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(BBC-US)   Drunk airline passenger who broke fellow passenger's finger avoids jail because he was already drunk at the airport and the flight crew carried him onto the plane   (bbc.com) divider line
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Farkspeare [TotalFark]  
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2018-03-21 3:26:16 PM  
Man was pissed on Wizz Air flight
 
Dumski  
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2018-03-21 4:10:42 PM  
Hold on, there are a few gems to mined from this story...
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I'm going to go out on a limb here and suggest that this "Polish national", "living in Scotland" has had more than a passing interest in vodak consumption through his life. He is also not the kind of guy you'd want to be sharing a seat next to on "Wizz Air".

Also, some interpretations from FTFA  is in order:
Paisley Sheriff Court - plaid courtroom?
Wizz Air - really...Wizz?
Procurator Fiscal Depute Margaret McCallum - WTF?
Sheriff James Spy -cool
Chopin Airport; Chipon airport - which is it?
 
The_Sponge [TotalFark]  
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2018-03-21 5:06:14 PM  
FTFA:

Andrzej Bielicz, 63, was spotted drinking from an open bottle of vodka at Warsaw Chopin Airport.


It would be even better if he had been drinking Chopin Vodka, but I doubt he's a "top shelf" kind of guy.

/Chopin is awesome.
 
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2018-03-21 7:34:02 PM  

The_Sponge: FTFA:

Andrzej Bielicz, 63, was spotted drinking from an open bottle of vodka at Warsaw Chopin Airport.


It would be even better if he had been drinking Chopin Vodka, but I doubt he's a "top shelf" kind of guy.

/Chopin is awesome.


If you are going to name your airport after a brand of vodak, you've got to expect these kinds of things.
 
Smelly Pirate Hooker [TotalFark]  
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2018-03-21 7:34:53 PM  
It is kinda nice that they named an airport after Chopin.

I'm failing to see how he got on the plane has anything to do with him committing assault. If he'd murdered a guy, would he be in the clear for that, too?
 
BigNumber12  
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2018-03-21 7:35:51 PM  

Dumski: Wizz Air - really...Wizz?


After killing a bottle of Vodak, I completely understand why he'd ask for help entering a doorway that said "WIZZ"
 
eKonk  
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2018-03-21 7:41:02 PM  
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! I was drunk in an airport They, dragged me into the airplane! I don't want to be drunk in an airplane! I wanna be drunk in an airport, which is perfectly legal! Arrest them!
 
whatsupchuck [TotalFark]  
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2018-03-21 7:43:17 PM  
Get drunk, ...and take a Wizz!
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talkertopc  
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2018-03-21 7:44:49 PM  

Smelly Pirate Hooker: It is kinda nice that they named an airport after Chopin.

I'm failing to see how he got on the plane has anything to do with him committing assault. If he'd murdered a guy, would he be in the clear for that, too?


Despite the title of the article there is no place in it that says he would have gone to jail if the charge of breaking the law by being drunk on board the flight had not been dropped.
 
darwinpolice [BareFark] [OhFark]  
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2018-03-21 7:45:09 PM  

Smelly Pirate Hooker: It is kinda nice that they named an airport after Chopin.

I'm failing to see how he got on the plane has anything to do with him committing assault. If he'd murdered a guy, would he be in the clear for that, too?


Being carried onto the plane cleared him of the charge of being drunk on the plane, which saved him from jail. The assault charge apparently stuck.
 
mike4688  
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2018-03-21 7:45:21 PM  
Ahhhhhh...
The ol' "Polish Handshake."
That's gotta hurt.
 
assalon5 [TotalFark]  
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2018-03-21 7:46:01 PM  

fark account name: The_Sponge: FTFA:

Andrzej Bielicz, 63, was spotted drinking from an open bottle of vodka at Warsaw Chopin Airport.


It would be even better if he had been drinking Chopin Vodka, but I doubt he's a "top shelf" kind of guy.

/Chopin is awesome.

If you are going to name your airport after a brand of vodak, you've got to expect these kinds of things.


