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(BBC-US)   There's only one man watching porn in Sudan today   (bbc.com) divider line
    More: Amusing, Sudan, United Nations, Omar al-Bashir, Human rights, UN Human Rights Council, Abdel-Adheem Hassan, Ethiopian Prime Minister Abiy Ahmed, Mr Hassan  
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dittybopper  
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2019-06-24 1:34:59 PM  
It's the same old thing as yesterday.....
 
guestguy  
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2019-06-24 2:01:09 PM  
Then he was struck with crippling carpal tunnel in both wrists...

"No...it's not fair....there was time now."

/lost Twilight Zone episode
 
cgraves67  
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2019-06-24 2:01:38 PM  
He's probably the happiest man in the whole country.
 
Salmon  
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2019-06-24 2:04:13 PM  
FTA: "without resorting to difficult hacks"
 
2019-06-24 2:05:20 PM  
and they said Comcast couldn't compete in Sudan.
 
2019-06-24 2:06:11 PM  
So what was the first thing you did when you got the internet back?

Ordered a 50gal drum of hand lotion
 
2019-06-24 2:06:38 PM  
I see that BBC is involved in this story.
 
Slypork  
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2019-06-24 2:06:44 PM  
FTA: However, he says his victory is only benefitting him so far as he filed the case in a personal capacity.

He's an upstanding citizen who fought a hard won case against stiff opposition, overcoming incredible odds until it was resolved and he found his happy ending.
 
Slypork  
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2019-06-24 2:07:26 PM  

Who Flipped The Crazy Switch On The Matrix: I see that BBC is involved in this story.


Hey, some women like BBC.
 
2019-06-24 2:07:35 PM  
Gotdamn Millennials.  There is such a thing as porn printed on physical media, which doesn't require internet access, any electronic devices, or electricity.  It's just static images, though.

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Trocadero  
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2019-06-24 2:08:52 PM  

guestguy: Then he was struck with crippling carpal tunnel in both wrists...

"No...it's not fair....there was time now."

/lost Twilight Zone episode


It's Not Fair | Robot Chicken | Adult Swim
Youtube 2aCk5BhO8-Q
 
2019-06-24 2:09:22 PM  

Slypork: Who Flipped The Crazy Switch On The Matrix: I see that BBC is involved in this story.

Hey, some women like BBC.


Some men, too.

Also, just because he's the only one with access doesn't mean he's watching it alone...
 
guestguy  
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2019-06-24 2:10:01 PM  

Trocadero: guestguy: Then he was struck with crippling carpal tunnel in both wrists...

"No...it's not fair....there was time now."

/lost Twilight Zone episode

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Ha!  Of course Robot Chicken beat me to it  :P
 
cgraves67  
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2019-06-24 2:11:14 PM  

Parthenogenetic: Gotdamn Millennials.  There is such a thing as porn printed on physical media, which doesn't require internet access, any electronic devices, or electricity.  It's just static images, though.

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Your going to give yourself a fetish for victorian costumes fapping to that stuff.
 
morg  
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2019-06-24 2:18:33 PM  
Huh, somehow I missed the whole coup in Sudan thing.
 
2019-06-24 2:18:50 PM  
Are there no bushes in Sudan?
 
Slypork  
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2019-06-24 2:24:12 PM  

Who Flipped The Crazy Switch On The Matrix: Are there no bushes in Sudan?


There are Sudanese bushes. It's Brazilian bushes that are sparse.
 
beezeltown [TotalFark]  
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2019-06-24 2:26:09 PM  

Who Flipped The Crazy Switch On The Matrix: Are there no bushes in Sudan?


I think Billy Bush landed a gig there after his pussy grabber interview went viral.
 
2019-06-24 2:36:54 PM  
I think this country may qualify as one of those "special" nations that POTUS spoke about.
 
2019-06-24 2:45:19 PM  
And on that day.....all the world's problems were solve.
 
2019-06-24 2:49:52 PM  

dittybopper: It's the same old thing as yesterday.....


There is only one man watching porn today
It's a big improvement over yesterday
There's a big breasted milf taking off her top
There's a cum rag he needs to use as a mop
There's a bunch of men about to run a trian
He's sees boobies so big that they need a crane
He will miss the curtains and hit the window frame
But it's his destiny to leave big cum stain
 
2019-06-24 3:03:39 PM  
Was this the one guy that got internet access?
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brantgoose [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2019-06-24 3:15:02 PM  
Jeez, you trust one citizen with the Internet and he betrays you.

Big Brother is learning though, so soon the Big Brother prole-feed reality show host will make the Internet a one-way bully pulpet and spying system, just like in that dystopian future novel, err, 2016. Or am I thinking of a Philip K. Dick or Kurt Vonnegut, Jr. novel? Never mind.
 
brantgoose [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2019-06-24 3:17:09 PM  
Read "pulpit". Or be a damned contrarian and read "puppet". I don't care.
 
brantgoose [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2019-06-24 3:18:35 PM  
USA has been governed by a media-focus grouped, phoney Hollywood style simulacrum since the days of Jack and Jackie. When you watch the screens, the screens watch you and swallow your souls if you have any.
 
2019-06-24 3:28:27 PM  

morg: Huh, somehow I missed the whole coup in Sudan thing.


It has received extremely minimal media coverage. They don't have oil, so nothing is going to be done no matter how many civilians die.
 
sirrerun [recently expired TotalFark]  
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2019-06-24 4:17:00 PM  
♫  Oh, what a lucky man...♫
 
MythDragon  
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2019-06-24 5:31:57 PM  

guestguy: Then he was struck with crippling carpal tunnel in both wrists...

"No...it's not fair....there was time now."

/lost Twilight Zone episode


It's Not Fair!
Youtube 2C6Nly9f-1s
 
Allegrita [OhFark]  
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2019-06-24 6:24:38 PM  
Amusing? what is amusing about this situation? the entire country has been cut off from the internet by the military "government" and civil war may be imminent... it's not amusing at all.
 
2019-06-24 7:09:07 PM  

cgraves67: He's probably the happiest man in the whole country.


Difficulty: Sudan
 
2019-06-24 7:33:50 PM  

cgraves67: He's probably the hfappiest man in the whole country.


FTFY
 
cgraves67  
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2019-06-24 7:44:02 PM  

Quemapueblo: cgraves67: He's probably the happiest man in the whole country.

Difficulty: Sudan


It's probably a pretty low threshold to clear.
 
Kevin72  
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2019-06-24 9:42:39 PM  
Well at least we freed Darfur from these awful North Sudanese.
 
2019-06-25 6:46:47 PM  

cgraves67: Parthenogenetic: Gotdamn Millennials.  There is such a thing as porn printed on physical media, which doesn't require internet access, any electronic devices, or electricity.  It's just static images, though.

[Fark user image image 850x637]

Your going to give yourself a fetish for victorian costumes fapping to that stuff.


Way ahead of you on that one.

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