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(AP News)   Despite what you see in the movies, it is not advisable to commandeer a commercial vehicle, spill its contents in the road, and strike a school bus in order to catch up with your recently estranged girlfriend as she is trying to leave town   (apnews.com) divider line
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hubiestubert [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2019-02-20 2:26:46 PM  
Screw you, Smitty, you're not the boss of me!
 
cgraves67  
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2019-02-20 3:19:39 PM  
Weird, I didn't get a greenlight notification for this one.

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Dangerous_sociopath  
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2019-02-20 3:19:48 PM  
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flucto [TotalFark]  
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2019-02-20 3:23:24 PM  
Some days it becomes clear you're no longer living in America.
 
Random Anonymous Blackmail  
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2019-02-20 3:23:28 PM  
But it is still ok if you are trying to catch a Taco Truck?
 
sirrerun  
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2019-02-20 3:23:43 PM  
But it sure is fun.
 
omg bbq [OhFark]  
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2019-02-20 3:23:47 PM  
Just let it go man.
 
Richard Saunders  
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2019-02-20 3:24:15 PM  

cgraves67: Weird, I didn't get a greenlight notification for this one.

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Better now?
 
baorao  
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2019-02-20 3:25:18 PM  
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Come back, I love you!
 
Turnip_the_radio  
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2019-02-20 3:35:44 PM  
Naw, that ain't me man; I'm from Buffalo.
 
steklo [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2019-02-20 3:37:54 PM  
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HawgWild [recently expired TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2019-02-20 3:49:14 PM  
Why you leaving town on a school bus?
 
2chris2  
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2019-02-20 3:53:02 PM  
If this were a romantic comedy, it would have ended with the guy catching up to the girl at the last minute, professing his love to her, and the two of them flying off together to Hawaii to get married.
 
PoweredByIrony  
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2019-02-20 3:58:53 PM  
But what if I'm a ruggedly handsome hot air balloon tour operator and my ex left me because of an easily explainable misunderstanding?

Also, her best friend operates the drawbridge that leads out of town, so she might have to save the day (against her better judgement, she's not sure I'm the one) if I get too far behind.
 
bighairyguy [TotalFark]  
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2019-02-20 3:58:57 PM  
This has Adam Sandler and Drew Barrymore written all over it.
 
houstondragon  
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2019-02-20 4:00:07 PM  
Not with THAT attitude it's not!
 
Mega Steve  
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2019-02-20 4:08:13 PM  
FTA: Hart is being held on pending charges that include larceny and attempted escape from the county jail as he was being booked into custody.

Somehow, I get the feeling that this the culmination of a lifetime of dumb decisions
 
NotARocketScientist  
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2019-02-20 4:09:30 PM  
Sounds like she's right to dump him.
 
guestguy  
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2019-02-20 4:10:07 PM  

Mega Steve: FTA: Hart is being held on pending charges that include larceny and attempted escape from the county jail as he was being booked into custody.

Somehow, I get the feeling that this the culmination of a lifetime of dumb decisions


Nah, he hasn't even begun to culminate...
 
griz13  
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2019-02-20 4:50:23 PM  
What movie was that?
 
griz13  
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2019-02-20 4:51:33 PM  

PoweredByIrony: But what if I'm a ruggedly handsome hot air balloon tour operator and my ex left me because of an easily explainable misunderstanding?

Also, her best friend operates the drawbridge that leads out of town, so she might have to save the day (against her better judgement, she's not sure I'm the one) if I get too far behind.


Yeah, well, you're not.
 
Ker_Thwap [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2019-02-20 5:20:41 PM  
Should have gone with the standard "John Cusak with a boombox playing "In Your Eyes" by Peter Gabriel" routine instead.  That always works.
 
Frantic Freddie  
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2019-02-20 6:11:27 PM  
I always wonder what's going through their head when people pull shiat like this. Do they think nothing's going to happen to them? Do they not think the cops are going to chase them down, catch them & throw them in jail? Are they really that farking stupid?
 
PoweredByIrony  
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2019-02-20 6:23:15 PM  

griz13: PoweredByIrony: But what if I'm a ruggedly handsome hot air balloon tour operator and my ex left me because of an easily explainable misunderstanding?

Also, her best friend operates the drawbridge that leads out of town, so she might have to save the day (against her better judgement, she's not sure I'm the one) if I get too far behind.

Yeah, well, you're not.


How do you know?

Other than the fact that I'm on Fark.
 
omg bbq [OhFark]  
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2019-02-20 6:43:04 PM  

Frantic Freddie: I always wonder what's going through their head when people pull shiat like this. Do they think nothing's going to happen to them? Do they not think the cops are going to chase them down, catch them & throw them in jail? Are they really that farking stupid?


They don't.
Probably not.
Yes.
 
cgraves67  
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2019-02-20 8:56:16 PM  

Frantic Freddie: I always wonder what's going through their head when people pull shiat like this. Do they think nothing's going to happen to them? Do they not think the cops are going to chase them down, catch them & throw them in jail? Are they really that farking stupid?


Maybe they think their ex will take them back and the law enforcement will be overwhelmed with emotion at the display of true love and have a change of heart.

Happily ever after

/not
 
cryinoutloud  
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2019-02-20 11:51:33 PM  
Says you. We're going to be married in July. I've never seen anything so romantic, and I was almost killed.
He already says that for our first anniversary, he's going to hijack an Amtrak.
 
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