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(City Pages)   Two suspected armed robbers attempt to febreze their way through stick up until they realize their plan stinks   (citypages.com) divider line
    More: Dumbass, Robbery, Theft, robber's partner, July of last year, feel of their hair, ski masks, Winona County District Court, Steiny's Bar  
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nytmare  
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2019-06-24 7:30:39 PM  
The witnesses identified the likely suspects right off the bat and it still took a year for them to get charged? That's some fine evidence processing work, Lou.
 
2019-06-24 7:30:47 PM  
I bet those miserable fellows didn't get their crack afterwards, either.
 
2019-06-24 7:31:36 PM  
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Big Brown Beaver is safe and sound
 
2019-06-24 7:45:06 PM  
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kbronsito  
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2019-06-24 7:51:49 PM  
Winona bar robbery goes south when patrons realize gun is actually air freshener

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She started it when she stole my heart
 
skinink [OhFark]  
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2019-06-24 7:52:04 PM  
Febreeze? Who farted, y'all?
 
2019-06-24 8:16:36 PM  
Bay Bay and little tony, you're better than this. C'mon guys.
 
2019-06-24 8:28:17 PM  
Fun Fact: You can't Febreze the jet fuel  smell off yourself. Your co-workers, friend, family and partner know.
 
GuruGaspar  
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2019-06-24 8:28:46 PM  

Doctor Poop: Bay Bay and little tony, you're better than this. C'mon guys.


I dunno, those names sound like a couple of hardened criminals to me.

The guys at the bar are just lucky SugarPie Eddie and Whiny Bill weren't there too, or it would have been trouble I hear they're packing part of a nerf dart. Scary stuff.
 
2019-06-24 8:30:19 PM  
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2019-06-24 8:33:34 PM  
Always keep your underboob smelling fresh.

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Insain2  
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2019-06-24 9:04:05 PM  
Those robbers put a "Fresh" spin on that story!!!
 
MythDragon  
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2019-06-24 11:27:07 PM  
Aerosolault and battery?
 
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