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(Guardian)   And the big boobie award goes to (opens envelope) a high school cheerleader, as determined by her coach   (theguardian.com) divider line
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SpaceyCat [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2019-02-20 1:12:11 PM  
Way to reinforce the idea that for women, it's how you look, and not who you are/what you think/what you do.
 
Prank Call of Cthulhu  
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2019-02-20 2:35:22 PM  
Sounds like her coach is the biggest boob.
 
cowgirl toffee  
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2019-02-20 2:35:54 PM  
*reads article*

Pffft.... the voting was rigged.
 
stevenboof [OhFark]  
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2019-02-20 2:36:01 PM  
Pics or GTFO.
 
fireclown  
Smartest (2)   Funniest (0)  
2019-02-20 2:36:31 PM  

cowgirl toffee: *reads article*

Pffft.... the voting was rigged.


It's all political.  You have to take out ads in trade publications, know the right people ......
 
HighZoolander  
Smartest (2)   Funniest (28)  
2019-02-20 2:36:45 PM  

SpaceyCat: Way to reinforce the idea that for women, it's how you look, and not who you are/what you think/what you do.


I think knocking yourself unconscious with your boobs while running is less about how you look, and more about how you doin'?

/self-reported
 
The_Sponge [TotalFark]  
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2019-02-20 2:37:15 PM  
It's Wisconsin....they all have large busts and butts.

Also:

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Non Sequitur Man [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2019-02-20 2:38:35 PM  
I love Boobies.

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Private_Citizen [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2019-02-20 2:38:55 PM  
Soon to be FORMER Coach.
 
The_Sponge [TotalFark]  
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2019-02-20 2:39:06 PM  
When the Big Boobie award was handed out, the coach giving the prize said the girl in question risked concussion when she ran due to her "enormous boobs".


It happens all the time when woman runs down the aisle on "The Price is Right".
 
The_Sponge [TotalFark]  
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2019-02-20 2:39:29 PM  
*a woman
 
ObscureNameHere  
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2019-02-20 2:39:54 PM  
At one time, this thread would have been educational and informative.
 
God-is-a-Taco  
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2019-02-20 2:41:26 PM  
TTIWWP
 
cowgirl toffee  
Smartest (7)   Funniest (51)  
2019-02-20 2:41:29 PM  

fireclown: cowgirl toffee: *reads article*

Pffft.... the voting was rigged.

It's all political.  You have to take out ads in trade publications, know the right people ......


I'm so upset I didn't even get a honorable mention.  I need a drink...

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Abe Vigoda's Ghost  
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2019-02-20 2:42:40 PM  
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You should see their fundraising car washes.
 
Private_Citizen [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2019-02-20 2:42:51 PM  

cowgirl toffee: fireclown: cowgirl toffee: *reads article*

Pffft.... the voting was rigged.

It's all political.  You have to take out ads in trade publications, know the right people ......

I'm so upset I didn't even get a honorable mention.  I need a drink...

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Dayummm!!

She's ready to Party!
 
Prank Call of Cthulhu  
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2019-02-20 2:43:10 PM  
I was doing a search for funny motorboating gifs, then got distracted by some...uh, actual motorboating videos, and then I found this. Note video description at the bottom, and yes, it's just a clip from The Incredibles.And then I had to explain to Mrs. PCoC why I was laughing so hard.

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The_Primal_Janitor  
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2019-02-20 2:43:54 PM  

cowgirl toffee: fireclown: cowgirl toffee: *reads article*

Pffft.... the voting was rigged.

It's all political.  You have to take out ads in trade publications, know the right people ......

I'm so upset I didn't even get a honorable mention.  I need a drink...

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Love how she has to "look around" for the bottle!
 
Glockenspiel Hero [OhFark]  
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2019-02-20 2:45:33 PM  
I honestly wonder what the thought process for people like this must look like.  I understand occasionally making a dumbass sexist comment, but this took planning and thought.

