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(STLToday)   Lunatic dirtbag thinks dog is spying on him for the cops. L.D. tapes up dog and tosses him out of his car. Cop saves dog, cop finds fingerprint and arrests L.D. Doggo goes home with family. A happy ending for everyone but lunatic dirtbag   (stltoday.com) divider line
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Sid_6.7 [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2019-02-20 5:25:07 AM  
A happy ending for everyone but lunatic dirtbag

Red rocket....red rocket!
 
croesius [OhFark]  
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2019-02-20 8:07:07 AM  
So what you're saying is that the dog led the cops to the man, but WASN'T a spy?
 
KidKorporate  
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2019-02-20 8:32:14 AM  
Schizophrenic or blistering asshole?

Difficulty: perp has neck tats
 
I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2019-02-20 8:36:35 AM  

KidKorporate: Schizophrenic or blistering asshole?

Difficulty: perp has neck tats


(WhyNotBoth.jpg)
 
Harry Freakstorm  
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2019-02-20 8:39:24 AM  
Doxies will sell you out for a Snausage. There. I said it.  Had a black and tan, a long haired and a beagle mix. Love them all but I won't let them look at my computer monitor when I'm "working".

When this was on Fark last week, I wondered how many packs of smokes would I have to smuggle in to jail to have the guy duct tapped and beaten.  Six packs of top shelf menthols and at least four red boxed 100s.  Sadly my drone got hung up on the razor wire and the guards got 'em.
 
Rapmaster2000  
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2019-02-20 8:44:08 AM  
I think this was in "Out for Justice".

Spoiler alert:  Seagal adopts the dog and ends up beating up the guy who ditched the dog.  Then, the dog pees on that guy's head.

It's a shame that movie didn't win any Oscars.
 
TheGreatGazoo  
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2019-02-20 8:45:46 AM  
When did we get a woofday tag?
 
Publikwerks  
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2019-02-20 8:47:20 AM  
Hopefully the guy get treatment and it's a win for everyone
 
priapic_abandon2  
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2019-02-20 8:47:49 AM  
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Dr Dreidel [BareFark]  
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2019-02-20 8:49:56 AM  
'cause I'm a lunatic dirtbag, baby
taped up a dog who spied me, maybe
fingerprints made the cops ID me, the perp
OOOOOooooooOOOOOOoooooOOOoooo

// no word on Noel, or any guns brought to school
 
HypnozombieX  
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2019-02-20 8:55:50 AM  
Oh and I suppose it's just a coincident that there was a cop (partner?) who just "happened" to rescue the "dog" after it was busted spying for the deep state apparatus. Riiight, you can buy all this lame stream media brain candy but I get my news from Alex Jones through a PornHub subscription, because they're the only Patriots brave enough to fight the global elite!!!!
 
uberaverage  
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2019-02-20 9:06:50 AM  
So he was right.
Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean you aren't being followed.
 
169th Cousin  
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2019-02-20 9:07:07 AM  
Well, the dog did end up in the ditch with stiches.
 
Kriggerel  
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2019-02-20 9:51:22 AM  
At least he wasn't like Son of Sam, and the dog was telling him to kill people. :P

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaWtWAvUb-4
 
KidKorporate  
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2019-02-20 10:21:49 AM  

I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: KidKorporate: Schizophrenic or blistering asshole?

Difficulty: perp has neck tats

(WhyNotBoth.jpg)


The correct answer, but you lost points for not posting the adorable Mexican girl from the taco commercials.
 
Elandriel  
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2019-02-20 10:33:35 AM  
LD will give plenty other people happy endings in prison.
 
trappedspirit  
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2019-02-20 11:05:40 AM  
Couldn't read the article but what is this LD crap going on in the headline?
 
EdwardTellerhands  
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2019-02-20 1:23:57 PM  

trappedspirit: Couldn't read the article but what is this LD crap going on in the headline?


Church of Jesus Christ of Lunatic Dirtbag Saints.
 
feckingmorons [TotalFark]  
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2019-02-20 8:49:15 PM  
I never thought a headline that began with 'lunatic dirtbag' would go green.

Amazing.
 
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