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(NYPost)   Three-year-old kicked off flight for throwing a tantrum over having to sit next to a drunk 32-year-old. Strike that, reverse it   (nypost.com) divider line
    More: Dumbass, Orlando, Florida, Video footage, Southwest Airlines, JetBlue flight, JetBlue Airways, Valerie Gonzalez, Passenger, Airport  
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2019-02-19 9:42:49 AM  
Two things:
1. WHAR FLORIDA TAG WHAR?
2. It is obvious that Valerie Gonzalez' problems did not start nor peak on that day in question.
 
2019-02-19 9:58:41 AM  
32-year-old kicked off flight for throwing a tantrum over having to sit next to a drunk 3-year-old?

That makes no sense.
 
blatz514 [OhFark]  
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2019-02-19 10:03:35 AM  
According to an arrest affidavit, the irate 32-year-old said, "I'm not sitting next to a f-- 3-year-old. I've been drinking all day,"

Two things.  One, don't admit to any airline personnel that you've been drinking all day.  And 2, noise cancelling headphones and loud music.  Anyone is tolerable not being able to hear them.

/keep that drink cart comin'!
 
guestguy  
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2019-02-19 10:12:24 AM  
Don't judge me!
 
hobnail  
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2019-02-19 10:13:30 AM  

Eddie Adams from Torrance: 32-year-old kicked off flight for throwing a tantrum over having to sit next to a drunk 3-year-old?

That makes no sense.


3-year olds are surly drunks, man.
 
2019-02-19 10:13:39 AM  

factoryconnection: Two things:
1. WHAR FLORIDA TAG WHAR?
2. It is obvious that Valerie Gonzalez' problems did not start nor peak on that day in question.


3. What's her Fark handle?
 
steklo [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2019-02-19 10:14:58 AM  
Its sitting in FRONT of a 3 year old that sucks. Especially when they start kicking your seat....

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Xai  
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2019-02-19 10:15:07 AM  
Who lets a 3-year old get drunk?
 
2019-02-19 10:15:14 AM  
You're not allowed to post your Travelog subby!
 
steklo [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2019-02-19 10:15:49 AM  

Xai: Who lets a 3-year old get drunk?


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TheSwizz  
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2019-02-19 10:16:00 AM  
Valerie, you've got some big floppy titties and no balance.

/call me
 
2019-02-19 10:16:37 AM  
Silly subby, they never divert a flight for a child throwing a tantrum.

/no matter how loud or long they scream
//and run up and down the aisles, throwing things
///while the parents say, "oh we just let little Jaden scream himself out. He'll get tired, sooner or later."
/still bitter
 
Karac  
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2019-02-19 10:16:39 AM  
I can understand their problem.  Who wants to have to share an armrest with a drunken toddler?
 
2019-02-19 10:16:44 AM  

steklo: Xai: Who lets a 3-year old get drunk?

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Put a nipple on it....
 
2019-02-19 10:16:48 AM  
I'd be damned if I'm sitting next to a little drunk kid for a whole flight.
 
swankywanky  
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2019-02-19 10:17:14 AM  
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flamark [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2019-02-19 10:18:19 AM  

steklo: Its sitting in FRONT of a 3 year old that sucks. Especially when they start kicking your seat....

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Or crawling under your seat to poke their head out between your feet. Not my idea of fun. Especially with two parents seated behind you who are good at ignoring their little screaming brat. Wish I was drunk at the time.
 
Karac  
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2019-02-19 10:18:54 AM  

Xai: Who lets a 3-year old get drunk?


A Newcomer mom who's been drinking too much vinegar?
 
edmo [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2019-02-19 10:19:21 AM  
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steklo [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2019-02-19 10:19:52 AM  

flamark: Or crawling under your seat to poke their head out between your feet. Not my idea of fun. Especially with two parents seated behind you who are good at ignoring their little screaming brat. Wish I was drunk at the time


Kids can fit under the seats?  Didn't think there was enough room.
 
guestguy  
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2019-02-19 10:19:55 AM  

flamark: steklo: Its sitting in FRONT of a 3 year old that sucks. Especially when they start kicking your seat....

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Or crawling under your seat to poke their head out between your feet. Not my idea of fun. Especially with two parents seated behind you who are good at ignoring their little screaming brat. Wish I was drunk at the time.


"Oh nice, a complimentary foot rest."
 
MythDragon  
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2019-02-19 10:20:04 AM  

cowgirl toffee: I'd be damned if I'm sitting next to a little drunk kid for a whole flight.


Really? Getting them drunk is the only way I find them tolerable. But you have to get them really ripped. Luckily being so small, you can usually do it with just one mini bottle, which is good because they are like 8 damn bucks each. But so worth it.
 
Karac  
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2019-02-19 10:20:06 AM  

flamark: steklo: Its sitting in FRONT of a 3 year old that sucks. Especially when they start kicking your seat....

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Or crawling under your seat to poke their head out between your feet. Not my idea of fun. Especially with two parents seated behind you who are good at ignoring their little screaming brat. Wish I was drunk at the time.


1. How did they even fit under there.
2. "Oh, sorry for stepping on your kid's head.  I didn't see him there and neither, apparently, did you."
 
jayfurr [OhFark]  
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2019-02-19 10:20:32 AM  
I've been very fortunate in that despite flying 100+ times a year for many, many years, I've had almost no experience with sozzled fellow passengers.  That's probably due in part to my flights being business trips between exciting places like Burlington, VT and Chicago, IL.  Not a lot of inebriated tourists coming back from vacation when you're on a 7 am flight in the middle of the winter.

