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(MSN)   David Hogg says he's been target of seven assassination attempts. Technically eight if you count the Parkland shooting   (msn.com) divider line
    More: Followup, High school, Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School, Marjory Stoneman Douglas, regular high school student, survivor David Hogg, vocal supporter of gun-control legislation, last year, The Washington Post  
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brownribbon  
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2019-06-25 9:56:31 PM  
Technically 7 if you know what assassination is.
 
2019-06-25 9:58:07 PM  
If you count my cat, I've been the target of hundreds.
 
Fonaibung  
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2019-06-25 9:58:12 PM  

brownribbon: Technically 7 if you know what assassination is.


Sometimes headline writers make jokes, Dr. Romero.
 
2019-06-25 9:58:17 PM  

brownribbon: Technically 7 if you know what assassination is.


Cupcakes?
 
Mock26  
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2019-06-25 9:59:40 PM  
Funny how he never mentioned any of these before his acceptance to Harvard was revoked.
 
UltimaCS  
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2019-06-25 10:01:20 PM  
Good on this kid for being accepted into Harvard. Meanwhile, his gun-humping analogue had his Harvard application rescinded after it was discovered that he's rabidly racist and sexist.
 
TorpedoOrca  
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2019-06-25 10:01:55 PM  

Mock26: Funny how he never mentioned any of these before his acceptance to Harvard was revoked.


JEEEEEEEeeeeeeesuuuuuussssss Christ man. Parkland survivor character assassination is so last season.

/ thank god he isn't keeping track of the character assassination attempts
 
Mock26  
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2019-06-25 10:02:04 PM  

Mock26: Funny how he never mentioned any of these before his acceptance to Harvard was revoked.


Oh wait. Never mind. I was thinking of the other one, who lost his place at Harvard.
 
2019-06-25 10:02:11 PM  
That dude has such a punchable face.
 
TorpedoOrca  
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2019-06-25 10:02:55 PM  

UltimaCS: Good on this kid for being accepted into Harvard. Meanwhile, his gun-humping analogue had his Harvard application rescinded after it was discovered that he's rabidly racist and sexist.


Those are 2 different people
 
C18H27NO3  
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2019-06-25 10:03:17 PM  
I was interested in reading about the different attempts but there was no mention in the article about even one.
What's that about?  Surely there'd be police reports or something about them.
 
DarkVader  
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2019-06-25 10:03:23 PM  
Sounds like he needs to get a gun.
 
UltimaCS  
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2019-06-25 10:03:32 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: That dude has such a punchable face.


8! 8 assassination attempts! Ah ah ah!
 
Mock26  
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2019-06-25 10:03:39 PM  

TorpedoOrca: Mock26: Funny how he never mentioned any of these before his acceptance to Harvard was revoked.

JEEEEEEEeeeeeeesuuuuuussssss Christ man. Parkland survivor character assassination is so last season.

/ thank god he isn't keeping track of the character assassination attempts


I was thinking of Kashuv, or whatever his name is, the student who got accepted and then lost his acceptance because of his use of racial slurs online.
 
2019-06-25 10:04:57 PM  

Mock26: TorpedoOrca: Mock26: Funny how he never mentioned any of these before his acceptance to Harvard was revoked.

JEEEEEEEeeeeeeesuuuuuussssss Christ man. Parkland survivor character assassination is so last season.

/ thank god he isn't keeping track of the character assassination attempts

I was thinking of Kashuv, or whatever his name is, the student who got accepted and then lost his acceptance because of his use of racial slurs online.


I get ya now :)
 
2019-06-25 10:05:30 PM  
Was it those Duke boys?  Cooter?
 
abhorrent1  
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2019-06-25 10:06:06 PM  
Threats are not attempts.
 
2019-06-25 10:06:41 PM  
That's some fine reporting there Lou. I hate(kinda) to be an asshole but I'm having a hard time believing 7 assassination attempts.
 
Bruscar  
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2019-06-25 10:07:25 PM  
Google has failed me. Years ago I read an article about youth survivors of hostage situations and school shootings. Apparently, it's common for an individual survivor to develop a fatalistic view along with a firm belief that he will die young. I tried to find a link, but was unsuccessful. Maybe someone else will post it.
 
UltimaCS  
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2019-06-25 10:07:51 PM  

TorpedoOrca: UltimaCS: Good on this kid for being accepted into Harvard. Meanwhile, his gun-humping analogue had his Harvard application rescinded after it was discovered that he's rabidly racist and sexist.

