking for it because of what they were wearing?
 
Alcaste  
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2019-08-16 1:06:49 PM  

IamAwake: "They'd already stolen the man's £25,000 ($30,000) watch and were trying to make off with the loot on a moped, but they didn't get far. "

I read articles kinda strangely, so I had already read the bottom when I went to the top and saw this.

Fark them.  If you've so much money that you have a watch worth that, which you're wearing on an Island where 48% of the people make less than £1,000 a year (meaning, the watch is over 2 years salary for half the population of the island) then you deserve to have your watch stolen.  Enough with painting the 1% as victims.


Imagine happening to have something worth a lot of money, and then random people who don't know the circumstances of how you got it justify your mugging.
 
2019-08-16 1:20:04 PM  
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jaytkay [OhFark]  
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2019-08-16 1:24:10 PM  

GodComplex: So, they were asking for it because of what they were wearing?


You are shocked that someone would steal the expensive watch instead of a $10 Casio.

OK.
 
Luse  
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2019-08-16 1:29:13 PM  

GodComplex: IamAwake: "They'd already stolen the man's £25,000 ($30,000) watch and were trying to make off with the loot on a moped, but they didn't get far. "

I read articles kinda strangely, so I had already read the bottom when I went to the top and saw this.

Fark them.  If you've so much money that you have a watch worth that, which you're wearing on an Island where 48% of the people make less than £1,000 a year (meaning, the watch is over 2 years salary for half the population of the island) then you deserve to have your watch stolen.  Enough with painting the 1% as victims.

So, they were asking for it because of what they were wearing?


That's what I'm getting. They deserved to get robbed for having the audacity of bringing tourist dollars to an impoverished region. While I'm by no means rich in any stretch of the imagination I have some nice things.
People who hate anyone better off than them impulsively are farking sick and disgusting, especially when they handwave crime with "What'd you expect?" Same class of person who would slut shame a woman for being raped in a mini skirt.
 
MythDragon  
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2019-08-16 1:29:53 PM  
Thai? So she has a penis?
/based on my experience, all Thai women have penises.
 
MythDragon  
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2019-08-16 1:31:25 PM  

Nick Nostril: My place of work frowns on kick boxing.


You must not work for UPS then. They kick boxes all the time.
 
dkulprit  
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2019-08-16 1:32:05 PM  

aungen: Who the fark wears a $30k watch on holiday?
Especially with kids around?


Came to say this and quote the article.  Who the fark in their right mind would wear a 30k watch while walking around on vacation?

Going to a black tie even while on vacation?  Throw it on for the event.  Going to the beach and getting ice cream?  Unnecessary and quite stupid.  Not victim blaming here, even if they didn't get robbed and I found out he was wearing a 30k watch I'd think the same thing.  All that is is a brag.  "Look at how expensive and nice my watch is and how rich I am."  Uneeded on vacation while just strolling around.
 
2019-08-16 1:32:31 PM  

aungen: Who the fark wears a $30k watch on holiday?
Especially with kids around?


Who wears a 30k watch.

I get a little nervous wearing my $100 headphones while doing chores at home. Not from the threat of criminals, just because they're $100 item that might be damaged. My nasty ear sweat's probably reduced their resale value to a handful of pocket lint and an unwrapped bit o honey from halloween 1996, but still
 
Luse  
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2019-08-16 1:32:52 PM  

MythDragon: Thai? So she has a penis?
/based on my experience, all Thai women have penises.


Fun fact. not everyone into Thai Boxing is Thai. For those who failed to read the article there were even helpful pictures of her in the thread. Then there's you.
 
dkulprit  
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2019-08-16 1:33:54 PM  

jaytkay: Turnip_the_radio: I'm just imagining a flurry of little kicks

Or not.
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That doesn't look like it would feel too good.
 
dkulprit  
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2019-08-16 1:37:07 PM  

Alcaste: IamAwake: "They'd already stolen the man's £25,000 ($30,000) watch and were trying to make off with the loot on a moped, but they didn't get far. "

I read articles kinda strangely, so I had already read the bottom when I went to the top and saw this.

Fark them.  If you've so much money that you have a watch worth that, which you're wearing on an Island where 48% of the people make less than £1,000 a year (meaning, the watch is over 2 years salary for half the population of the island) then you deserve to have your watch stolen.  Enough with painting the 1% as victims.

Imagine happening to have something worth a lot of money, and then random people who don't know the circumstances of how you got it justify your mugging.


The fact that he felt it was necessary to wear it to go for a stroll is pretty stupid, but yeah, defending the actions of the robbers because they "had it coming" for being rich is pretty deplorable.

He obviously likes rubbing in how rich he is, but that doesn't give anyone the right rob him.
 
Plamus  
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2019-08-16 1:37:52 PM  

aungen: Who the fark wears a $30k watch on holiday?
Especially with kids around?


The guy that was being robbed.  Next question?
 
2019-08-16 1:38:33 PM  

aungen: Who the fark wears a $30k watch on holiday?
Especially with kids around?


The same d-bag who gives a reward of £50 to someone who just rescued them.
 
Luse  
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2019-08-16 1:39:21 PM  

dkulprit: aungen: Who the fark wears a $30k watch on holiday?
Especially with kids around?

Came to say this and quote the article.  Who the fark in their right mind would wear a 30k watch while walking around on vacation?

Going to a black tie even while on vacation?  Throw it on for the event.  Going to the beach and getting ice cream?  Unnecessary and quite stupid.  Not victim blaming here, even if they didn't get robbed and I found out he was wearing a 30k watch I'd think the same thing.  All that is is a brag.  "Look at how expensive and nice my watch is and how rich I am."  Uneeded on vacation while just strolling around.


Or maybe it's just his favorite watch? Do you think you'd be able to tell the worth of a watch just by looking at it?
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One of these is less than $50. The other is around 12 grand. I can almost guarantee you wouldn't know which is which without googling it. I now frequently wear a $1500 watch. I inherited it from my father who got it as a retirement present from his company for 25 years of service. fark YOU for suggesting some lowlife piece of shiat has ANY right to try to take it away from me.
 
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