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felching pen [TotalFark]  
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2019-06-26 1:41:57 AM  
Better than sex in Gasses, I suppose.
 
cman [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2019-06-26 1:57:48 AM  
Subby said "sex"

/Before some self-smug asshole comes in and yells at me, yes I know that Wessex comes from "West Saxons"
 
cman [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2019-06-26 1:58:24 AM  

cman: Subby said "sex"

/Before some self-smug asshole comes in and yells at me, yes I know that Essex comes from "East Saxons"


Also, them too
 
felching pen [TotalFark]  
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2019-06-26 2:02:48 AM  

cman: cman: Subby said "sex"

/Before some self-smug asshole comes in and yells at me, yes I know that Essex comes from "East Saxons"

Also, them too


The Farkle tribe comes from the north, the Nossex.
 
ecmoRandomNumbers [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2019-06-26 3:15:06 AM  

cman: cman: Subby said "sex"

/Before some self-smug asshole comes in and yells at me, yes I know that Essex comes from "East Saxons"

Also, them too


And Windex comes from West Saxons.
 
theDesertHamster  
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2019-06-26 3:35:04 AM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: cman: cman: Subby said "sex"

/Before some self-smug asshole comes in and yells at me, yes I know that Essex comes from "East Saxons"

Also, them too

And Windex comes from West Saxons.


And Unisex comes from the Popular Saxon Front.
 
olrasputin  
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2019-06-26 4:31:04 AM  
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DrWhy  
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2019-06-26 4:41:23 AM  
I asked a man from England, "Since you have Essex, Wessex, and Sussex, is the rest of the country called Nossex?"  He answered, "Nossex?! Please.  We're British."
 
Sid Deuces  
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2019-06-26 5:48:43 AM  
I misread the headline and thought it was an article about the men's room at our local Esso station.
 
Jake Havechek [TotalFark]  
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2019-06-26 5:57:16 AM  
The Earl of Wessex?
 
dready zim  
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2019-06-26 6:18:00 AM  
Knowing Essex, it's probably from kissing and touching the same disgusting minger.
Twelve dead in Essex from deadly infection passed through kissing and touching
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cman [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2019-06-26 6:22:50 AM  

dready zim: Knowing Essex, it's probably from kissing and touching the same disgusting minger.
Twelve dead in Essex from deadly infection passed through kissing and touching
Read more: https://metro.co.uk/2019/06/25/twelve-dead-essex-deadly-infection-passed-kissing-touching-10069999/?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark?ito=cbshare
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Twelve dead in Essex from deadly infection passed through kissing and touching
Read more: https://metro.co.uk/2019/06/25/twelve-dead-essex-deadly-infection-passed-kissing-touching-10069999/?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark?ito=cbshare
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Twelve dead in Essex from deadly infection passed through kissing and touching
Read more: https://metro.co.uk/2019/06/25/twelve-dead-essex-deadly-infection-passed-kissing-touching-10069999/?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark?ito=cbshare
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You ok there?
 
Trik  
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2019-06-26 6:27:45 AM  
British cuisine is dreadful.
 
skipping non-voting comment in contest thread  
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2019-06-26 6:32:36 AM  
New strain of antibiotic resistant children, the worst STD
 
dready zim  
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2019-06-26 7:00:16 AM  

cman: dready zim: Knowing Essex, it's probably from kissing and touching the same disgusting minger.
Twelve dead in Essex from deadly infection passed through kissing and touching
Read more: https://metro.co.uk/2019/06/25/twelve- dead-essex-deadly-infection-passed-kis sing-touching-10069999/?utm_source=far k&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link& ICID=ref_fark?ito=cbshare
Twitter: https://twitter.com/MetroUK | Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/MetroUK/
Twelve dead in Essex from deadly infection passed through kissing and touching
Read more: https://metro.co.uk/2019/06/25/twelve- dead-essex-deadly-infection-passed-kis sing-touching-10069999/?utm_source=far k&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link& ICID=ref_fark?ito=cbshare
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Twelve dead in Essex from deadly infection passed through kissing and touching
Read more: https://metro.co.uk/2019/06/25/twelve- dead-essex-deadly-infection-passed-kis sing-touching-10069999/?utm_source=far k&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link& ICID=ref_fark?ito=cbshare
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You ok there?


Yeah,tried to paste the headline to amend it and make a joke but it didn't paste anything except now it is obvious it pasted invisible HTML code multiple times

Preview is your friend...

It was supposed to be

'Twelve dead in Essex from deadly infection passed through kissing and touching the same disgusting minger'
 
baronbloodbath [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2019-06-26 7:00:23 AM  
I say, cut back on the beans at breakfast, old chaps.
 
Albert911emt [TotalFark]  
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2019-06-26 7:13:16 AM  

felching pen: cman: cman: Subby said "sex"

/Before some self-smug asshole comes in and yells at me, yes I know that Essex comes from "East Saxons"

Also, them too

The Farkle tribe comes from the north, the Nossex.



.....and sex with your mom happens in an alley in Hoesex.
 
Cheesehead_Dave [OhFark]  
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2019-06-26 8:01:40 AM  
It's the only way.
 
Hoopy Frood  
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2019-06-26 8:08:22 AM  
Just blame it on the dog like everybody else.
 
LordOfThePings [OhFark]  
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2019-06-26 9:17:29 AM  
Hyphenation is your friend, subby.
 
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