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fusillade762  
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2018-12-15 5:36:34 PM  
Their underwear was probably not so lucky. Yikes.
 
HighlanderRPI  
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2018-12-15 7:12:23 PM  
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Kouta  
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2018-12-15 7:38:06 PM  
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2018-12-15 7:58:02 PM  

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This. I only hope they were wearing their brown pants when this happened.
 
lobotomy survivor  
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2018-12-15 7:59:16 PM  
That was inches from having to call the Wolf.
 
crispy pizza  
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2018-12-15 7:59:40 PM  
bebby jesis was wotchin'
 
Mithiwithi [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2018-12-15 8:00:14 PM  

fusillade762: Their underwear was probably not so lucky. Yikes.


Nah, the underwear was fine, they found it in the glove compartment.

/say what you will about the man himself, that routine was a classic
 
169th Cousin [recently expired TotalFark]  
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2018-12-15 8:04:36 PM  
He'll be clean wiping for a week.
 
SBinRR [OhFark]  
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2018-12-15 8:07:59 PM  
So I guess they didn't reach their Final Destination.
This time.
 
Sean VasDeferens  
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2018-12-15 8:16:03 PM  
The car must have been very airborne and doing a nose dive.  Did they drive off of a cliff?
 
theresnothinglft [BareFark]  
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2018-12-15 8:20:40 PM  
I am a leaf on the wind... watch me soar.
 
chawco  
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2018-12-15 8:22:34 PM  

theresnothinglft: I am a leaf on the wind... watch me soar.


Oh, you... oh you shut up right now.

Some wounds never heal.
 
Sgygus [TotalFark]  
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2018-12-15 8:28:41 PM  
That railing (fence) was designed to impale people.
 
FormlessOne  
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2018-12-15 8:29:14 PM  

theresnothinglft: I am a leaf on the wind... watch me soar.


INFIDEL! *sobs in the corner*
 
Stantz  
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2018-12-15 8:30:16 PM  
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Soup Poop  
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2018-12-15 8:34:54 PM  
That is why i have a windshield on my car, screens are easily punctured.
 
Stantz  
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2018-12-15 8:40:36 PM  
D'you know what? That's a Peugeot 206. Several years ago my niece had the most horrific head-on collision on a  motorway sliproad with this stupid biatch who decided to do a u-turn at 2am and smashed straight into her. The whole family shat itself for 24 hours until she was given the all-clear, aside from some really awesome seatbelt bruises. She was driving a 206cc (coupe cabriolet) at the time. I had a picture somewhere but you wouldn't be able to distinguish it from a pile of scrap metal.

I asked her if she'd drive the same car again. her response? If course, that car saved my farking life.

As it happens, her new fiance is properly minted, and she now drives an Audi R8, but I'm sure the sentiment is still there.
 
Louisiana_Sitar_Club [TotalFark]  
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2018-12-15 8:43:06 PM  
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Louisiana_Sitar_Club [TotalFark]  
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2018-12-15 8:47:28 PM  

Stantz: The whole family shat itself for 24 hours


That can't be true.  I'll bet it was like 1 minute of shiating and then 23 hours and 59 minutes of whatever they call it when you have the dry-heaves but with your butt.
 
Stantz  
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2018-12-15 8:51:36 PM  

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: Stantz: The whole family shat itself for 24 hours

That can't be true.  I'll bet it was like 1 minute of shiating and then 23 hours and 59 minutes of whatever they call it when you have the dry-heaves but with your butt.


Actually, it was being on the verge of vomiting, shiatting, puking and being on the verge of a nervous breakdown until we found out if the woman I once held as an infant was going to survive the evening.

She did. But yeah, bum-squeaky-time for a full day. There were complaints
 
Kuta  
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2018-12-15 9:23:05 PM  
Death is everywhere
There are rails through the windscreen
For a start.
 
Fabric_Man [BareFark]  
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2018-12-15 9:58:38 PM  

Stantz: Louisiana_Sitar_Club: Stantz: The whole family shat itself for 24 hours

That can't be true.  I'll bet it was like 1 minute of shiating and then 23 hours and 59 minutes of whatever they call it when you have the dry-heaves but with your butt.

Actually, it was being on the verge of vomiting, shiatting, puking and being on the verge of a nervous breakdown until we found out if the woman I once held as an infant was going to survive the evening.

She did. But yeah, bum-squeaky-time for a full day. There were complaints


"Listen buddy, I understand you're super nervous for your niece and the whole family hope's she'll pull through... but you're really starting to smell... could you maybe run home and change underwear? Thaaaaanks."
 
Clutch2013  
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2018-12-15 10:01:31 PM  

Stantz: D'you know what? That's a Peugeot 206. Several years ago my niece had the most horrific head-on collision on a  motorway sliproad with this stupid biatch who decided to do a u-turn at 2am and smashed straight into her. The whole family shat itself for 24 hours until she was given the all-clear, aside from some really awesome seatbelt bruises. She was driving a 206cc (coupe cabriolet) at the time. I had a picture somewhere but you wouldn't be able to distinguish it from a pile of scrap metal.

I asked her if she'd drive the same car again. her response? If course, that car saved my farking life.

As it happens, her new fiance is properly minted, and she now drives an Audi R8, but I'm sure the sentiment is still there.


