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gopher321 [OhFark]  
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2018-03-21 2:17:48 PM  
"Birds were probably my least favorite creatures, what with their beady eyes and sharp beaks"

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mutterfark  
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2018-03-21 2:54:03 PM  
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EvilEgg [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2018-03-21 3:05:58 PM  
I have chickens, they are amusing but it's cheaper to buy your eggs. And killing and cleaning a chicken isn't worth it.
 
Dr.Fey [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2018-03-21 6:26:37 PM  
...chickens make great pets for kids...

First, take stock of your yard
Do you have at least enough room for a large armoire and king-size bed? .... It's also a good idea to consider your neighbors... Would your next-door neighbors be fine with this? Or are they the type to call the police when a potluck extends past 9 pm? These are lifestyle changes to consider.


I see no mention of predators anywhere in the article.  Perhaps the author should have mentioned this?  Even if you're in a relatively urban or suburban area, many animals, even a single raccoon, can devastate a flock of chickens within a relatively short period of time.  If a raccoon can gain entry into your chicken house, he or she will likely kill your birds and eat your eggs.  That will be just peachy for your kids that now consider the chicken(s) to be pets or friends.
 
OOF  
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2018-03-21 6:40:52 PM  
Winner, winner.
 
lennavan  
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2018-03-21 6:41:23 PM  
Oh my god that is the best idea ever -- getting my kids a pet I'm willing to eat.  They get a pet if they promise to take care of it and when they inevitably don't or forget, their pet dies and I get delicious dinner.

Do people keep salmon as pets?
 
2018-03-21 6:43:48 PM  
Salmon make excellent pets.
 
talkertopc  
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2018-03-21 6:43:49 PM  
The article stops before telling us how to kill them and prepare them to be food. I guess I'll continue buying mine at the supermarket, specially as I prefer chicken legs and the geneticist have yet to invent a chicken that is only legs.
 
2018-03-21 6:45:13 PM  
I want chickens..  but I'm also taking care of my elderly German mother and her flock of dachshunds ..  so no chickens..

But the nieghbor has them.  So we trade beer for eggs..  and shine.. and such..  and when he is off touring with his bluegrass band..  the lady and I check in on the girls for them
 
OOF  
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2018-03-21 6:45:33 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: Salmon make excellent pets.


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2018-03-21 6:46:02 PM  
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Kit Fister [TotalFark]  
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2018-03-21 6:46:08 PM  
And? Welcome to the rest of the world over the history of man.
 
caddisfly  
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2018-03-21 6:47:31 PM  
Pet Chicken: Fun for kids, dinner when they tire of it, and rats and salmonella in between
 
2018-03-21 6:49:22 PM  
My mother always said, "Don't play with your food".

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2018-03-21 6:55:26 PM  

Butternut Squanch: My mother always said, "Don't play with your food".

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SwiftFox  
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2018-03-21 6:57:06 PM  
Teach your kids how to hug a chicken
Because they are safe and fairly simple to care for, chickens make great pets for kids. As far as I know, no one's ever been mauled by a chicken, but this doesn't change the fact that they can be intimidating to handle at first. To gracefully pick up a chicken, have your kid place their hands on either side of the chicken's wings. With a firm but gentle grip, the chickens feel secure and relax into being held. If your kid gets flustered and the chicken flaps her wings, let them back off, settle down, and try again.


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2018-03-21 7:00:05 PM  

talkertopc: geneticist have yet to invent a chicken that is only legs


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2018-03-21 7:03:25 PM  

lennavan: Oh my god that is the best idea ever -- getting my kids a pet I'm willing to eat.  They get a pet if they promise to take care of it and when they inevitably don't or forget, their pet dies and I get delicious dinner.

Do people keep salmon as pets?


Don't know, but you might consider Guinea Pigs.
 
Billy Liar  
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2018-03-21 7:13:22 PM  
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2018-03-21 7:17:54 PM  

EvilEgg: I have chickens, they are amusing but it's cheaper to buy your eggs. And killing and cleaning a chicken isn't worth it.


Weird, I found it was cheaper to raise the eggs than buy... maybe because I live in an oil boomtown where they want $4 a dozen for a decent egg. I also found the birds made mostly awesome pets, so long as the coop was kept OUTside the fence and they were only allowed to briefly visit inside.