Those are 2 different people


Yeah, that's what I said. Since people are getting confused:

David Hogg is a Parkland shooting survivor gun control advocate. Gun-loving people have been trying to kill him, as stated in the article. He got into Harvard.

Kyle Kashuv is also a Parkland shooting survivor, but has been advocating against gun control. It was revealed that he hates black people and any women who sleep with them. He was also accepted into Harvard, but had it rescinded on account of him being a real piece of shiat.
 
Abox  
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2019-06-25 10:08:57 PM  
19-year-old activist

Good lord that sounds awful.  Except for the chicks who get naked to protest stuff.
 
WTP 2  
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2019-06-25 10:09:42 PM  
"there are four lights david hoggs"... J.L. Picard.
 
2019-06-25 10:10:30 PM  

abhorrent1: Threats are not attempts.


This, I am curious of these "attempts".  Where are the police reports, does the suspect always get away.
Sounds to me like he is artificially padding his platform and status.
 
MBooda  
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2019-06-25 10:11:41 PM  
Kewl, gun control now has its own cult of personality.

/selfish martyr
 
2019-06-25 10:12:02 PM  
Really like actually shooting or what? Death threats; unfortunately famous or internet known gets those on both sides of the political spectrum.
Ironically if true I would assume people with guns protected him. But the little people who aren't famous or politicians shouldn't have that right of course.
 
gar1013  
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2019-06-25 10:12:21 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: That dude has such a punchable face.


I dislike the guy, but I also find it annoying when people use that phrase.

If you can't express a dislike of someone without invoking a fantasy of violence, you're being small minded.

It's perfectly acceptable to call him an attention whore. While some will argue that he needs to be out there to drive change, it should be noted that the most influential people in terms of shaping government policy generally do so quietly and without drawing attention to themselves. Politicians and appointees respond far better to persuasion when someone who approaches them in a calm and reasonable manner.

Notice that most people couldn't name a single lobbying firm off the top of their head. There's a reason.
 
serfdood [TotalFark]  
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2019-06-25 10:12:49 PM  

brownribbon: Technically 7 if you know what assassination is.


That's as many as 7 ones.  And that's terrible.

/it really is terrible
//one is too many
 
2019-06-25 10:13:44 PM  
[citations, please]
 
theflatline  
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2019-06-25 10:14:04 PM  

gar1013: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: That dude has such a punchable face.

I dislike the guy, but I also find it annoying when people use that phrase.

If you can't express a dislike of someone without invoking a fantasy of violence, you're being small minded.

It's perfectly acceptable to call him an attention whore. While some will argue that he needs to be out there to drive change, it should be noted that the most influential people in terms of shaping government policy generally do so quietly and without drawing attention to themselves. Politicians and appointees respond far better to persuasion when someone who approaches them in a calm and reasonable manner.

Notice that most people couldn't name a single lobbying firm off the top of their head. There's a reason.


You cannot be talking about this administration.
 
2019-06-25 10:15:20 PM  

gar1013: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: That dude has such a punchable face.

I dislike the guy, but I also find it annoying when people use that phrase.

If you can't express a dislike of someone without invoking a fantasy of violence, you're being small minded.

It's perfectly acceptable to call him an attention whore. While some will argue that he needs to be out there to drive change, it should be noted that the most influential people in terms of shaping government policy generally do so quietly and without drawing attention to themselves. Politicians and appointees respond far better to persuasion when someone who approaches them in a calm and reasonable manner.

Notice that most people couldn't name a single lobbying firm off the top of their head. There's a reason.


Gun control is a different animal on either side of the debate. NRA is pretty good at getting celeb endorsers, this is the other side fighting back.
 
2019-06-25 10:17:07 PM  
A few of them were from when he landed under sniper fire in Bosnia.
 
theflatline  
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2019-06-25 10:17:39 PM  

gar1013: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: That dude has such a punchable face.

I dislike the guy, but I also find it annoying when people use that phrase.

If you can't express a dislike of someone without invoking a fantasy of violence, you're being small minded.

It's perfectly acceptable to call him an attention whore. While some will argue that he needs to be out there to drive change, it should be noted that the most influential people in terms of shaping government policy generally do so quietly and without drawing attention to themselves. Politicians and appointees respond far better to persuasion when someone who approaches them in a calm and reasonable manner.

