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(ABC7 Los Angeles)   Ring video shows driveway pooper, no doubt leading to a new urban legend where anyone who sees the video will be forced to poop in seven days   (abc7.com) divider line
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hugram [TotalFark]  
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2019-06-25 1:18:21 PM  
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Diogenes [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2019-06-25 1:18:49 PM  
Before you die you see the brown ring.
 
tothekor  
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2019-06-25 2:06:42 PM  
Wow! This really is poop day, isn't it?
 
eviljimbo  
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2019-06-25 2:07:11 PM  
Took off his shirt, you know it was a serious poop
 
Trocadero  
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2019-06-25 2:07:58 PM  
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2019-06-25 2:08:49 PM  
And the poop trifecta is in play! It's a shait show on fark today!
 
Rev.K [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2019-06-25 2:09:16 PM  
Good thing he bleached the driveway, you know, he might want to eat off it some day.
 
WTP 2  
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2019-06-25 2:09:17 PM  
to help others in this situation...
you have two socks that are sacrificial, use them
also it is harder to spot a guy with no socks.

or go the full "toilet paper roll in the car" thing.
 
2019-06-25 2:09:39 PM  
I LOLed, Subby!
 
Nah'mean [TotalFark]  
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2019-06-25 2:11:24 PM  

eviljimbo: Took off his shirt, you know it was a serious poop


Approves...
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tothekor  
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2019-06-25 2:13:33 PM  

Who Flipped The Crazy Switch On The Matrix: And the poop trifecta is in play! It's a shait show on fark today!


Not in play. Complete.

Shartnado thread, Running Poop thread, and this one.
 
2019-06-25 2:15:31 PM  
The main page is full of shiat.
 
2019-06-25 2:15:41 PM  
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adamatari  
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2019-06-25 2:17:18 PM  
If you don't poop once in 7 days, you should probably go to the ER. Just sayin'.
 
OldRod [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2019-06-25 2:21:08 PM  

adamatari: If you don't poop once in 7 days, you should probably go to the ER. Just sayin'.


Also, if your poop lasts longer than 4 hours...
 
2019-06-25 2:22:17 PM  

Nah'mean: eviljimbo: Took off his shirt, you know it was a serious poop

Approves...
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"Should I not have done that?"
 
cakeman [TotalFark]  
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2019-06-25 2:23:14 PM  
Instead of putting his lime green car by the coconut he just dumped it all down. That's disgusting!
 
2019-06-25 2:24:12 PM  

Rev.K: Good thing he bleached the driveway, you know, he might want to eat off it some day.


Know how I know you don't live in Florida? Its a common practice to bleach your driveway or sidewalk to get rid of the mold.
 
2019-06-25 2:28:57 PM  

no_tan_lines: Rev.K: Good thing he bleached the driveway, you know, he might want to eat off it some day.

Know how I know you don't live in Florida? Its a common practice to bleach your driveway or sidewalk to get rid of the mold.


I've heard that in some Canadian oil rich cities, they have to sterilize the pavement because of the meth heads crapping all over the place.
 
Salmon  
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2019-06-25 2:30:33 PM  
Excellent cinematography, love to zoom in to a pixilated piece of shiat.
 
xanadian [TotalFark]  
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2019-06-25 2:31:34 PM  
OH THANK GOD

I ate SOOOOO much cheese.....
 
2019-06-25 2:33:38 PM  

no_tan_lines: Rev.K: Good thing he bleached the driveway, you know, he might want to eat off it some day.

Know how I know you don't live in Florida? Its a common practice to bleach your driveway or sidewalk to get rid of the mold.


You act like it's a point of pride.
 
2019-06-25 2:34:20 PM  
The Groove Tube - Brown 25
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Brown 25
 
Rev.K [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2019-06-25 2:35:47 PM  

no_tan_lines: Know how I know you don't live in Florida? Its a common practice to bleach your driveway or sidewalk to get rid of the mold.


I didn't know that.

Who Flipped The Crazy Switch On The Matrix: I've heard that in some Canadian oil rich cities, they have to sterilize the pavement because of the meth heads crapping all over the place.


lol
 
2019-06-25 2:44:22 PM  

Rev.K: Good thing he bleached the driveway, you know, he might want to eat off it some day.


It's one thing to accept that nature happens and not worry about having clean concrete... but honestly, if you had watched a video of a grown man pooping on your driveway would you treat it just like some dog crap and simply scrape it into the grass? It's less about clean concrete and more about the exercise of wiping it from your mind.
 
2019-06-25 2:45:30 PM  

WTP 2: to help others in this situation...
you have two socks that are sacrificial, use them
also it is harder to spot a guy with no socks.

or go the full "toilet paper roll in the car" thing.


Get some wet wipes. That way it's less embarrassing if someone finds them in the car and they're usable for more things.
 
Diana [OhFark]  
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2019-06-25 2:48:47 PM  

tothekor: Who Flipped The Crazy Switch On The Matrix: And the poop trifecta is in play! It's a shait show on fark today!

Not in play. Complete.

Shartnado thread, Running Poop thread, and this one.


Also, San Francisco thread above Shartnado. Trifecta plus one.
 
Uranus [TotalFark]  
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2019-06-25 2:55:46 PM  
trying to get my head around "ring video".

of all the unnecessary and uncomfortable technology........
 
2019-06-25 2:57:14 PM  
Diana:

Also, San Francisco thread above Shartnado. Trifecta plus one.

A quadfecta fecal matters, you could say.
 
WTP 2  
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2019-06-25 2:59:10 PM  
how high is that guy's doorbell? the second floor ?
you can see the top of the car.
 
wxboy  
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2019-06-25 2:59:15 PM  

OldRod: adamatari: If you don't poop once in 7 days, you should probably go to the ER. Just sayin'.

