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Walker [TotalFark]  
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2019-04-19 5:53:40 PM  
Nanny state.
 
2019-04-19 6:02:00 PM  

Walker: Nanny state.


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2019-04-19 7:24:11 PM  
 
2019-04-19 7:27:14 PM  
"Determined teenagers will find ways to access pornography,"

this is perpetual motion. unlimited energy.
we must find a way to harness this gift if we are to survive.
 
2019-04-19 7:47:14 PM  
With solutions like that, I am frankly shocked they haven't been able to wrap up that whole Brexit thing.
 
EvilEgg [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2019-04-19 8:15:27 PM  
Hell, I got it when you had just magazines. They tried to control them and failed completely.
 
2019-04-19 9:21:42 PM  
I thought we weren't supposed to call out trolls
 
IAmRight  
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2019-04-19 9:53:45 PM  
In fairness, it SHOULD be a little difficult and a little risky to get your porn. That's half the fun.
 
Catlenfell  
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2019-04-19 9:55:59 PM  
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neapoi [TotalFark]  
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2019-04-19 9:57:55 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: Walker: Nanny state.

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That one on the right is absolutely currently making a turd.
 
2019-04-19 9:58:54 PM  

IAmRight: In fairness, it SHOULD be a little difficult and a little risky to get your porn. That's half the fun.


Sure, but my Google searches for "Naked Don Knotts chainsaw clown otters" pretty much brings up zilch.
 
2019-04-19 10:03:15 PM  

Wadded Beef: IAmRight: In fairness, it SHOULD be a little difficult and a little risky to get your porn. That's half the fun.

Sure, but my Google searches for "Naked Don Knotts chainsaw clown otters" pretty much brings up zilch.


Have you tried Bing?
 
2019-04-19 10:05:15 PM  
What, do you just have to click something that says "I'm 18 or older"? I've been seeing hearing about that for years.
 
2019-04-19 10:10:20 PM  
How much you got, subs...
Err, I mean
 
thorpe [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2019-04-19 10:32:19 PM  
The 227,948th time adults have tried to stop teenagers from accessing sex. Surely this time will work.
 
Mock26  
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2019-04-19 11:21:12 PM  
There is only one way to stop people of any age from looking at porn on the internet: Get rid of the internet.
 
2019-04-19 11:26:22 PM  

Wadded Beef: IAmRight: In fairness, it SHOULD be a little difficult and a little risky to get your porn. That's half the fun.

Sure, but my Google searches for "Naked Don Knotts chainsaw clown otters" pretty much brings up zilch.


I did a search.
It's amazing what turns up.
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2019-04-19 11:40:10 PM  
You have to go somewhere, show ID, pay some money and you get a code to type in.

It's a waste of time and purely there to satisfy the "think of the children" crowd.
 
2019-04-19 11:46:45 PM  
"Determined teenagers will find ways to access pornography," a BBFC spokesman told the Telegraph. "However, it will mean young children can no longer stumble across porn on commercial pornographic websites."

Who accidentally stumbles across porn on commercial pornographic websites? Are they going there looking for something else? That doesn't happen. It's just one of the excuses people come up with when they're caught with porn that the rest of us pretend to believe in order for them to save face. Yes, of course your computer was hacked by some nefarious people who planted porn in your browser history. I do believe you that some other person must have used your computer to look at porn without asking first. You did pick up a virus somewhere that downloaded several gigs of neatly organised porn to your hard drive. Happens all the time.
 
thorpe [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2019-04-20 12:16:37 AM  

Langdon_777: You have to go somewhere, show ID, pay some money and you get a code to type in.

It's a waste of time and purely there to satisfy the "think of the children" crowd.


Perfect scheme.
 
2019-04-20 12:43:49 AM  

thorpe: Langdon_777: You have to go somewhere, show ID, pay some money and you get a code to type in.

It's a waste of time and purely there to satisfy the "think of the children" crowd.

Perfect scheme.

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Or just a few REALLY LOUD people...
 
2019-04-20 1:27:10 AM  

Mock26: There is only one way to stop people of any age from looking at porn on the internet: Get rid of the internet.


If they took all the porn off the internet, there would be one website remaining... "www.wewantourpornback.com"
 
stuffy  
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2019-04-20 2:01:43 PM  
The Internet is for Porn - Sesame Street Style!
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