Notice that most people couldn't name a single lobbying firm off the top of their head. There's a reason.


The reason is not a calm and reasonable manner.

The "lobbying" firms are quiet because they do not want people to know what shiat they are up to.
 
gar1013  
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2019-06-25 10:18:15 PM  

MBooda: Kewl, gun control now has its own cult of personality.

/selfish martyr


Living Colour - Cult Of Personality (Official Music Video)
Youtube 7xxgRUyzgs0
 
2019-06-25 10:19:16 PM  

gar1013: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: That dude has such a punchable face.

I dislike the guy, but I also find it annoying when people use that phrase.

If you can't express a dislike of someone without invoking a fantasy of violence, you're being small minded.

It's perfectly acceptable to call him an attention whore. While some will argue that he needs to be out there to drive change, it should be noted that the most influential people in terms of shaping government policy generally do so quietly and without drawing attention to themselves. Politicians and appointees respond far better to persuasion when someone who approaches them in a calm and reasonable manner.

Notice that most people couldn't name a single lobbying firm off the top of their head. There's a reason.


That's the thing; I don't dislike the guy, and what he is trying to do is admirable.
Still does not change the fact that he has a punchable face.
 
abhorrent1  
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2019-06-25 10:19:22 PM  

Random Anonymous Blackmail: abhorrent1: Threats are not attempts.

This, I am curious of these "attempts".  Where are the police reports, does the suspect always get away.
Sounds to me like he is artificially padding his platform and status.


News agencies monitor the police pretty closely. I know if someone tried to kill me, I'd call the cops.
If something happened with him that involved the police, he's an influential enough person that it certainly would have been big news.

So basically he's full of shiat.
 
2019-06-25 10:19:49 PM  

theflatline: gar1013: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: That dude has such a punchable face.

I dislike the guy, but I also find it annoying when people use that phrase.

If you can't express a dislike of someone without invoking a fantasy of violence, you're being small minded.

It's perfectly acceptable to call him an attention whore. While some will argue that he needs to be out there to drive change, it should be noted that the most influential people in terms of shaping government policy generally do so quietly and without drawing attention to themselves. Politicians and appointees respond far better to persuasion when someone who approaches them in a calm and reasonable manner.

Notice that most people couldn't name a single lobbying firm off the top of their head. There's a reason.

The reason is not a calm and reasonable manner.

The "lobbying" firms are quiet because they do not want people to know what shiat they are up to.


The NRA is a farking lobbying firm. Don't fall for the bait.
 
gar1013  
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2019-06-25 10:20:51 PM  

theflatline: gar1013: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: That dude has such a punchable face.

I dislike the guy, but I also find it annoying when people use that phrase.

If you can't express a dislike of someone without invoking a fantasy of violence, you're being small minded.

It's perfectly acceptable to call him an attention whore. While some will argue that he needs to be out there to drive change, it should be noted that the most influential people in terms of shaping government policy generally do so quietly and without drawing attention to themselves. Politicians and appointees respond far better to persuasion when someone who approaches them in a calm and reasonable manner.

Notice that most people couldn't name a single lobbying firm off the top of their head. There's a reason.

You cannot be talking about this administration.


Indeed I am. All administrations.

There are plenty of people with decision making authority below the president, actual political appointees, many of whom have subject matter knowledge but are still open to reflecting outside views in their work.
 
2019-06-25 10:22:26 PM  
Probably these guys again.
static.vibe.comView Full Size
 
gar1013  
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2019-06-25 10:22:34 PM  

Hillbilly Jim: gar1013: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: That dude has such a punchable face.

I dislike the guy, but I also find it annoying when people use that phrase.

If you can't express a dislike of someone without invoking a fantasy of violence, you're being small minded.

It's perfectly acceptable to call him an attention whore. While some will argue that he needs to be out there to drive change, it should be noted that the most influential people in terms of shaping government policy generally do so quietly and without drawing attention to themselves. Politicians and appointees respond far better to persuasion when someone who approaches them in a calm and reasonable manner.

Notice that most people couldn't name a single lobbying firm off the top of their head. There's a reason.

Gun control is a different animal on either side of the debate. NRA is pretty good at getting celeb endorsers, this is the other side fighting back.


Those people don't accomplish anything.

Seriously.

They are there for Joe Public, but have zero pull in DC.
 
2019-06-25 10:25:47 PM  

abhorrent1: Random Anonymous Blackmail: abhorrent1: Threats are not attempts.