Oh fark me there is now a 'Drew national airport' in Kentucky? I am switching to Rum
 
Sergeant Angle  
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2018-03-21 7:52:24 PM  
Get ready for Margaritaville Airport somewhere in the Caribbean.

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mike4688  
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2018-03-21 8:00:08 PM  

Sergeant Angle: Get ready for Margaritaville Airport somewhere in the Caribbean.

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Jesus dude. Jimmy Buffet looks like Joe Biden & Richard Simmons had a baby.
 
Scanty Em  
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2018-03-21 8:02:09 PM  
"But he asked for leniency for the first offender who works as a handyman at a dental practice and helps his niece with childcare."

Oh well, in that case, clearly we have to let him off.

*facepalm*
 
Ow! That was my feelings!  
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2018-03-21 8:04:33 PM  
At least it wasn't a crying baby.
 
The_Sponge [TotalFark]  
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2018-03-21 8:07:30 PM  

fark account name: The_Sponge: FTFA:

Andrzej Bielicz, 63, was spotted drinking from an open bottle of vodka at Warsaw Chopin Airport.


It would be even better if he had been drinking Chopin Vodka, but I doubt he's a "top shelf" kind of guy.

/Chopin is awesome.

If you are going to name your airport after a brand of vodak, you've got to expect these kinds of things.


Heh.
 
Ow! That was my feelings!  
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2018-03-21 8:16:12 PM  

Dumski: Wizz Air - really...Wizz?


Nobody beats them.
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orbister  
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2018-03-21 8:19:21 PM  

Dumski: Procurator Fiscal Depute Margaret McCallum - WTF?


A Procurator Fiscal (often just Fiscal) is the public prosecutor in Scotland. AIUI, they get more involved in the investigation of cases than the Crown Prosecution Service in England and overall act more like the District Attorney in Perry Mason novels, which is about as far as my knowledge of the American criminal justice system goes.

We Scots generally also use "Depute" instead of "Deputy", so the second-in-command in a school is the Depute Head Teacher here. I think a PF Depute is a part time PF/

Margaret is a popular Scottish name and McCallum is of Gaelic original and means "Son (or Clan) of Callum".
 
Incident on 57th Street [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2018-03-21 8:51:00 PM  
Andrzej Bielicz.  Could there BE a more fitting name for a vodka swilling, finger biting buaireadair?
 
ski9600 [TotalFark]  
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2018-03-21 8:56:44 PM  

Sergeant Angle: Get ready for Margaritaville Airport somewhere in the Caribbean.

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Isn't it a retirement home/complex in Alabama?
 
RedRudy  
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2018-03-21 11:47:29 PM  
Andrzej Bielicz =  cripes, he has to be drunk just to pronounce his name right.
 
Resident Muslim [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2018-03-22 1:02:53 AM  
Oh, snap!
 
MythDragon  
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2018-03-22 1:32:09 AM  
"I was drunk in public. They *threw* me into the plane."
 
UncommnCents  
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2018-03-22 7:51:05 AM  

Sergeant Angle: Get ready for Margaritaville Airport somewhere in the Caribbean.


There's already a retirement Margaritaville retirement community. The potential airport will probably have a 2 drink minimum on the flights.
 
UncommnCents  
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2018-03-22 7:54:02 AM  

ski9600: Sergeant Angle: Get ready for Margaritaville Airport somewhere in the Caribbean.

Isn't it a retirement home/complex in Alabama?


Daytona Beach in Florida. (Florida Margaritaville tag in the near future?)
 
Smelly Pirate Hooker [TotalFark]  
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2018-03-22 11:01:38 AM  

darwinpolice: Smelly Pirate Hooker: It is kinda nice that they named an airport after Chopin.

I'm failing to see how he got on the plane has anything to do with him committing assault. If he'd murdered a guy, would he be in the clear for that, too?

Being carried onto the plane cleared him of the charge of being drunk on the plane, which saved him from jail. The assault charge apparently stuck.


OK, thanks. I merely skimmed the article. It is Fark, after all. Reading the article is optional.
 
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