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(KPTV Portland)   One of the added benefits of a doggy cam is you get to see the strange man showering in your apartment before trying on your underwear and high heels   (kptv.com) divider line
    More: Creepy, Bathing, Gender, Shower, There was an Old Woman Who Lived in a Shoe, Uninvited Guests, Police, old Kye Phillips, black bra  
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2019-04-20 12:58:12 AM  
FTA :

The woman who lives there, Shauna, says her dog is the only reason the man is now behind bars.

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Behold the written word.
 
2019-04-20 12:59:26 AM  
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2019-04-20 1:03:07 AM  
Welp, he is nicely coiffed.
 
2019-04-20 1:06:18 AM  
Who are we to judge what sort of man the dog wants to hump the leg of?
 
2019-04-20 1:06:28 AM  
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SwiftFox  
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2019-04-20 1:07:08 AM  

Moosedick Gladys Greengroin: Welp, he is nicely coiffed.


How can you tell? Can't see his wrists
 
Wendigogo [TotalFark]  
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2019-04-20 1:09:55 AM  
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johnny_vegas [TotalFark]  
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2019-04-20 1:12:33 AM  
Wait, a neighbor broke the glass on the door which allowed the perv to get into the house???
 
2019-04-20 1:13:58 AM  

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"Was she a great big fat girl?"
 
Toxophil  
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2019-04-20 1:20:40 AM  
I've read a lot of messed up stories here on fark, and it's lowered my estimations of the human race. Maybe that's why I find this story kind of uplifting. My first thought was "wow, it was really conciderate of him to take a shower first."

/And he didn't even rape and or kill the dog!
 
2019-04-20 1:20:52 AM  

SwiftFox: Moosedick Gladys Greengroin: Welp, he is nicely coiffed.

How can you tell? Can't see his wrists


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RottenEggs [BareFark]  
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2019-04-20 1:25:46 AM  
Disgusting ! In Europe  he would have been given tea and biscuits as I have been told on Fark .
 
2019-04-20 1:28:46 AM  
To be fair, he actually fit in them.
The funny thing would be if the woman can't fit into that dress anymore.

/but, yeah, creepy as heck and can turn into its own version of SWF
 
2019-04-20 1:34:25 AM  
Meanwhile, the Go Pros I attached to my cat just managed to catch 18 hours of staring at pillows and 2 hours of them licking their assholes.
 
Katerchen  
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2019-04-20 1:46:05 AM  
Doggy _cam_

CAM.

Note to self : read every letter, don't just skim through the headline.
 
whitefangz64  
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2019-04-20 1:55:32 AM  
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2019-04-20 1:56:26 AM  

Katerchen: Doggy _cam_

CAM.

Note to self : read every letter, don't just skim through the headline.


I think I would not recommend searching for "CAM biatches".  Just a word of advice.
 
yms  
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2019-04-20 2:17:35 AM  

Mister Buttons: Meanwhile, the Go Pros I attached to my cat just managed to catch 18 hours of staring at pillows and 2 hours of them licking their assholes.


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Russ1642  
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2019-04-20 2:28:24 AM  
Shauna says her doorbell camera shows Phillips standing outside her apartment for two hours before he went inside. This whole time, she says her dog was barking. A neighbor we spoke with says she was frustrated by all the commotion and knocked on Shauna's door, hard enough to break a small glass window, allowing Phillips to make himself at home.

WTF does this mean?
 
Vern  
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2019-04-20 3:53:00 AM  

Russ1642: Shauna says her doorbell camera shows Phillips standing outside her apartment for two hours before he went inside. This whole time, she says her dog was barking. A neighbor we spoke with says she was frustrated by all the commotion and knocked on Shauna's door, hard enough to break a small glass window, allowing Phillips to make himself at home.

WTF does this mean?


It means don't have glass windows on your front door. Because if your dog starts barking, a biatchy neighbor will come over and pound on the door hard enough to break the glass, allowing a pervert to reach through the broken window and unlock the door. The pervert must have walked away when the neighbor came out, and returned once she retreated back into her apartment after breaking the window. I'm sure she never would've fessed up to breaking it if this situation hadn't happened.

Seemed pretty straightforward to me.
 
