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Fark NotNewsletter: Behold the power of Fark Posted by DisseminationMonkey at 2019-06-26 11:46:32 AM (84 comments) | Permalink More: FarkBlog
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1421 clicks; posted to Main » on 26 Jun 2019 at 8:33 PM (4 years ago) | Favorite | share: Copy Link We're almost halfway through 2019. How the fark did that happen? I'm still writing "2018" on my checks, except that I don't write checks, because it's 2019. Anyway, a couple of Farkers got listed three times in a row in their categories this week, and I swear I'm not playing favorites. It's due to all y'all's votes and all theirall's cleverness. Be sure to check out the FarkStaff Picks this week for a laugh, a tear, and a sore crotch - not necessarily in that order. XOXO, DisseminationMonkey Comment Votes Some of the top-voted smartest and funniest comments from the past week Funny: HotWingConspiracy really enjoys videos of women eating photos of PewDiePie Psychopusher suggested a new name for Boeing's troubled 737 Max LewDux explained how a woman left behind on an Air Canada plane faced a 40 to 50 foot drop HighlanderRPI extrapolated from the suggestion that aluminum in your deodorant can cause Alzheimer's Benjimin_Dover was offended by the brouhaha caused by a "most annoying boy" trophy being given to a boy with autism Heamer made a comment about the founder of the Biblical Flat Earth Society being arrested for child sexual exploitation Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient discussed where the new reality show "Love Island" will be filmed jbc thought that a NASCAR-sponsoring CEO of a group of RV dealerships chose the wrong flag ecisouji had another name for Boeing's 737 Max Dr.Fey used a silly Fark meme Smart: dugitman gave more information about a Catholic school that refused to fire a gay teacher Loris questioned a police officer's story after he killed a man and wounded his parents GardenWeasel summed up why a business owner was fighting so hard to be allowed to fly an oversized flag Myrdinn guessed at why Jesuits tend to be different from other Catholics spongeboob wondered if a giant flag lover loves his giant flag enough LowbrowDeluxe answered how a man who threatened to kill every gay person he could would decide who's gay Gyrfalcon explained why it's beneficial to have children with autism in mainstream classes NewportBarGuy had something to say about people who are horny for the U.S. flag khatores compared Jesuses shaggai commented on the Archdiocese of Indianapolis breaking with a Jesuit school that refused to fire a teacher for being gay 12th Annual Father's Day thread: What would you say to your dad today if you could? Smart: Circusdog320 had a message for a father who showed how to love and support your children Funny: Gulper Eel wanted to thank Dad and also offer him a little fashion advice CSB [Cool Story, Bro] Sunday Morning is a thread where Farkers share stories based on a weekly topic. If you have a topic idea for a CSB Sunday Morning thread, please submit it on Saturday afternoon/evening (if you're posting an intro, you'll want to write it out first so you can copy and paste it in for the Boobies), or email dugitman. Bonus FarkStaff Picks: TWX thought that a town that was considering increasing size limits on flags sounded familiar Cthulhu Theory learned how surprisingly tolerant Farkers are about what goes on between consenting adults Mentat succinctly stated what happened when Harry Styles and Michelle Obama participated in a celebrity dodgeball game (and be sure to watch the video if you haven't seen it) Notabunny told us about a woman who inspired a shy little girl by sharing an amazing story. Some Farkers in the thread knew who that woman was, and Notabunny used that information to contact her. Here's the followup. Notabunny, please contact me when you have the ending to this story. TotalFark Discussion: Note: This section can only be accessed by TotalFarkers Funny: generalDisdain had good news and bad news Funny: steklo showed a familiar kid learning about Fark Smart: libranoelrose gave legal advice for someone going through a divorce Funny: meat0918 chose a first name that's a red flag when you're looking for a date Funny: ThomasPaineTrain hopefully was listing things not to do on a date Funny: ThomasPaineTrain translated a foster kitten's thoughts for us Funny: ThomasPaineTrain was able to make out what a sign said for Smock Pot Politics Funny: I Have A Bo Burnham GIF For That reacted to news that Alex Jones sent incriminating files to lawyers of people suing him Miss5280 had an explanation for the huge mess Donald Trump supporters left behind after his rally hubiestubert pointed out that Alex Jones' offer to pay to have a lawyer's head put on a pike was indeed compassionate Cake Hunter translated the hidden message in Texas Senator John Cornyn's complaint about the state's growing Hispanic population vudukungfu had a problem stemming from a Minnesotan's displeasure that refugees are coming from Somalia instead of Norway Politics Smart: somedude210 listed the stages of Russian interference in the 2016 election Weaver95 predicted what the next White House press secretary's job will be like Pavia_Resistance explained why Matt Gaetz didn't ask his colleagues which reporter was asking them if they hated Gaetz Jake Havechek pointed out that more people died in the Holocaust than people seem to remember Marcus Aurelius knew how to tell whether or not a cross is a religious symbol Contest Votes Some of the top-voted