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(KIRO-7 Seattle)   Gorst Gun store theft suspect arrested. For those of you not up-to-date on your firearms, the Gorst Gun is for shooting gorsts, of courst of courst   (kiro7.com) divider line
    More: Misc, Police, Gun, Chrissayn Jay Louis Borwieck, Las Vegas Strip, Firearm, Constable, gun store, Thursday night  
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ChipNASA  
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2019-06-24 5:55:02 PM  
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2019-06-24 5:55:02 PM  
Looked at the headline.

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2019-06-24 5:55:16 PM  
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2019-06-24 5:55:50 PM  
I'm smiling because I have learned my lesson and will end up being a productive member of society

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2019-06-24 5:56:31 PM  
Remember!!  Never cross the steams on Gorst guns.
 
2019-06-24 5:56:40 PM  
Still better than the Borscht gun...
//or, at least more flavorful
 
2019-06-24 5:57:44 PM  

NotThatGuyAgain: I'm smiling because I have learned my lesson and will end up being a productive member of society

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I just assumed he was proud of that mustache
 
ZMugg [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2019-06-24 5:58:27 PM  
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2019-06-24 6:00:02 PM  
What an asshole.  It's not even Gorst season.
 
morg  
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2019-06-24 6:01:22 PM  

Dangerous_sociopath: NotThatGuyAgain: I'm smiling because I have learned my lesson and will end up being a productive member of society

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I just assumed he was proud of that mustache


Name checks out.
 
2019-06-24 6:01:22 PM  
Ah Gorst....just a little patch of paradise in the armpit of Bremerton.  Looks like the strip club closed though, so maybe the shine has dimmed somewhat.
 
patowen  
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2019-06-24 6:03:41 PM  
Don't worry.  He's friendly

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2019-06-24 6:03:48 PM  

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I like this photo.  I think it's safe to say he's ever stolen a holster before.
 
2019-06-24 6:06:47 PM  

KidKorporate: What an asshole.  It's not even Gorst season.


It's Elmer Season.

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2019-06-24 6:07:31 PM  

89 Stick-Up Kid: NotThatGuyAgain: I'm smiling because I have learned my lesson and will end up being a productive member of society

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I like this photo.  I think it's safe to say he's ever stolen a holster before.


I find it disturbing that a 17 year old, looking at all of the charges he's facing, is able to smile after being arrested.  I guess he's more into street cred than freedom.
 
Fano  
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2019-06-24 6:08:46 PM  
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Fano  
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2019-06-24 6:10:49 PM  

89 Stick-Up Kid: NotThatGuyAgain: I'm smiling because I have learned my lesson and will end up being a productive member of society

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I like this photo.  I think it's safe to say he's ever stolen a holster before.


Tuco approves!
 
ChipNASA  
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2019-06-24 6:11:44 PM  

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Oh Mr Giggles at 17 is going to be doing a *LOT* of face down ass up, shortly.
Hyuck.
 
ChipNASA  
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2019-06-24 6:12:03 PM  

Fano: 89 Stick-Up Kid: NotThatGuyAgain: I'm smiling because I have learned my lesson and will end up being a productive member of society

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Tuco approves!


BLONDIE!
 
Fano  
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2019-06-24 6:12:08 PM  
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2019-06-24 6:12:13 PM  
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OkieDookie  
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2019-06-24 6:20:00 PM  
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I dunno.  Maybe it's tougher than it looks, but a Gorst looks like an early level shooter enemy that is only a challenge in large numbers, or if you are down to your basic melee attack.   Definitely don't need to steal 90 firearms to deal with them.
 
2019-06-24 6:28:46 PM  
For the uninitiated, it isn't even easy fitting gorsts into a revolver, much less a magazine.
 
Oak  
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2019-06-24 6:30:05 PM  

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I dunno.  Maybe it's tougher than it looks, but a Gorst looks like an early level shooter enemy that is only a challenge in large numbers, or if you are down to your basic melee attack.   Definitely don't need to steal 90 firearms to deal with them.


That's as many as 9 tens.
 
2019-06-24 6:38:47 PM  
Gertrude the Gorst Gun Gurl just doesnt have the same ring to it.
 
2019-06-24 6:54:53 PM  
Kid definitely has a hell of a smirk.  Maybe he knows how adorable he is and is confident that he will have an enjoyable and productive time in jail, then prison.

/Boy could share a cell with me
 
2019-06-24 7:02:14 PM  
"the Gorst Gun is for shooting gorsts"

Hey, just what you see, pal!

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CrazyCurt [TotalFark]  
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2019-06-24 7:35:14 PM  
C'mon, Subby got the morst out of it.

/ well sourced.
 
2019-06-24 8:02:45 PM  
I was getting fresh with a lady and she kicked me in the gorst.
 
2019-06-24 8:42:06 PM  
Gorst is the local tribal word for Yuck.

/used to live not to far from there as a kid.
 
nursetim  
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2019-06-24 10:03:49 PM  
So that's where all of those gorst guns come from.
 
2019-06-25 9:30:14 AM  

89 Stick-Up Kid: NotThatGuyAgain: I'm smiling because I have learned my lesson and will end up being a productive member of society

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I like this photo.  I think it's safe to say he's ever stolen a holster before.


Isn't it illegal for a 17 year old to posses a firearm in Nevada?
 
2019-06-25 2:40:02 PM  

sugar_fetus: 89 Stick-Up Kid: NotThatGuyAgain: I'm smiling because I have learned my lesson and will end up being a productive member of society

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I like this photo.  I think it's safe to say he's ever stolen a holster before.

Isn't it illegal for a 17 year old to posses a firearm in Nevada?


He's from South Seattle.  In Washington, minors can posses fire arms but you have to jump through a bunch of hoops like hunter safety course.  I'd be surprised if this little POS even finished high school.
 
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