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Uncle Eazy [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2019-02-18 8:47:57 PM  
Word on the street is, regular bleach doesn't destroy DNA. You need oxygenated stuff. Also, hydrogen peroxide works wonders on removing those filthy stains and, as a side benefit, destroying the nuclei in blood/semen/whatever cells.
 
Bslim  
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2019-02-18 9:17:58 PM  
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backhand.slap.of.reason  
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2019-02-18 9:21:56 PM  
I'm not going to read the article, but if that's all it says I'm not sold on it being evidence.  That's a pretty innocuous question and one that anyone might ask after watching any random police drama on television.
 
grinding_journalist  
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2019-02-18 9:23:30 PM  
I was gonna come in here and post the "GET THE BLOOD" screencap from Boondock Saints, but then I read TFA and it doesn't seem so funny anymore.
 
tjsands1118  
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2019-02-18 9:27:16 PM  

Bslim: [thesun.co.uk image 850x731]


I have never ate dirt, at least not enough for my arm to start shaking, but now I kinf of want to google it to find out what that's all about.
 
stuffy  
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2019-02-18 9:31:48 PM  
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Hope they never find my trans pron searches.
 
dkulprit  
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2019-02-18 9:37:34 PM  
Well that was a MacPhail.
 
jayfurr [OhFark]  
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2019-02-18 9:39:33 PM  

Bslim: [thesun.co.uk image 850x731]


That one about the arm shaking when eating dirt frightens and confuses me.
 
FarkingStan [OhFark]  
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2019-02-18 9:49:42 PM  
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insain1  
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2019-02-18 9:50:18 PM  
Wanker.....
 
DRTFA  
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2019-02-18 9:55:35 PM  

dkulprit: Well that was a MacPhail.


Came to make a MacPhail joke, leaving satisfied.
 
Catlenfell  
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2019-02-18 9:55:49 PM  
That's where Google really hoses you over. If you look it up on your laptop, it still shows up on your phone.
 
Dr Jack Badofsky  
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2019-02-18 10:04:06 PM  

stuffy: [bing.com image 475x232]
Hope they never find my trans pron searches.


An automatic?  Really?  C'mon, man.
 
Kouta  
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2019-02-18 10:21:07 PM  
The UK and most othter common law countries do not have the same protectictions for the accused as the US does. In the US you have legal recourse. In a lot of other countries you don't.
 
schrepjm  
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2019-02-18 11:12:21 PM  

Dr Jack Badofsky: stuffy: [bing.com image 475x232]
Hope they never find my trans pron searches.

An automatic?  Really?  C'mon, man.


Don't kink shame.
 
cryinoutloud  
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2019-02-19 12:21:15 AM  
And this is why you need to finish high school. Or at least watch CSI. That show is accurate.
 
lemortede  
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2019-02-19 12:56:43 AM  
Fark him if he did do it.
My God that coffin makes me want to cry.
 
MythDragon  
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2019-02-19 1:16:13 AM  

backhand.slap.of.reason: I'm not going to read the article, but if that's all it says I'm not sold on it being evidence.  That's a pretty innocuous question and one that anyone might ask after watching any random police drama on television.


Unless I skipped a section between adds, that seemed to be their only evidence.
Hope I never get arrested. I Google shiat like that all the time. Sometimes you just want to know the proper acid to dispose of a body out of sheer curiosity. Like you're sitting there eating a bagle, and you go "I wonder....if I had to get rid of a body, would I use sulfuric, hydrochloric, or nitric acid....and where would I go to get some? Also....when the hell does Dead Island 2 come out?"
 
Kouta  
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2019-02-19 5:02:57 AM  

cryinoutloud: And this is why you need to finish high school. Or at least watch CSI. That show is accurate.


CSI is crap because a lot the things they do will usually be handled by different people who have far more qualificicatons about things they don't know and know a lot more than they do.

A plane just went down? The NTSB will look at everyting to determine the cause. If they can find a cause that isn't pilot error it's not pilot error.
 
durbnpoisn  
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2019-02-19 7:07:37 AM  
I've got worse news for you than that...  Those search strings are not just held on the local device, though they are.  If you are signed into a Google or Apple account when you search, it's all saved with your account.  That is how it's so easy for you to find that spicy meatball recipe on your work computer when you last searched for it at home on your phone.

So even if they didn't have the phone, they could find any other device that person is logged into and get that information.
 
IDisposable  
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2019-02-19 9:08:13 AM  
I have googled "how to get away with murder" before.  Several times.  Looking for the TV listings for the ABC show with Viola Davis.
 
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