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Pocket Ninja [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2019-02-20 10:02:45 AM  
Yeah but the Stormtrooper is wearing body armor, which as far as we know is only vulnerable to lasers, lightsabers, wooden Ewok spears, small rocks, and fists. It's most likely completely impervious to regular bullets.
 
fuzzybacchus  
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2019-02-20 10:35:03 AM  
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Gleeman  
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2019-02-20 10:38:25 AM  
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mrsleep  
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2019-02-20 10:38:27 AM  
Do they know what a stand-off is?

Cause this wasn't one.
 
Mithiwithi [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2019-02-20 10:38:47 AM  

Pocket Ninja: Yeah but the Stormtrooper is wearing body armor, which as far as we know is only vulnerable to lasers, lightsabers, wooden Ewok spears, small rocks, and fists. It's most likely completely impervious to regular bullets.


Just once, I'd like to meet an alien menace that wasn't immune to bullets.
 
Shadow Blasko [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2019-02-20 10:42:53 AM  

Mithiwithi: Pocket Ninja: Yeah but the Stormtrooper is wearing body armor, which as far as we know is only vulnerable to lasers, lightsabers, wooden Ewok spears, small rocks, and fists. It's most likely completely impervious to regular bullets.

Just once, I'd like to meet an alien menace that wasn't immune to bullets.


Watch/Read better Science Fiction
 
oopsboom  
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2019-02-20 10:44:43 AM  

Mithiwithi: Pocket Ninja: Yeah but the Stormtrooper is wearing body armor, which as far as we know is only vulnerable to lasers, lightsabers, wooden Ewok spears, small rocks, and fists. It's most likely completely impervious to regular bullets.

Just once, I'd like to meet an alien menace that wasn't immune to bullets.


but if you have ones that can be shot then you need like hundreds of them, and special effects of them being shot.  and they didn't have time for that heh.
 
ArcadianRefugee  
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2019-02-20 10:49:42 AM  
If it'd been one of these

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they'd have emptied their clips into it.
 
cowgirl toffee  
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2019-02-20 10:49:55 AM  
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2019-02-20 10:59:53 AM  

Mithiwithi: Pocket Ninja: Yeah but the Stormtrooper is wearing body armor, which as far as we know is only vulnerable to lasers, lightsabers, wooden Ewok spears, small rocks, and fists. It's most likely completely impervious to regular bullets.

Just once, I'd like to meet an alien menace that wasn't immune to bullets.


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vudukungfu [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2019-02-20 11:01:49 AM  
And that is why Sheldon never loans his car out anymore.
 
vudukungfu [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2019-02-20 11:03:24 AM  
I'm just glad to hear there weren't a couple of Mexican American cleaning ladies in the vehicle because someone could have been hurt.
Obscure?
 
grokca [TotalFark]  
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2019-02-20 11:04:13 AM  
Cops vs Stormtroopers
1000 shots fired, nobody hit.
 
Khellendros  
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2019-02-20 11:07:32 AM  

grokca: Cops vs Stormtroopers
1000 shots fired, nobody hit.


And the guy in the red shirt dies anyway.
 
ThatGuyFromTheInternet  
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2019-02-20 11:10:53 AM  
They didn't want to hurt a peer?
 
Sneelock  
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2019-02-20 11:17:23 AM  
It's a wonder no cop feared for his life and fired.
 
Kyotay2001  
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2019-02-20 11:20:03 AM  

Pocket Ninja: Yeah but the Stormtrooper is wearing body armor, which as far as we know is only vulnerable to lasers, lightsabers, wooden Ewok spears, small rocks, and fists. It's most likely completely impervious to regular bullets.

My most flabbergasted moment of storm trooper vulnerability was when the blind man kicked SAND INTO THE FACE OF A HELMETED STORMTROOPER THUS LEAVING HIM BLINDED !?!??!?
 
Kyotay2001  
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2019-02-20 11:21:21 AM  

Kyotay2001: Pocket Ninja: Yeah but the Stormtrooper is wearing body armor, which as far as we know is only vulnerable to lasers, lightsabers, wooden Ewok spears, small rocks, and fists. It's most likely completely impervious to regular bullets.

My most flabbergasted moment of storm trooper vulnerability was when the blind man kicked SAND INTO THE FACE OF A HELMETED STORMTROOPER THUS LEAVING HIM BLINDED !?!??!?


Rouge One just in case it need said.
 
WelldeadLink  
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2019-02-20 11:29:36 AM  

mrsleep: Do they know what a stand-off is?

Cause this wasn't one.


Stormtrooper thesaurus usage.
 
SirBarsalot  
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2019-02-20 11:30:32 AM  

Khellendros: grokca: Cops vs Stormtroopers
1000 shots fired, nobody hit.

And the guy in the red shirt dies anyway.


I find people that confuse Star Wars with Star Trek to be slightly annoying, but you are technically correct.
 
NotThatGuyAgain  
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2019-02-20 11:49:02 AM  

Kyotay2001: Kyotay2001: Pocket Ninja: Yeah but the Stormtrooper is wearing body armor, which as far as we know is only vulnerable to lasers, lightsabers, wooden Ewok spears, small rocks, and fists. It's most likely completely impervious to regular bullets.

My most flabbergasted moment of storm trooper vulnerability was when the blind man kicked SAND INTO THE FACE OF A HELMETED STORMTROOPER THUS LEAVING HIM BLINDED !?!??!?

Rouge One just in case it need said.


The one about Luke's makeup?
 
OldJames  
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2019-02-20 12:00:59 PM  

Mithiwithi: Pocket Ninja: Yeah but the Stormtrooper is wearing body armor, which as far as we know is only vulnerable to lasers, lightsabers, wooden Ewok spears, small rocks, and fists. It's most likely completely impervious to regular bullets.

Just once, I'd like to meet an alien menace that wasn't immune to bullets.


They kill the borg with holodeck safeties off
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blahpers  
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2019-02-20 12:08:40 PM  
Nope, there was one one Stormtrooper, so by the conservation of ninjutsu principle that single Stormtrooper would have killed them all.
 
Private_Citizen [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2019-02-20 12:20:08 PM  
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Khellendros  
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2019-02-20 2:37:02 PM  

SirBarsalot: Khellendros: grokca: Cops vs Stormtroopers
1000 shots fired, nobody hit.

And the guy in the red shirt dies anyway.

I find people that confuse Star Wars with Star Trek to be slightly annoying, but you are technically correct.


I didn't confuse them, it was a joke.
 
Duck_of_Doom [OhFark]  
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2019-02-20 2:48:25 PM  

Kyotay2001: Pocket Ninja: Yeah but the Stormtrooper is wearing body armor, which as far as we know is only vulnerable to lasers, lightsabers, wooden Ewok spears, small rocks, and fists. It's most likely completely impervious to regular bullets.

My most flabbergasted moment of storm trooper vulnerability was when the blind man kicked SAND INTO THE FACE OF A HELMETED STORMTROOPER THUS LEAVING HIM BLINDED !?!??!?


Maybe Vader instilled in the 501st the horror that is sand.
 
dyhchong  
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2019-02-20 4:07:48 PM  
Not true, if they were just general everyday generic cops, then that stormtrooper would have wiped the floor with them.

Were there any rag-tag rugged cops out of uniform who don't take orders from nobody?
 
AckAckAck  
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2019-02-20 5:00:11 PM  
Cops didn't shoot because he was white.

/After reading tfa of the black, sleeping rapper getting riddled with 25 bullets in his face...
//Being a black citizen in the US < Being an inanimated (white) suit of fake armor.
///This Is America people.
 
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