...If I promise you that I just want to drive the car, could I get your niece's number?
 
Wake Up Sheeple  
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2018-12-15 10:03:08 PM  

Kuta: Death is everywhere
There are rails through the windscreen
For a start.


Came to post this. Leaving satisfied.
 
Percise1  
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2018-12-15 10:33:38 PM  
I'm sorry, but what the fark did they run into?
Is there an American equivalent or term, because it looks like psychotic lawn art/breaching defense...
 
FrancoFile [TotalFark]  
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2018-12-15 10:47:04 PM  

Stantz: D'you know what? That's a Peugeot 206. Several years ago my niece had the most horrific head-on collision on a  motorway sliproad with this stupid biatch who decided to do a u-turn at 2am and smashed straight into her. The whole family shat itself for 24 hours until she was given the all-clear, aside from some really awesome seatbelt bruises. She was driving a 206cc (coupe cabriolet) at the time. I had a picture somewhere but you wouldn't be able to distinguish it from a pile of scrap metal.

I asked her if she'd drive the same car again. her response? If course, that car saved my farking life.

As it happens, her new fiance is properly minted, and she now drives an Audi R8, but I'm sure the sentiment is still there.


I didn't understand a lot of that.

Motorway sliproad = access ramp or exit ramp?
Properly minted = wealthy?
 
12349876  
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2018-12-15 10:47:42 PM  
Gritted?  Even after every QI and Mock the Week and Top Gear and Cats does Countdown and scattered others for years and years you still get new ones.
 
NotThatGuyAgain  
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2018-12-15 10:54:40 PM  

12349876: Gritted?  Even after every QI and Mock the Week and Top Gear and Cats does Countdown and scattered others for years and years you still get new ones.


How did you get my password?
 
MBooda  
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2018-12-15 10:56:38 PM  
Railing Kill!
MST3K - The Varied Railing Kills of Space Mutiny
Youtube X0h62RaHNvg
 
Flragnararch  
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2018-12-15 11:53:52 PM  
His head was probably two milimeters below that spike when the crash happened.  I had a similar thing with a semi trailer and I was a passenger. We hit ice and and skidded right into a part without guard railing, I saw it coming and ducked (no passenger airbag in that old car). Picked glass out of my hair for the rest of the day, but nothing beyond that.
 
MBooda  
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2018-12-16 12:00:20 AM  
What I expected...

Dirty Harry: Magnum Force - Palancio Shootout Scene (1080p)
Youtube SwRbidYheSs
 
WayneKerr [BareFark] [OhFark]  
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2018-12-16 12:28:02 AM  
Definitely God in action here. Just because he was napping just a split second before the accident happened doesn't mean that he was on high alert once he saw his accident happening.

Interestingly enough he killed a kitten at that very moment (for some reason)...
 
r1niceboy  
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2018-12-16 12:31:15 AM  
I like how the Police say "Please drive to the conditions." Um, no, it's icy out there. I'm not going to drive from where it's warm and cozy just to get to the place where the conditions are icy and slick. That would be silly!
 
ukexpat  
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2018-12-16 12:49:48 AM  

FrancoFile: Stantz: D'you know what? That's a Peugeot 206. Several years ago my niece had the most horrific head-on collision on a  motorway sliproad with this stupid biatch who decided to do a u-turn at 2am and smashed straight into her. The whole family shat itself for 24 hours until she was given the all-clear, aside from some really awesome seatbelt bruises. She was driving a 206cc (coupe cabriolet) at the time. I had a picture somewhere but you wouldn't be able to distinguish it from a pile of scrap metal.

I asked her if she'd drive the same car again. her response? If course, that car saved my farking life.

As it happens, her new fiance is properly minted, and she now drives an Audi R8, but I'm sure the sentiment is still there.

I didn't understand a lot of that.

Motorway sliproad = access ramp or exit ramp?
Properly minted = wealthy?


Yes and yes.
 
Denjiro [TotalFark]  
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2018-12-16 3:17:57 AM  

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: Stantz: The whole family shat itself for 24 hours

That can't be true.  I'll bet it was like 1 minute of shiating and then 23 hours and 59 minutes of whatever they call it when you have the dry-heaves but with your butt.


I refer to those as "The Dry Squeezes".
 
Cyrene Valantion  
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2018-12-16 5:12:09 AM  
My guess is that the fence is a pretty old one and was already bent over like that before they hit it. We don't tend to build them with those crazy anti-vandal spikes on top these days, instead they use a paint that doesn't quite dry so it makes it nasty to try and climb over.
 
Stantz  
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2018-12-16 5:49:17 AM  

FrancoFile: Motorway sliproad = access ramp or exit ramp?
Properly minted = wealthy?


Yes, to both. Sliproads on and off
Yes. The Royal Mint makes British currency, notes & coins. So to be minted mean you have plenty of both
 
virulent_loser [BareFark]  
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2018-12-16 6:58:13 AM  

chawco: theresnothinglft: I am a leaf on the wind... watch me soar.

Oh, you... oh you shut up right now.

Some wounds never heal.


shouldn't you be cursing his sudden but inevitable betrayal?
 
Nick Nostril  
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2018-12-16 8:22:08 AM  
That is a proper pants-shiatter.
 
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