Also, if your poop lasts longer than 4 hours...


...then you probably shouldn't have eaten that whole pizza.  Also, you sound fat.
 
tothekor  
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2019-06-25 3:00:35 PM  

Diana: tothekor: Who Flipped The Crazy Switch On The Matrix: And the poop trifecta is in play! It's a shait show on fark today!

Not in play. Complete.

Shartnado thread, Running Poop thread, and this one.

Also, San Francisco thread above Shartnado. Trifecta plus one.


The increasingly inaccurately named trifecta now complete.
 
akula  
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2019-06-25 3:01:06 PM  

WTP 2: how high is that guy's doorbell? the second floor ?
you can see the top of the car.


Ring doesn't just have doorbell cams. They also have (among other things) cameras that you can mount just about anyplace. I have a couple of them at my house to monitor areas the doorbell can't see all that easily.
 
Thosw [BareFark] [OhFark]  
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2019-06-25 3:03:23 PM  

hugram: [Fark user image image 320x179]


Is there a TV Trope for that kind of shot?
 
DoughyGuy  
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2019-06-25 3:04:17 PM  
Unless you're mentally ill, making a statement, or are so desperate b/c you've already 'reached a point of no return', there should be no excuse for doing something like this in broad daylight right out in the open. I mean - have they heard of "woods" or at the very least, "deep bushes"?

Also, in most populated places in the US you're never more than 10 minutes away from a fast food joint, convenience store, or gas station. And as long as you're not a complete jerk you can usually wiggle around the 'restrooms for customers only' thing if they try to enforce it in the first place (In my experience, just walk up to the counter and politely ask for the restroom key.) Or just tell them you've got to go so bad and promise you'll buy something after you're done, then just leave... Who are they gonna call on you?

IBD really sucks sometimes... One time I was stuck in traffic during rush hour on the Mass Pike, and had pull over and make a break for the tree-line. Not proud of it, but it happened. It's one of the reasons that I strongly feel that freely available public restrooms should be a human right.
 
MattyBlast [TotalFark]  
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2019-06-25 3:05:34 PM  
"According to WPLG-TV, the Broward County Sheriff's Office is investigating the incident and trying to identify the man."

Dude. You have a DNA sample.
 
drayno76  
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2019-06-25 3:05:39 PM  
It's true!

The guy in charge of audio for the right channel died during the editing of the video.
 
2019-06-25 3:15:26 PM  
Happened here.  At least the guy left some Taco Bell coupons.
 
2019-06-25 3:19:27 PM  

Thosw: hugram: [Fark user image image 320x179]

Is there a TV Trope for that kind of shot?


Poop cut.
 
toraque [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2019-06-25 3:32:41 PM  

DoughyGuy: Unless you're mentally ill, making a statement, or are so desperate b/c you've already 'reached a point of no return', there should be no excuse for doing something like this in broad daylight right out in the open. I mean - have they heard of "woods" or at the very least, "deep bushes"?

Also, in most populated places in the US you're never more than 10 minutes away from a fast food joint, convenience store, or gas station. And as long as you're not a complete jerk you can usually wiggle around the 'restrooms for customers only' thing if they try to enforce it in the first place (In my experience, just walk up to the counter and politely ask for the restroom key.) Or just tell them you've got to go so bad and promise you'll buy something after you're done, then just leave... Who are they gonna call on you?

IBD really sucks sometimes... One time I was stuck in traffic during rush hour on the Mass Pike, and had pull over and make a break for the tree-line. Not proud of it, but it happened. It's one of the reasons that I strongly feel that freely available public restrooms should be a human right.


Freely available public restrooms?  But that's socialism!  Won't you think of the job creators instead of just the poop creators?
 
Birnone  
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2019-06-25 3:32:45 PM  
Thomas says he's ready to put this situation behind him

As did the pooper.
 
Ant  
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2019-06-25 3:53:42 PM  

Uranus: trying to get my head around "ring video".

of all the unnecessary and uncomfortable technology........


Username checks out
 
patrick767  
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2019-06-25 3:58:35 PM  

Diana: tothekor: Who Flipped The Crazy Switch On The Matrix: And the poop trifecta is in play! It's a shait show on fark today!

Not in play. Complete.

Shartnado thread, Running Poop thread, and this one.

Also, San Francisco thread above Shartnado. Trifecta plus one.


Poop quadfecta! This is the greatest day in the history of Fark.
 
2019-06-25 4:06:24 PM  

patrick767: Diana: tothekor: Who Flipped The Crazy Switch On The Matrix: And the poop trifecta is in play! It's a shait show on fark today!

Not in play. Complete.

Shartnado thread, Running Poop thread, and this one.

Also, San Francisco thread above Shartnado. Trifecta plus one.

Poop quadfecta! This is the greatest day in the history of Fark.


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2019-06-25 4:12:49 PM  

WTP 2: to help others in this situation...
you have two socks that are sacrificial, use them
also it is harder to spot a guy with no socks.

or go the full "toilet paper roll in the car" thing.


Confused,,,,,do you poop in the first one to be courteous?

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Also, Imagine what a sticky bomb that would make

/there was a better sticky bomb pic from SPR, but I figured id get a timeout for it.
 
2019-06-25 6:20:25 PM  
DAMN IT ORTON
 
Gyrfalcon  
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2019-06-25 8:43:22 PM  

Who Flipped The Crazy Switch On The Matrix: And the poop trifecta is in play! It's a shait show on fark today!


Well, it usually is.
 
Gyrfalcon  
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2019-06-25 8:44:35 PM  

MattyBlast: "According to WPLG-TV, the Broward County Sheriff's Office is investigating the incident and trying to identify the man."

Dude. You have a DNA sample.


Depends on who he's uh, been with.
 
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