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(Metro)   Now you too can smell like breakfast all day with this tasty cheese and bacon shampoo combo. Mmmmmm ... smelly cheese and bacon   (metro.co.uk) divider line
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Bacon of Hope and Justice  
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2018-03-21 1:15:32 PM  
Nothing wrong with smelling like bacon!
 
wildcardjack [TotalFark]  
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2018-03-21 1:49:57 PM  
Or you could just cook bacon in your work shirt.
 
uncleacid [OhFark]  
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2018-03-21 6:43:42 PM  
You wouldn't happen to have two slices of toast in your armpits?
 
FlyingBacon  
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2018-03-21 8:52:14 PM  
Woot! a Bacon thread!! We really need a bacon tag!
 
slackananda  
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2018-03-21 8:52:45 PM  
I think this turns out to be at least as funny as anything I was likely to find:

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Billy Bathsalt [TotalFark]  
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2018-03-21 8:53:45 PM  
The good news, ladies, you can attract a certain type of man by smelling like this.  The bad news is he may be more to love than you are expecting.
 
idrow  
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2018-03-21 8:56:59 PM  
Well, bacon and cheese isn't the worst thing you could smell like.
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Mister Peejay  
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2018-03-21 8:57:43 PM  
Bacon sucks.  It's all stringy.

Granted, it does taste like human flesh (so I am told) roasted over a nice wood fire, like our prehistoric ancestors might have craved, but it makes my gas station egg/cheese/croissant sandwich thing a pain in the ass to eat.  And anything they have without bacon is on some muffin or biscuit roll, not a croissant.

I'm not asking for much, all i want is some easily accessible egg and croissant in the morning, sans the pseudocannibalism that sticks in your teeth.

/because the salt balance is just right, the best soap is made from human fat
 
Mister Peejay  
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2018-03-21 9:03:20 PM  

uncleacid: You wouldn't happen to have two slices of toast in your armpits?


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/the webcomic that coined the phrase "cockroomba"
 
Mister Peejay  
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2018-03-21 9:07:02 PM  

idrow: Well, bacon and cheese isn't the worst thing you could smell like.
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I am assuming, from this colorful product name, that Germans and Mexicans both call testicles "eggs".

/eier, huevos, whatever
 
151 [OhFark]  
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2018-03-21 9:09:13 PM  
I have a buddy that makes candles for a living. He and his partner make this Maple syrup sceness candle that is just... DAMN.

I should ask if he has tried to do a bacon scent, that'd be awesome. I'd have a blast pissing off my roommate in the morning making him think I was making bacon.
 
151 [OhFark]  
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2018-03-21 9:09:45 PM  
Sceness? What the actual fark autocorrect...
 
TravelingFreakshow  
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2018-03-21 9:11:56 PM  
So, $10 for the dog and the cat to follow me around all day?
 
Incident on 57th Street [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2018-03-21 9:30:03 PM  
Kibbles n' Bits ad (commercial, 1994)
Youtube Wv1edZzZjJo
 
spleef420  
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2018-03-21 9:38:23 PM  
The last thing I want to smell like after a shower is roquefort.
 
OOF  
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2018-03-21 9:47:50 PM  
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devilEther  
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2018-03-21 9:54:57 PM  

FlyingBacon: Woot! a Bacon thread!! We really need a bacon tag!


It's not cool to like bacon anymore.
 
devilEther  
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2018-03-21 9:56:23 PM  

idrow: Well, bacon and cheese isn't the worst thing you could smell like.
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Was going to say you can smell like that by just not showering at all.
 
Cry Hentai And Release The Tentacles of War!  
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2018-03-21 9:57:55 PM  

Mister Peejay: uncleacid: You wouldn't happen to have two slices of toast in your armpits?

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/the webcomic that coined the phrase "cockroomba"


Ugh, I forgot how stale that comic has become.
 
Cry Hentai And Release The Tentacles of War!  
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2018-03-21 9:59:02 PM  

Bacon of Hope and Justice: Nothing wrong with smelling like bacon!


If you want everyone to think you work at Waffle House, sure.
 
Mister Peejay  
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2018-03-21 10:09:05 PM  

Cry Hentai And Release The Tentacles of War!: Mister Peejay: uncleacid: You wouldn't happen to have two slices of toast in your armpits?

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/the webcomic that coined the phrase "cockroomba"

Ugh, I forgot how stale that comic has become.


But UST between Faye and her co-worker/business partner/literal roommate Bubbles the military robot with a dark and troubling angsty past!  Also, did anyone forget that Marten's girlfriend is transgender?  It hasn't been brought up ever since the comic where it was brought up (so why was it ever brought up at all?)

