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(Daily Mail)   Things I learned today: There is an annual Miss Hooters International contest. Also: This contestant is in the top right of the hot/crazy graph. (pictures may be NSFW)   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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dj_bigbird  
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2019-06-24 1:01:13 PM  
Kind of hot, too much work done on her already, definitely nuts.
 
somedude210 [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2019-06-24 1:10:30 PM  
aren't women who work at Hooters supposed to have something more than a B cup? I thought that was the whole draw?
 
The_Sponge [TotalFark]  
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2019-06-24 1:11:13 PM  
...and this is why I changed the lock to my front door when I broke up with my now ex.
 
vudukungfu [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2019-06-24 1:24:34 PM  

The_Sponge: ...and this is why I changed the lock to my front door when I broke up with my now ex.


I,moved to a diff state
 
gopher321 [OhFark]  
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2019-06-24 1:26:09 PM  
Is the grand prize a free Toyota?
 
The_Sponge [TotalFark]  
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2019-06-24 1:34:18 PM  

gopher321: Is the grand prize a free Toyota?



Classic.
 
cowgirl toffee  
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2019-06-24 1:35:35 PM  
I didn't think she was that hot.  :/
 
FrostedClamBake  
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2019-06-24 1:36:00 PM  
Those eyes are telling me that she would carve out my liver with a spork, while having a conversation with her mom on the phone about place settings for the upcoming gala.
 
Abe Vigoda's Ghost  
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2019-06-24 1:36:12 PM  
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Where's her hooters?
 
bearded clamorer [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2019-06-24 1:37:18 PM  
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Those are some small hooters
 
JEBariffic  
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2019-06-24 1:38:03 PM  
Theeeere she is...
Miss Hooo OH shiat LOOK OUT!!!
 
markie_farkie [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2019-06-24 1:38:54 PM  
scantily clad waitresses

NARRATOR: But they aren't.

Tilted Kilt and Bone Daddy's waitstaff wear much more revealing outfits than Hooters' does.
 
GrailOfThunder  
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2019-06-24 1:39:29 PM  
It's a beauty pageant for women who work AT Hooters.

Seriously.
 
The_Sponge [TotalFark]  
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2019-06-24 1:40:47 PM  

markie_farkie: scantily clad waitresses

NARRATOR: But they aren't.

Tilted Kilt and Bone Daddy's waitstaff wear much more revealing outfits than Hooters' does.


Bone Daddy's?   I had not heard about that one.

/IIRC, there is a Twin Peaks not too far from me.
 
ChipNASA  
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2019-06-24 1:40:51 PM  
I know its already been said....

Hooters....More like "hoot".

/put them together and make one good one.
 
Weidbrewer [OhFark]  
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2019-06-24 1:41:06 PM  
That was one of those articles that the farther I scrolled down the page, the more cringe-worthy the pics became.  It was almost like she was plasticizing and agining before my eyes.
 
SirEattonHogg  
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2019-06-24 1:41:07 PM  
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Liquid_Bacon  
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2019-06-24 1:41:50 PM  
Their wings suck. If I wanna see boobs Ill go to a strip club like god intended.
 
yanoosh  
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2019-06-24 1:42:14 PM  
No matter how hot she looks there is always some guy tired of putting up with her shiat. She needs to come with a warning label.
 
ifky  
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2019-06-24 1:42:36 PM  

bearded clamorer: [Fark user image image 550x417]

Those are some small hooters


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guestguy  
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2019-06-24 1:42:50 PM  
Her lack of curves makes me a sad guestguy...

( ._.)
 
little big man [TotalFark]  
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2019-06-24 1:43:20 PM  
Curtains != drapes
 
Mad_Radhu  
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2019-06-24 1:43:22 PM  

dj_bigbird: Kind of hot, too much work done on her already, definitely nuts.


What kind of work? Her face is a bit of a hard 21, but it doesn't really look like she'd need anything lifted at her age. And she definitely hasn't had any implants based off of the pictures.
 
ralphjr [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2019-06-24 1:43:31 PM  
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The_Sponge [TotalFark]  
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2019-06-24 1:45:03 PM  

Liquid_Bacon: Their wings suck. If I wanna see boobs Ill go to a strip club like god intended.



No joke...mentioned this on Fark before:

Some of the best wings I've ever had were at a Hooters.....granted, this was in Prague, Czech Republic, so they must have better techniques when it comes to raising chickens over there.

/Beautiful servers and a liter of Pilsner Urquel was $4.50.
//Good times.
 
Mega Steve  
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2019-06-24 1:45:17 PM  
Miss Hooters Tennessee finalist

*Looks at her pic*

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Who Flipped The Crazy Switch On The Matrix  
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2019-06-24 1:46:35 PM  
This thread might have some potential.
 
Abe Vigoda's Ghost  
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2019-06-24 1:46:59 PM  
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Maybe she was just looking for her make-up kit
 
Boudyro  
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2019-06-24 1:48:02 PM  
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Meh blonde bikini bimbo . . .

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Oh mama. Still blonde but goddamit I have a type. . . She can trash my stuff.
 
The_Sponge [TotalFark]  
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2019-06-24 1:48:05 PM  

Mega Steve: Miss Hooters Tennessee finalist

*Looks at her pic*

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You just reminded me of how many attractive bartenders I saw when I was in Nashville....wearing Daisy Dukes and calling me "sweetie".  Yeah, they call all guys that, but since that doesn't usually happen here on the West Coast, I appreciate it.
 
guestguy  
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2019-06-24 1:48:53 PM  
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stuffy  
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2019-06-24 1:49:03 PM  
Thats why I let them think, they are leaving me.
 
DarkVader  
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2019-06-24 1:52:25 PM  
She's really not very attractive, is she?