Mr_Vimes  
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2019-04-20 4:17:05 AM  
She's just pissed off that the knickers and heels fit him better.
 
Nidiot  
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2019-04-20 4:39:16 AM  

Vern: Russ1642: Shauna says her doorbell camera shows Phillips standing outside her apartment for two hours before he went inside. This whole time, she says her dog was barking. A neighbor we spoke with says she was frustrated by all the commotion and knocked on Shauna's door, hard enough to break a small glass window, allowing Phillips to make himself at home.

WTF does this mean?

It means don't have glass windows on your front door. Because if your dog starts barking, a biatchy neighbor will come over and pound on the door hard enough to break the glass, allowing a pervert to reach through the broken window and unlock the door. The pervert must have walked away when the neighbor came out, and returned once she retreated back into her apartment after breaking the window. I'm sure she never would've fessed up to breaking it if this situation hadn't happened.

Seemed pretty straightforward to me.


Also, she is pretty much the worst neighbour ever.

Breaking someone's stuff is one thing, but the breakage meant the property was now unsecured, she might as well have smashed the whole door down and walked away. (Although having deadlocks would avoid this.)
 
jmr61  
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2019-04-20 5:46:50 AM  
WTF is wrong with people?
 
insain1  
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2019-04-20 7:02:25 AM  

jmr61: WTF is wrong with people?


They are like the "Peep" candy (if you can call it that) DISCUSSING all day/afternoon & evening long!!!!!
 
insain1  
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2019-04-20 7:03:56 AM  

insain1: jmr61: WTF is wrong with people?

They are like the "Peep" candy (if you can call it that) DISCUSSING all day/afternoon & evening long!!!!!


And some happen to like it that way.....then keep it I want no parts of it thank you very much
 
2019-04-20 7:41:53 AM  
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johnnygew  
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2019-04-20 8:00:55 AM  
I once caught a burglar in my underwear...
 
zez  
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2019-04-20 9:06:46 AM  
That dog sits more still than any dog I've ever seen.
 
Begoggle  
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2019-04-20 9:27:05 AM  
Shauna said she then called police, left work and rushed home. She says a police officer was waiting at her apartment and together they caught the man red-handed.

A cop beat her to the location?
Does she work an hour or two away?
 
Russ1642  
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2019-04-20 9:37:23 AM  

Vern: Russ1642: Shauna says her doorbell camera shows Phillips standing outside her apartment for two hours before he went inside. This whole time, she says her dog was barking. A neighbor we spoke with says she was frustrated by all the commotion and knocked on Shauna's door, hard enough to break a small glass window, allowing Phillips to make himself at home.

WTF does this mean?

It means don't have glass windows on your front door. Because if your dog starts barking, a biatchy neighbor will come over and pound on the door hard enough to break the glass, allowing a pervert to reach through the broken window and unlock the door. The pervert must have walked away when the neighbor came out, and returned once she retreated back into her apartment after breaking the window. I'm sure she never would've fessed up to breaking it if this situation hadn't happened.

Seemed pretty straightforward to me.


She broke the window with the guy standing right there? Also, it sounds like this lady's dog is a big problem.
 
2019-04-20 9:37:48 AM  
He wore it better.
 
2019-04-20 11:39:21 AM  

Begoggle: Shauna said she then called police, left work and rushed home. She says a police officer was waiting at her apartment and together they caught the man red-handed.

A cop beat her to the location?
Does she work an hour or two away?


It being Portland I'm legitimately surprised the cops showed up at all.  I'm guessing this guy is homeless and the Portland cops have long since taken a hands-off approach to them.
 
LewDux [OhFark]  
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2019-04-20 12:15:25 PM  

johnnygew: I once caught a burglar in my underwear...


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2019-04-20 1:39:01 PM  
trans are pissed, man.  they've been told all their lives that what is natural for them is sick and gross.  yeah, sometimes they snap.  which of us wouldn't?
not to excuse b&e, i'm just saying the kid's probably got mental issues.
 
2019-04-20 2:54:46 PM  

jmr61: WTF is wrong with people?


So, so many things.....
 
2019-04-20 4:34:18 PM  
He just wanted to feel pretty....look at the booking photo lol
 
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