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BrundleFlyForAWhiteGuy [OhFark]  
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2019-06-24 9:47:15 PM  
"Questionable gas station hotdogs" is my something something cover band name.
 
Bslim  
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2019-06-24 9:47:27 PM  
But can they deliver the sense of desperation and hopelessness at the gigantic pile of shiat life is? I think not.
 
TWX  
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2019-06-24 9:47:35 PM  
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Any town, any time, pop a ham and cheese in the microwave and feast on a turbo-dog. Keeps me sane.
 
Priapetic [BareFark]  
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2019-06-24 9:48:21 PM  
Sorry, WaWa dogs at 2 for $1 still rule for late night eating.  Oh, that was in 1990.  I'm old (._.)
 
cherryl taggart [OhFark]  
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2019-06-24 9:49:01 PM  
Don't get between me and my Slurpee, pal.  It won't be pretty.
 
WilderKWight  
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2019-06-24 9:49:22 PM  
7eleven food is like prison food, but for free people!
 
mdarius  
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2019-06-24 9:57:35 PM  
Used to be able to get a pizza delivered to and 8 digit grid coordinate. With GPS and drones, you should be able to get anything delivered anywhere.
 
fusillade762  
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2019-06-24 9:57:53 PM  
In high school we used to get drunk and go to 7-11 for chili cheese hotdogs and games of Rampage. Good times.
 
theflatline  
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2019-06-24 9:59:06 PM  

Priapetic: Sorry, WaWa dogs at 2 for $1 still rule for late night eating.  Oh, that was in 1990.  I'm old (._.)


In New Orleans we had a store called the Time Saver, and they had the same deal. Plus you cold rent a movie too.

In the 80s, they one next to our high school, and for 2 bucks you could get two dogs and a large Icee.  Also, when you were drunk it was cheap meal.  They all had chili in a crock pot and fresh onions and kraut.

Now, I have never had a WaWA dog, but their sandwiches are stellar, and I can order a burrito bowl on their app and grab it in about two minutes upon arrival.  With a a large 7 up Icee.

Time Save commercial.

Time Saver Convenience Store 1986 Commercial
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Incident on 57th Street [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2019-06-24 10:09:13 PM  
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Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes,Yes, Yes and twice on Sunday.
 
pastramithemosterotic  
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2019-06-24 10:12:01 PM  

WilderKWight: 7eleven food is like prison food, but for free people!


7-Eleven doesn't make a mean pepper steak
 
Farkin Charlie [recently expired TotalFark]  
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2019-06-24 10:14:03 PM  
Man, am I glad I no longer am a Franchisee. It would drive me nuts
 
WordsnCollision [OhFark]  
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2019-06-24 10:18:05 PM  

cherryl taggart: Don't get between me and my Slurpee, pal.  It won't be pretty.


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The Lurker at Your Threshold  
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2019-06-24 10:22:47 PM  
Hot dogs are always questionable.

That's part of the fun.
 
The Lurker at Your Threshold  
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2019-06-24 10:24:07 PM  

TWX: [Fark user image 850x478]

Any town, any time, pop a ham and cheese in the microwave and feast on a turbo-dog. Keeps me sane.


I continue to maintain that I would gladly murder every last one of you for a passionate weekend with Winona.
 
fragMasterFlash [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2019-06-24 10:24:33 PM  
In this area it may the only way to get a slurpee without wading through a hoard of homeless beggars, and as much as I like a good slurpee it just isn't worth it to put up with that shiat.
 
greggerm  
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2019-06-24 10:37:11 PM  
Late night food?
Say no more.

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I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros  
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2019-06-24 10:44:24 PM  

BrundleFlyForAWhiteGuy: "Questionable gas station hotdogs" is my something something cover band name.


Frank Zappa?
 
some_beer_drinker  
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2019-06-24 10:52:27 PM  

WilderKWight: 7eleven food is like prison food, but for free people!


they make good chicken wings around here
 
dickfreckle  
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2019-06-24 10:57:47 PM  
 Several of our local delis have done this forever. "Hello, Verti-Marte? Yeah, I need a shrimp po-boy, a fifth of Jhonnie Red, 2 packs of Marlboro reds, some paper clips, a roll of paper towels, a phillips-head screwdriver, some vegetable oil, 3 bananas, and one of those bags of sh*tty donuts. My address? Oh, we're gettin' high on the river, Dumaine St. entrance. Just yell out ''Alex.'"

Cash only, and the best sandwiches in New Orleans.
 
winedrinkingman  
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2019-06-24 11:10:38 PM  
Delivering to parks and beaches huh??? What a novel idea?  I wonder why no one else does that?  Oh yeah that's right, because the drivers would get constantly robbed.
 
Mr. Shabooboo  
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2019-06-24 11:11:44 PM  
Even as I was walking through the parking lot of an invisible 7-11?
 