"Let me make a joke award about an underaged cheerleader's boobs.  Yeah, that's going to be great...."
 
gbv23  
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2019-02-20 2:47:03 PM  
Female Coach = Big ol' Lesbo
 
danceswithcrows [TotalFark]  
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2019-02-20 2:47:04 PM  

Private_Citizen: Soon to be FORMER Coach.


I know it's against the Fark Code to RTFA, but the school asked her to resign. Regardless, WTF was she thinking?

ObscureNameHere: At one time, this thread would have been educational and informative.


We can still make it that way!
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(...pretty sure they're in college, not high school.)
 
drayno76  
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2019-02-20 2:47:07 PM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: I was doing a search for funny motorboating gifs, then got distracted by some...uh, actual motorboating videos, and then I found this. Note video description at the bottom, and yes, it's just a clip from The Incredibles.And then I had to explain to Mrs. PCoC why I was laughing so hard.

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Man, pornhub looks weird with ads.
 
Myk Ox  
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2019-02-20 2:47:28 PM  
FTFA: "we do like to have fun and keep thing on the lighter side."
If this were true there would be no "big" awards
 
Non Sequitur Man [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2019-02-20 2:48:44 PM  

cowgirl toffee: fireclown: cowgirl toffee: *reads article*

Pffft.... the voting was rigged.

It's all political.  You have to take out ads in trade publications, know the right people ......

I'm so upset I didn't even get a honorable mention.  I need a drink...

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Vodak goes where?
 
drayno76  
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2019-02-20 2:50:27 PM  

danceswithcrows: ObscureNameHere: At one time, this thread would have been educational and informative.

We can still make it that way!


You're not going to at FSU.
 
cowgirl toffee  
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2019-02-20 2:50:30 PM  

The_Primal_Janitor: cowgirl toffee: fireclown: cowgirl toffee: *reads article*

Pffft.... the voting was rigged.

It's all political.  You have to take out ads in trade publications, know the right people ......

I'm so upset I didn't even get a honorable mention.  I need a drink...

[media.giphy.com image 383x300]

Love how she has to "look around" for the bottle!


She had to find the right liquor.  :P
 
LindenFark  
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2019-02-20 2:51:06 PM  
This is a good example of someone claiming to be politically incorrect when they are, in fact, just incorrect.
 
ace in your face [TotalFark]  
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2019-02-20 2:51:09 PM  
I was the girl in high school this would have happened to. It was overwhelming and scary and I felt constantly like I was harassed and preyed upon because of my chest. It's not about  "politically correct" , it's about not SEXUALLY HARASSING CHILDREN .
 
almejita  
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2019-02-20 2:51:20 PM  

The_Sponge: When the Big Boobie award was handed out, the coach giving the prize said the girl in question risked concussion when she ran due to her "enormous boobs".


It happens all the time when woman runs down the aisle on "The Price is Right".


Why do you think Drew took the job?
 
kindms  
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2019-02-20 2:51:28 PM  

SpaceyCat: Way to reinforce the idea that for women, it's how you look, and not who you are/what you think/what you do.


They are cheerleaders, you know girls who wear skimpy outfits and dance for the entertainment of people watching men / boys sports

What exactly do you think that activity conveys ?
 
IHadMeAVision  
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2019-02-20 2:52:13 PM  

Glockenspiel Hero: I honestly wonder what the thought process for people like this must look like.  I understand occasionally making a dumbass sexist comment, but this took planning and thought.

"Let me make a joke award about an underaged cheerleader's boobs.  Yeah, that's going to be great...."


"I have boobs too and I'm comfortable joking about them?"
 
Non Sequitur Man [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2019-02-20 2:53:11 PM  

cowgirl toffee: The_Primal_Janitor: cowgirl toffee: fireclown: cowgirl toffee: *reads article*

Pffft.... the voting was rigged.

It's all political.  You have to take out ads in trade publications, know the right people ......

I'm so upset I didn't even get a honorable mention.  I need a drink...

[media.giphy.com image 383x300]

Love how she has to "look around" for the bottle!