This, I am curious of these "attempts".  Where are the police reports, does the suspect always get away.
Sounds to me like he is artificially padding his platform and status.

News agencies monitor the police pretty closely. I know if someone tried to kill me, I'd call the cops.
If something happened with him that involved the police, he's an influential enough person that it certainly would have been big news.

So basically he's full of shiat.


Always is. He's the villainous step sibling that somehow gets everything they want b/c people are self serving.
 
jaytkay [OhFark]  
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2019-06-25 10:26:01 PM  

abhorrent1: Threats are not attempts.


I'm betting the number of threats is closer to 700 than 7.
 
2019-06-25 10:27:07 PM  

sugar_fetus: [citations, please]


Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2019-06-25 10:28:03 PM  

gar1013: Hillbilly Jim: gar1013: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: That dude has such a punchable face.

I dislike the guy, but I also find it annoying when people use that phrase.

If you can't express a dislike of someone without invoking a fantasy of violence, you're being small minded.

It's perfectly acceptable to call him an attention whore. While some will argue that he needs to be out there to drive change, it should be noted that the most influential people in terms of shaping government policy generally do so quietly and without drawing attention to themselves. Politicians and appointees respond far better to persuasion when someone who approaches them in a calm and reasonable manner.

Notice that most people couldn't name a single lobbying firm off the top of their head. There's a reason.

Gun control is a different animal on either side of the debate. NRA is pretty good at getting celeb endorsers, this is the other side fighting back.

Those people don't accomplish anything.

Seriously.

They are there for Joe Public, but have zero pull in DC.


The NRA has zero pull in DC? I want what you're smoking.
 
Trik  
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2019-06-25 10:29:32 PM  

Mock26: Funny how he never mentioned any of these before his acceptance to Harvard was revoked.


When was it revoked? Missed that....
 
jaytkay [OhFark]  
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2019-06-25 10:30:17 PM  

abhorrent1: Random Anonymous Blackmail: abhorrent1: Threats are not attempts.

This, I am curious of these "attempts".  Where are the police reports, does the suspect always get away.
Sounds to me like he is artificially padding his platform and status.

News agencies monitor the police pretty closely. I know if someone tried to kill me, I'd call the cops.
If something happened with him that involved the police, he's an influential enough person that it certainly would have been big news.

So basically he's full of shiat.


Feel free to show us the publicly available blotter where news agencies can see the log of all police investigations. That sounds interesting.
 
fusillade762  
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2019-06-25 10:30:33 PM  

Mock26: Funny how he never mentioned any of these before his acceptance to Harvard was revoked.


Who the fark smarted this nine times??
 
2019-06-25 10:31:14 PM  

Chemlight Battery: Probably these guys again.
[static.vibe.com image 650x366]


Lookin juicy, boys.
 
gar1013  
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2019-06-25 10:32:28 PM  

theflatline: gar1013: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: That dude has such a punchable face.

I dislike the guy, but I also find it annoying when people use that phrase.

If you can't express a dislike of someone without invoking a fantasy of violence, you're being small minded.

It's perfectly acceptable to call him an attention whore. While some will argue that he needs to be out there to drive change, it should be noted that the most influential people in terms of shaping government policy generally do so quietly and without drawing attention to themselves. Politicians and appointees respond far better to persuasion when someone who approaches them in a calm and reasonable manner.

Notice that most people couldn't name a single lobbying firm off the top of their head. There's a reason.

The reason is not a calm and reasonable manner.

The "lobbying" firms are quiet because they do not want people to know what shiat they are up to.


Actually, many of them do not make any secret of their client base.

Again, they are calm and measured in their approach, because they understand that you do not persuade by badgering, embarrassing, hounding, overwhelming, etc. In other words, do the exact opposite of people on Fark.

Instead you establish a relationship and a rapport, you provide useful feedback in a manner that helps the recipient, and you get invited back to the table. You may not be able to always persuade someone to your side of things, but often you can present your side in a manner that is palatable, and move the dial in your favor.

I've literally witnessed it first hand, and it's equal parts amusing and sad.
 
2019-06-25 10:32:34 PM  

jaytkay: abhorrent1: Threats are not attempts.

I'm betting the number of threats is closer to 700 than 7.


Unless you personally sent them, don't make up numbers
 
2019-06-25 10:34:03 PM  
If a kid not wanting to be shot at school is bad for you, you need to reevaluate your life.
 
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