On the one hand, I hear you.  On another hand, I kinda respect how the writing is getting back to its roots of "setup, conclusion, and then real bad pun in an epilogue panel".  On the third hand, which may be a butt, hey at least it updates on time every time I AM LOOKING AT YOU EL GOONISH SHIVE

/EGS at least has the benefit of being a worthwhile late for its late updates
 
cyberspacedout  
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2018-03-21 10:11:05 PM  
I see why they developed this. If somebody walks up to you and says "Hey, your hair smells like cheese," now there's plausible deniability.
 
Boudyro  
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2018-03-21 10:21:21 PM  

devilEther: FlyingBacon: Woot! a Bacon thread!! We really need a bacon tag!

It's not cool to like bacon anymore.


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Boudyro  
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2018-03-21 10:25:01 PM  

Mister Peejay: Bacon sucks.  It's all stringy.


Wat? Cook it properly you silly person. Limp undercooked bacon is always terrible.

Crispy bacon is why we revere the pig.
 
151 [OhFark]  
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2018-03-21 10:42:41 PM  

Boudyro: Mister Peejay: Bacon sucks.  It's all stringy.

Wat? Cook it properly you silly person. Limp undercooked bacon is always terrible.

Crispy bacon is why we revere the pig.


I prefer my bacon just less than crispy, not floppy, but I want it to bend just slightly if I pick it up from one end.

That said, I've had super crispy, and super floppy, and all points in between, and even turkey bacon, and "stringy" was never ever an adjective i'd ever consider describing any of them as. Wtf kinda bacon are you eating exactly, Mister Peejay?
 
devilEther  
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2018-03-21 11:02:18 PM  

Boudyro: devilEther: FlyingBacon: Woot! a Bacon thread!! We really need a bacon tag!

It's not cool to like bacon anymore.

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The bacon fascination started on the internet long before fark and fark adopted it as if it were its own thing. And now the bacon thing no longer exists outside of fark. It's time for fark to catch up. Fark still making a fuss about bacon is kind of like black guys still wearing baggy pants, it's embarrassing.
 
FlyingBacon  
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2018-03-21 11:29:45 PM  
With this thread, the weekly bacon word count is going go haywire. LOL


Bacon bacon bacon bacon!!
 
Boudyro  
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2018-03-22 12:16:52 AM  

devilEther: Boudyro: devilEther: FlyingBacon: Woot! a Bacon thread!! We really need a bacon tag!

It's not cool to like bacon anymore.

[img.fark.net image 200x267]

The bacon fascination started on the internet long before fark and fark adopted it as if it were its own thing. And now the bacon thing no longer exists outside of fark. It's time for fark to catch up. Fark still making a fuss about bacon is kind of like black guys still wearing baggy pants, it's embarrassing.


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151 [OhFark]  
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2018-03-22 12:49:51 AM  

FlyingBacon: With this thread, the weekly bacon word count is going go haywire. LOL


Bacon bacon bacon bacon!!


Bacon hasn't been in the notnewsletter for a couple months at least, sadly.
 
Tom Marvolo Bombadil  
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2018-03-22 2:04:17 AM  
You don't need to shower to smell like cheese
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AnudderFreakinFarker  
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2018-03-22 2:09:09 AM  
So which is it subby, tasty or smelly cheese? If you mean both, then say it.
Your headline seems to waffle here.

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\\\ (this space intentionally left blank for slashies)
 
Nakadashi  
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2018-03-22 2:51:33 AM  
Mmmmmmm, nothing better than hiking through the woods smelling like bear food.
 
Don Gato  
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2018-03-22 4:22:16 AM  
Mmmmmm ... shampoo.
 
DupeOfURL  
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2018-03-22 12:02:48 PM  
Not mentioned in  the marketting materials - the cheese is Limberger.....
#SalesWouldPlummet!
 
Mister Peejay  
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2018-03-22 9:28:53 PM  

Boudyro: Mister Peejay: Bacon sucks.  It's all stringy.

Wat? Cook it properly you silly person. Limp undercooked bacon is always terrible.

Crispy bacon is why we revere the pig.


Crispy is even worse!  The good part of the bacon is the fat.  If it is crispy, there's no tasty chewy fat.  It's like eating a strip of unpuffed pork rind.

Crispy bacon is like well-done steak.  You done screwed up big time.
 
Boudyro  
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2018-03-23 12:51:22 AM  

Mister Peejay: Boudyro: Mister Peejay: Bacon sucks.  It's all stringy.

Wat? Cook it properly you silly person. Limp undercooked bacon is always terrible.

Crispy bacon is why we revere the pig.

Crispy is even worse!  The good part of the bacon is the fat.  If it is crispy, there's no tasty chewy fat.  It's like eating a strip of unpuffed pork rind.

Crispy bacon is like well-done steak.  You done screwed up big time.


You need better quality bacon methinks, or a better cooking practice. By crispy I don't mean burnt, nor should it shatter upon use. There's a happy point where it has become rigid, but still has good moisture.

Like scrambled eggs, you want to pull it before you reach your preferred doneness. Residual heat will bring it to perfection..
 
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