She had to find the right liquor.  :P


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vudukungfu [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2019-02-20 2:54:47 PM  

SpaceyCat: Way to reinforce the idea that for women, it's how you look, and not who you are/what you think/what you do.


They are cheerleaders.
Usually those are attending to a certain profile.

Well, maybe not Penn State.
 
Miss5280 [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2019-02-20 2:55:12 PM  

ObscureNameHere: At one time, this thread would have been educational and informative.


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OldJames  
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2019-02-20 2:55:36 PM  
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zez  
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2019-02-20 2:55:47 PM  
That's John Bigboote!

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steklo [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2019-02-20 2:55:47 PM  

kindms: They are cheerleaders, you know girls who wear skimpy outfits and dance for the entertainment of people watching men / boys sports

What exactly do you think that activity conveys ?


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Billy Bathsalt [TotalFark]  
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2019-02-20 2:56:33 PM  

The_Sponge: It's Wisconsin....they all have large busts and butts.

Also:

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Any particular region of Wisconsin?

asking for friend
 
cowgirl toffee  
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2019-02-20 2:58:18 PM  

Non Sequitur Man: cowgirl toffee: The_Primal_Janitor: cowgirl toffee: fireclown: cowgirl toffee: *reads article*

Pffft.... the voting was rigged.

It's all political.  You have to take out ads in trade publications, know the right people ......

I'm so upset I didn't even get a honorable mention.  I need a drink...

[media.giphy.com image 383x300]

Love how she has to "look around" for the bottle!

She had to find the right liquor.  :P

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Stratohead  
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2019-02-20 2:59:15 PM  
and yet no one wants to talk about Toxic Femininity.
 
steklo [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2019-02-20 2:59:16 PM  
Ah yearbooks...

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Eli WhiskeyDik [TotalFark]  
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2019-02-20 2:59:18 PM  
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steklo [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2019-02-20 3:00:22 PM  
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SirEattonHogg  
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2019-02-20 3:00:29 PM  

The_Sponge: It's Wisconsin....they all have large busts and butts.

Also:

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It's Wisconsin, skip busts and butts, you can leave it at "large".
 
fireclown  
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2019-02-20 3:01:13 PM  

IHadMeAVision: Glockenspiel Hero: I honestly wonder what the thought process for people like this must look like.  I understand occasionally making a dumbass sexist comment, but this took planning and thought.

"Let me make a joke award about an underaged cheerleader's boobs.  Yeah, that's going to be great...."

"I have boobs too and I'm comfortable joking about them?"


or "this entire endevor is about sex appeal"
 
steklo [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2019-02-20 3:01:31 PM  
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SirEattonHogg  
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2019-02-20 3:02:24 PM  

ObscureNameHere: At one time, this thread would have been educational and informative.


A thread about teenage cheerleaders?
 
sunderland56  
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2019-02-20 3:03:57 PM  
I'm really enjoying how, to distract people from the doom and gloom of Brexit, the Guardian keeps running articles about stupid-American-of-the-day.
 
danceswithcrows [TotalFark]  
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2019-02-20 3:04:11 PM  

drayno76: You're not going to [make things educational] at FSU.


You could get educated about football, or avoiding alligators while drunk, if you're at FSU. Right? That's sort of an education?

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(not in contention for the award in the article, but still cute)
 
AmbassadorBooze  
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2019-02-20 3:04:57 PM  

SpaceyCat: Way to reinforce the idea that for women, it's how you look, and not who you are/what you think/what you do.


1.  We need to exile people like in TFA.
2.  We need to brred the genes and culture of that out of the population.

Thusly, I emplore you all to not procreate with people who wrong think.  It does not matter if they make your genitals feel good.  ONLY reproduce and raise children with people who think the right way.

If we genetically isolate the wrong thinkers, they (and us) will evolve into separate species.  Us, the prime homo dapians population, in enough deep time, will then be free to exterminat the other beings and eat them, when they are no longer of the same species or genus.  That is if they even survive long enough to evolve unto some species of grotesque inbred ogres that survive by eating the sewage produced by homo sapians prime population.
 
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