I did run into *one* annoyingly drunk guy one time.  I'd been upgraded to first class for a red-eye flight from the West Coast back to Chicago.  The guy in the first class seat next to me was drunk and British and started talking nonstop as soon as I sat down.   I wasn't rude but I did nothing to encourage him.  Once the plane took off the crew dimmed the cabin lights and everyone reclined their seats and prepared to try to catch a few hours of sleep.  I did likewise.  The asshole to my right got really pissed off that I wasn't responding to anything he said -- he thought *I* was being rude -- and angrily demanded that he be moved to another seat because *MY* behavior was beyond the pale.  Fortunately, a passenger one row up and on the other side of the aisle was willing to trade with him, but the whole time jerkwagon was moving his stuff up there he was glaring furiously at me.

I mean, Christ, buddy.
 
2019-02-19 10:20:57 AM  
Flying out of Ft. Lauderdale-Hollywood? That was her first mistake.

Everyone knows that if you're going to be belligerent, there's only one Florida airport to use...

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steklo [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2019-02-19 10:21:15 AM  

edmo: [i.imgflip.com image 500x666]


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jaytkay [OhFark]  
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2019-02-19 10:22:18 AM  
Fellow passenger Orlando Alzugaray recorded the incident and shared it on Twitter, where it racked up nearly 60,000 views.

That's shiatty she felt a need broadcast that. It wasn't that big of a deal.
 
Billy Liar  
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2019-02-19 10:22:31 AM  

Eddie Adams from Torrance: 32-year-old kicked off flight for throwing a tantrum over having to sit next to a drunk 3-year-old?

That makes no sense.


Hey, if you can ever get seated next to a drunk 3-year old, DO IT.  Plant yourself right there.  They've got the wildest stories.
 
2019-02-19 10:23:19 AM  
The important thing is that the video preview shows the clearest shot at her cleavage.
 
LarryDan43  
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2019-02-19 10:24:41 AM  

Eddie Adams from Torrance: 32-year-old kicked off flight for throwing a tantrum over having to sit next to a drunk 3-year-old?

That makes no sense.


Drunk 3 year olds are the worst.
 
Sin'sHero [TotalFark]  
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2019-02-19 10:25:23 AM  
Catching a tantrum?
 
mcsiegs  
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2019-02-19 10:28:27 AM  
I bet she did the whole Randy Marsh bit when the police showed up.

SORRY I THOUGHT THIS WAS MERICA....
 
MythDragon  
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2019-02-19 10:28:50 AM  
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2019-02-19 10:30:53 AM  
Since moving to Vegas, I have learned that any flight any day and at anytime to Vegas has potential to be a sh*!show of humanity.
 
VOCSL5  
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2019-02-19 10:32:31 AM  

swankywanky: [img.memecdn.com image 499x335]


Whether the origin of this pic is located in any European country or not, I always think "this is such a *Brit-pic!"

*if this isn't slang already, it needs to be, 'cause it has been a part of my vocabulary for over a decade.

/yes, I know it is really stereotypical; I apologize in advance - I just wanted to share this fleeting thought with you other silly farkers :)
 
steklo [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2019-02-19 10:32:44 AM  
I really liked her shirt. She picked a good one to wear for a video going viral.

Wonder if she's on match.com
 
2019-02-19 10:32:45 AM  

steklo: Xai: Who lets a 3-year old get drunk?

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Holy ish, this looks just like a good friend of mine.  Gonna have some fun with this.

"hey, XXXXX, I found this old picture of you....."
 
steklo [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2019-02-19 10:34:03 AM  

farkinlovit: "hey, XXXXX, I found this old picture of you....."


Wouldn't it be funny if it really was her?

You'll have to let me know!
 
solokumba [TotalFark]  
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2019-02-19 10:36:28 AM  
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I really thought she was going to go viral in a good way.
 
patrick767  
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2019-02-19 10:37:14 AM  
Forget the toddlers. I was once on a flight near a large man wearing a t-shirt and athletic shorts who was sweating profusely before the plane even moved. He looked extremely unwell. I'm pretty sure he had ebolanthraxorhea pox or something.
 
2019-02-19 10:37:20 AM  
Damnit.  I wanted to read an epic, game-changing story about an unruly child getting removed from a flight.  That could have been an excellent example for parents to reel in their offspring.
 
2019-02-19 10:37:35 AM  
to be fair, when i've been drinking all day i don't want to be near kids either
 
2019-02-19 10:38:52 AM  

solokumba: [img.fark.net image 229x287]
I really thought she was going to go viral in a good way.


Came for the picture, leaving satisfied...

/phrasing?
//twice
 
guestguy  
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2019-02-19 10:40:18 AM  

NotoriousFire: solokumba: [img.fark.net image 229x287]
I really thought she was going to go viral in a good way.

Came for the picture, leaving satisfied...

/phrasing?
//twice


I'd stow my luggage in *her* overhead compartment.
 
flamark [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2019-02-19 10:42:36 AM  

steklo: Kids can fit under the seats?  Didn't think there was enough room.


Karac: 1. How did they even fit under there.


Hmm. Last time I flew there was room under the seat in front of me to fit a decent sized bag or briefcase. You can easily fit a two to three year old in a small suitcase the last time I tried. Just don't leave fingerprints.
 
2019-02-19 10:42:51 AM  
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2019-02-19 10:46:24 AM  
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2019-02-19 10:47:20 AM  
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2019-02-19 10:47:59 AM  

snoopy2zero: Since moving to Vegas, I have learned that any flight any day and at anytime to Vegas has potential to be a sh*!show of humanity.


Especially if the Southwest terminal in SAN on a Friday night is any indication.
 
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