contest entries from last week, listed from highest number of votes down Photoshops: verchad caught this child getting a bad review hail2daking went for a flawless victory Daddy's Big Pink Man-Squirrel found out what happens when seafood fights back Alligator gave this kid a fever hail2daking showed us some avian watersports Yammering_Splat_Vector made a threatening fidget spinner Yammering_Splat_Vector built the boat to use for a Fark cruise Yammering_Splat_Vector gave an example of a fish cat, not to be confused with a catfish Mojongo found that maybe Sonny Liston wasn't so hard to beat after all RedZoneTuba showed how a child can beat an apparent giant Farktography: CiliarySpasm won Farktography Contest No. 737: "Golly G" with Grandpa's gears Farktography is Fark's weekly photography contest. If you would like to suggest a Farktography theme, please contact Elsinore. Upcoming Fark Parties See Farkers up close in their unnatural habitats Thursday, July 18: San Diego Fark Party - Hop-Con 7.0 & w00tstout release party with Drew If you'd like to plan a Fark Party in your area, please use the Fark Party submission form. Fark Headlines of the Week (brought to you by blythe) Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2019-06-16 to Sat 2019-06-22: Morsi has died. For those unfamiliar with the ousted Egyptian president, he used to need a job and then he found a job and heaven knows he was miserable then Two arrested and four people seriously injured in shooting during Toronto Raptors Championship Parade. If it weren't for poor shooting and multiple injuries, they wouldn't be having a parade in the first place I learned a thing or two from laundry don't you know. You better stay away from copperhead loads Magician's body found. TA-DAA Woman claims she was nearly hit by falling tree on golf course. Apparently, no one shouted 'FOREST' NASA launches new missions to the sun. Don't worry, they are going at night This story has it all: "Christian Fundamentalist," "Biblical Flat Earth Society," and "56 counts of child sexual exploitation," Okay, I could've lived without that last bit Santa Anita Park might as well be sponsored by Elmer's at this point Sports: Finally, a MLB player has the skill (and courage) to expose the weakness of the shift Johnny Manziel says he's still interested in the XFL. Although after playing in the NFL, CFL and AAF he has pretty much run through the entire alphabet At least it wasn't his penis First ever WTA meeting of Identical twins goes all the way to a third set tiebreaker. Fans puzzled how two opposing players could be so evenly matched Geek: Happy birthday to M. C. Escher. You submitted this with a more involved headline..enildaeh devlovni erom a htiw siht dettimbus uoY .rehcsE .C .M ot yadhtrib yppaH Are we addicted to the 'like' button? You submitted this earlier from multiple links with better headlines Astronomers see the "warm" glow of Uranus' rings. You submitted this after Hot Wing Wednesday Narwhals, narwhals swimming in the ocean, boning some belugas, causing a commotion Entertainment: On this day in 2013, entertainment community shocked to learn that James Gandolfini had di Hey, Harry Styles: It's "dodge, duck, dip, dive and dodge." Nowhere in there does it say "jump" It hasn't been his day, his week, his month or even his year Politics: Minnesota niiiiiiice 🎵 Wasting away, the moments that make America great. Fritter away the power in an offhand way-hey. Searching around for a great line with a lost mind🎵 Trump 2020 runs false ads on Facebook in clear violation of their ad rule. So Fark should run a false ad themselves and sue Facebook when they take it down. It'll shut down Facebook, pay for Fark for eternity or stop Trump ads. Everybody wins Pete Buttigieg: "I would imagine we've probably had presidents who were gay, we just didn't know which ones." We're looking at YOU, James Buchanan Second Amendment advocate pissed off about First Amendment realities Nashville residents terribly upset that someone increased the font size on the footnotes Angela Merkel is probably great at making martinis, terrible at stealing tambourines Roy Moore announces campaign to re-elect Doug Jones In case you were wondering what Jacob Wohl is up to these days, he's professing to be the "male sex symbol of right wing politics." And if that doesn't start you re-evaluating your life choices, Subby doesn't think anything else ever will Jared Kushner's "deal of the century" Middle East plan includes a genuine, bona-fide, electrified high-speed rail. What about us Gaza slobs? You'll all be given cushy jobs. Is there a chance the track could bend? Not on your life, my Muslim friend Business: Mapping error in your favor, collect a few million dollars ♬♬ Love Slack, Baby, Love Slack ♬♬ South Australia is close to fully decriminalizing all work 'down under' Discussion: YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT I ORDERED THE MSNBC DISCUSSION THREAD. It starts at 8PM ET What's the worst thing you've woken up to? Probably not worse than a stray dog eating your testicle, but probably still bad D'awww: Rarely to the words "Cat placement game" arrange themselves in exactly that order. But they do in this game called, "Isle of Cats" Dogs have evolved to con their way into the D'awww tab Itty bitty tiny fruit eating German Shepard It's perfectly fine to look for a quiet dog breed that won't bark too much. Because sometimes you want something other than a malamute Food: "Hey, when did very small rocks become part of the breakfast wrap?" 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