Russ1642  
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2019-06-24 11:18:13 PM  
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Salmon  
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2019-06-24 11:20:30 PM  
There have been many hot days slugging away in a hot office that I've left to go get me a really big slurpee.

I'd put a good glug of vodka in mine though so unless they can do that I'm still going out instead of ordering in.
 
Boo_Guy  
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2019-06-24 11:29:25 PM  

fusillade762: In high school we used to get drunk and go to 7-11 for chili cheese hotdogs and games of Rampage. Good times.


I always used to get the nachos and put chili and cheese on them.

Today they'd probably slide right through my entire digestive tract in minutes.

/might be worth it for nostalgia's sake.
 
Boo_Guy  
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2019-06-24 11:32:05 PM  
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Birnone  
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2019-06-24 11:36:56 PM  

Salmon: There have been many hot days slugging away in a hot office that I've left to go get me a really big slurpee.

I'd put a good glug of vodka in mine though so unless they can do that I'm still going out instead of ordering in.


I would think that service is reserved for regulars. Way back when I delivered pizza I'd stop and pick up something extra for customers I knew from previous deliveries, because this meant I knew if they tipped of course.
 
mama2tnt  
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2019-06-25 12:06:15 AM  

pastramithemosterotic: WilderKWight: 7eleven food is like prison food, but for free people!

7-Eleven doesn't make a mean pepper steak


..."yet."
 
Kevin72  
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2019-06-25 12:17:58 AM  
Why is this news when Postmates, Doordash, etc will do it for free a reasonable fee?
 
abhorrent1  
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2019-06-25 12:19:43 AM  
You know what's worse than gas station food? Trying to buy gas at a gas station.

Welcome
Credit or debit?
Card reader failed please re-insert card
Please enter your zip code
do you have a rewards card?
would you like one?
Would you like a carwash?
Drinks are 3 for $5
where did you get that shiat?
What's for dinner?
Got any plans for the weekend?
please select your grade and begin fueling
before we offer a receipt are you sure you don't want a carwash?
Would you like a receipt?

JUST SELL ME SOME FARKING GAS OR I'M GONNA BURN THIS WHOLE FARKING PLACE TO THE FARKING GROUND!
 
CrazyCurt  
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2019-06-25 3:11:18 AM  
7-11 nachos are something ... special. It helps to be stumblingly inebriated.

/ Wake up next morning with a nacho catastrophe.
 
tjsands1118  
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2019-06-25 3:37:34 AM  

winedrinkingman: Delivering to parks and beaches huh??? What a novel idea?  I wonder why no one else does that?  Oh yeah that's right, because the drivers would get constantly robbed.


It's a convenient store, being okay with getting robbed is in the job description.
 
Resident Muslim [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2019-06-25 4:18:00 AM  

abhorrent1: You know what's worse than gas station food? Trying to buy gas at a gas station.

Welcome
Credit or debit?
Card reader failed please re-insert card
Please enter your zip code
do you have a rewards card?
would you like one?
Would you like a carwash?
Drinks are 3 for $5
where did you get that shiat?
What's for dinner?
Got any plans for the weekend?
please select your grade and begin fueling
before we offer a receipt are you sure you don't want a carwash?
Would you like a receipt?

JUST SELL ME SOME FARKING GAS OR I'M GONNA BURN THIS WHOLE FARKING PLACE TO THE FARKING GROUND!


Back in my days, things were simpler, it was just swipe and pump.

/gas stations too.
 
drjekel_mrhyde  
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2019-06-25 4:57:27 AM  
They should have rolling 7-11 trucks that can be franchised out. I would sit mine outside of colleges and night clubs.
 
kqc7011  
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2019-06-25 7:28:21 AM  
Nearest 7-11 to me is a 4 hour drive, wonder what the delivery charge would be?
 
TWX  
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2019-06-25 10:04:02 AM  

The Lurker at Your Threshold: TWX: [Fark user image 850x478]

Any town, any time, pop a ham and cheese in the microwave and feast on a turbo-dog. Keeps me sane.

I continue to maintain that I would gladly murder every last one of you for a passionate weekend with Winona.


Despite her rather Goth appearance in Beetlejuice I don't think that what you offer to do is a motivation for her.
 
MBZ321  
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2019-06-25 12:17:10 PM  
There's a 7-11 right in my town I've been in the last three years.....I've only stopped in once or twice to use the free ATM.

/Why would anyone buy food there?
/Wawa is a few miles away, but worth the drive.
 
The Lurker at Your Threshold  
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2019-06-25 2:55:39 PM  

TWX: The Lurker at Your Threshold: TWX: [Fark user image 850x478]

Any town, any time, pop a ham and cheese in the microwave and feast on a turbo-dog. Keeps me sane.

I continue to maintain that I would gladly murder every last one of you for a passionate weekend with Winona.

Despite her rather Goth appearance in Beetlejuice I don't think that what you offer to do is a motivation for her.


HAH!

We'll see. Now stand still, this will only hurt for a second.
 
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