Had to give up the coop when we moved into town, but I swear I am thinking about keeping a Bantam or two as pets on the back patio in a stealth coop and a fresh egg factory. The hard part is taking them out for a walk without property management seeing them and asking a lot of shiatty questions.

I posted this last year and it had a sad ending, but my insane mother in law found a nest of blue quail eggs in the front garden hidden in the mint and wanted to raise them. Four of the 12 eggs hatched and sadly they actually bonded to the Bantam. They never got very big and I strongly suspected something was missing from their diets that bugs and grains and grasses and kitchen scraps alone could not provide. One got hung in the netting. One died under mysterious circumstances (a weasel got it?? a rat maybe?) and the last two I tried to set free to join a fellow covey that came to visit but they refused to leave the Bantam. They died.

We should have just enjoyed the pickled eggs.

But seriously, Bantams make fantastic pets, they are soooo sweet!! And I imagine they would make good stock also.
 
gonegirl  
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2018-03-21 7:18:53 PM  
My brother's kids have a handful of chickens in a coop in their backyard. They have slightly fewer now than they did originally, because they literally had a fox in the henhouse one night.

The twelve-year-old went after it with a baseball bat when it came back for seconds.
 
2018-03-21 7:39:56 PM  
I love chooks! Great personalities, entertaining, bug and mouse control, eggs. Whats not to love?
 
Mouser  
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2018-03-21 7:39:59 PM  
Mine was named Seymour.  He was delicious.
 
2018-03-21 8:06:03 PM  
The pet that poops breakfast!
 
ifky  
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2018-03-21 8:08:25 PM  
I do the same thing with shrimp.
 
DarkVader  
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2018-03-21 8:13:12 PM  

thespindrifter: EvilEgg: I have chickens, they are amusing but it's cheaper to buy your eggs. And killing and cleaning a chicken isn't worth it.

Weird, I found it was cheaper to raise the eggs than buy... maybe because I live in an oil boomtown where they want $4 a dozen for a decent egg. I also found the birds made mostly awesome pets, so long as the coop was kept OUTside the fence and they were only allowed to briefly visit inside.

Had to give up the coop when we moved into town, but I swear I am thinking about keeping a Bantam or two as pets on the back patio in a stealth coop and a fresh egg factory. The hard part is taking them out for a walk without property management seeing them and asking a lot of shiatty questions.

I posted this last year and it had a sad ending, but my insane mother in law found a nest of blue quail eggs in the front garden hidden in the mint and wanted to raise them. Four of the 12 eggs hatched and sadly they actually bonded to the Bantam. They never got very big and I strongly suspected something was missing from their diets that bugs and grains and grasses and kitchen scraps alone could not provide. One got hung in the netting. One died under mysterious circumstances (a weasel got it?? a rat maybe?) and the last two I tried to set free to join a fellow covey that came to visit but they refused to leave the Bantam. They died.

We should have just enjoyed the pickled eggs.

But seriously, Bantams make fantastic pets, they are soooo sweet!! And I imagine they would make good stock also.


I had a friend who used quail to keep the weeds down in his backyard vineyard.  They'd eat the weeds and leave the vines alone.  It was very small, obviously, and the whole thing was enclosed in wire fencing.

Bonus:  fresh quail eggs and occasional roast quail.
 
2018-03-21 8:16:21 PM  

ifky: I do the same thing with shrimp.


Like, the massive 5 lb. prawns, the regular Atlantic shrimp-on-a-treadmill, or Sea Monkeys?
 
2018-03-21 8:22:57 PM  
I love this thread so much!
 
2018-03-21 9:48:23 PM  
Hm. My father grew up on a small farm many years ago, when those were economically viable. He said, "Chickens are stupid, vicious animals with no personalities, and you will get tired of them very quickly and have no qualms about killing them." His experience may have been shaped by whatever breed of chicken his parents had. I'm thinking they were probably White Leghorn, because they were using the chickens for eggs, not meat. YChickensMV.
 
dkulprit  
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2018-03-21 11:40:01 PM  

caddisfly: Pet Chicken: Fun for kids, dinner when they tire of it, and rats and salmonella in between


This.

Came to say this.   Chickens are breeding grounds for viruses and bugs.   Handling them is a good way to catch a debilitating disease.
 
anuran [TotalFark]  
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2018-03-22 12:36:26 AM  
Most cities that permit chickens don't allow roosters.
Are you sure your neighbors will be able to deal with horny hens crowing "Any Cock'll Do"?
 
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