/The knees are fine.
//It's the face that bugs me.
 
AgentKGB [TotalFark]  
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2019-06-24 1:53:09 PM  
Her face is pretty but... I thought Hooters generally hired C and up. She looks like a high A/low B. *shrug*
 
ObscureNameHere  
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2019-06-24 1:53:32 PM  
Scrolling to the bottom of the thread immediately to avoid pics, but I do expect this thread will be educational and informative when I review it tonight as home.
 
Another Government Employee  
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2019-06-24 1:53:58 PM  

little big man: Curtains != drapes


Laminate
 
markie_farkie [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2019-06-24 1:54:03 PM  

The_Sponge: Bone Daddy's?


It's a smallish chain in the north Texas area.  The one in Plano closed last year, and I think that leaves 4 total.  The ribs are pretty decent but I suspect most people go there for the thighs and buns..
 
The_Sponge [TotalFark]  
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2019-06-24 1:54:48 PM  

Who Flipped The Crazy Switch On The Matrix: This thread might have some potential.


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The_Sponge [TotalFark]  
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2019-06-24 1:55:10 PM  

markie_farkie: The_Sponge: Bone Daddy's?

It's a smallish chain in the north Texas area.  The one in Plano closed last year, and I think that leaves 4 total.  The ribs are pretty decent but I suspect most people go there for the thighs and buns..


Lulz.
 
guestguy  
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2019-06-24 1:55:30 PM  

cowgirl toffee: I didn't think she was that hot.  :/


Hey, that's your neck of the woods, and you have much better "qualifications" than her-

I've lost my train of thought...
 
The_Sponge [TotalFark]  
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2019-06-24 1:56:23 PM  

AgentKGB: Her face is pretty but... I thought Hooters generally hired C and up. She looks like a high A/low B. *shrug*



If I dated someone who looked like that, my friends would say "good for you" and not "you could do better".
 
Another Government Employee  
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2019-06-24 1:57:24 PM  
Uhh...yeah.

One too many nights on Broadway.
 
GrailOfThunder  
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2019-06-24 2:00:02 PM  

AgentKGB: Her face is pretty but... I thought Hooters generally hired C and up. She looks like a high A/low B. *shrug*


Or in other words, perfect.
 
The_Sponge [TotalFark]  
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2019-06-24 2:03:26 PM  

GrailOfThunder: AgentKGB: Her face is pretty but... I thought Hooters generally hired C and up. She looks like a high A/low B. *shrug*

Or in other words, perfect.



Natural 36Ds are perfect.
 
Swampmaster  
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2019-06-24 2:03:36 PM  
Needs more pictures of the winning contestant and court of lovelies!

Hooters in Germany ( down the road from Landstuhl/ Ramstein) was pretty fun back in the day!

Hooters in Honolulu is misplaced by 3-4 mi. It Is Not by Waikiki!  Why even have it over by the regular port, when most tourists don't have a rental car?
 
The_Sponge [TotalFark]  
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2019-06-24 2:08:08 PM  

Swampmaster: Needs more pictures of the winning contestant and court of lovelies!

Hooters in Germany ( down the road from Landstuhl/ Ramstein) was pretty fun back in the day!

Hooters in Honolulu is misplaced by 3-4 mi. It Is Not by Waikiki! Why even have it over by the regular port, when most tourists don't have a rental car?



1) It's amusing going to one overseas and the place tries to act American as f*ck.  I try to avoid American chains when I'm overseas (unless it's late, I'm drunk, and it's the only option for food)......but Hooters in Prague is great...plus, they show NFL games during the season.

2) By the clock tower, right?  I remember going there with my Dad when I was in college....got a little tipsy while watching Monday Night Football, and we ended up on the wrong bus trying to go back to our hotel in Waikiki.  (My fault.)
 
NotThatGuyAgain  
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2019-06-24 2:10:13 PM  

The_Sponge: ...and this is why I changed the lock to my front door when I broke up with my now ex.


When I bought my house I replaced all of the locks with KwikSet SmartKey locks mainly because I had a flight out a couple hours after signing for the house and I just couldn't afford waiting for a locksmith to show up.    I bought the SmartKey brand because I figured being able to easily re-key them all might come in handy some day.

It did, but due to an insane husband of a coworker and not an ex.

Since they lived close I figured they'd hang on to a spare key for me.  The hubby did...and put it right on his key chain.  I was all WTF happens if I need it?  "It'll be right here on Steve's key chain."  What if he's out of town?  "He has his keys with him all the time."  Um.

I let it go and gave another friend a spare and she promptly tossed it in the back of a kitchen drawer.  Perfect.

I found out batshiat crazy hubs would come into my house when I wasn't home, without reason, without calling, and NO I don't want to know WTF he did when he was there.  He was literally OCD so god only knows - it wouldn't surprise me if he entered my house because he was in the area and wanted to make sure my cats had water while I was in the office.  The dude was nuts.
 
Trocadero  
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2019-06-24 2:10:20 PM  

The_Sponge: GrailOfThunder: AgentKGB: Her face is pretty but... I thought Hooters generally hired C and up. She looks like a high A/low B. *shrug*

Or in other words, perfect.


Natural 36Ds are perfect.


Tear drop, water balloon, or half sphere?
 
AgentKGB [TotalFark]  
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2019-06-24 2:10:22 PM  

The_Sponge: If I dated someone who looked like that, my friends would say "good for you" and not "you could do better".


I'm a boob guy. If I dated her my brother would pull me aside and ask if I was okay LOL.

I'm not saying she's not attractive. Please understand I'm not.

GrailOfThunder: Or in other words, perfect.


To each their own.

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2019-06-24 2:11:48 PM  
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