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(Fox 61 Connecticut)   Man charged with operating a "drug factory" apparently used most of the product himself, according to the pictures   (fox61.com) divider line
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vudukungfu [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2018-03-21 9:29:50 AM  
'drug factory' ???
I've seen better chia pets.
 
2018-03-21 10:30:28 AM  
Oooookay... So roughly 5 zips of harvested pot and a small-scale grow is a "drug factory." Right.
 
2018-03-21 10:31:10 AM  
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Subtonic  
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2018-03-21 10:36:34 AM  
That's pretty goddamned weak for a drug factory.
 
Northern  
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2018-03-21 10:39:00 AM  

vudukungfu: 'drug factory' ???
I've seen better chia pets.


Connecticut has no budget problems.  Surely the million dollars spent on putting this person in a jail cell for decades is in the public interest.
//CT sucks, they are rapidly bleeding out companies and highly paid professionals.
 
2018-03-21 10:40:14 AM  
*eyeroll*
*wonders if he can do that*

Drug factory?
 
Destructor [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2018-03-21 10:40:44 AM  
Digital scales are illegal now? Thank goodness mine's analog (maxes out at 300 lbs)
 
steklo [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2018-03-21 10:40:53 AM  
Isn't that rule number 1? Never take your own product?
 
2018-03-21 10:41:48 AM  

That Guy What Stole the Bacon: Oooookay... So roughly 5 zips of harvested pot and a small-scale grow is a "drug factory." Right.


According to the police, by their math it had a street value of $75 million.
 
2018-03-21 10:42:40 AM  
you take raw material process into a finished product is pretty much the definition of a factory regardless of size.
 
2018-03-21 10:42:54 AM  
amazing mugshot. loved it.
 
2018-03-21 10:43:43 AM  
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This is what too much wacky tobaccy does to you, kids.
 
Thingster  
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2018-03-21 10:44:33 AM  

Destructor: Digital scales are illegal now? Thank goodness mine's analog (maxes out at 300 lbs)


It's like how rolling papers are legal if you have a tobacco pouch, but get an add on paraphanalia charge if you get busted with pot.

A digital scale is "evidence" of intent to distribute, even if it was in your kitchen drawer and is covered in flour residue and never touched the weed.
 
2018-03-21 10:46:07 AM  
That's not a drug factory, that's a guy growing pot in his house.
 
2018-03-21 10:46:16 AM  
Sad that pigs and g-people are still making money off of people doing this.  You can find 144 grams of weed someone dropped on the ground almost anywhere in oregon, and that drug factory is rather unyeilding..I recently hopped on a plane with almost as much in my carry on and not even an eye batted.....
 
LarryDan43  
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2018-03-21 10:47:04 AM  

That Guy What Stole the Bacon: Oooookay... So roughly 5 zips of harvested pot and a small-scale grow is a "drug factory." Right.


All I got was amazon gift card spam.
 
2018-03-21 10:47:21 AM  
All other crime was completed that day, so now they have time to pester people growing plants. Great police work there Lou!
 
mudpants  
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2018-03-21 10:54:25 AM  

LarryDan43: That Guy What Stole the Bacon: Oooookay... So roughly 5 zips of harvested pot and a small-scale grow is a "drug factory." Right.

All I got was amazon gift card spam.


Me too, and a warning I had 4 viruses...vivi?...on my device.  Fark you subby
 
2018-03-21 10:54:38 AM  

LarryDan43: That Guy What Stole the Bacon: Oooookay... So roughly 5 zips of harvested pot and a small-scale grow is a "drug factory." Right.

All I got was amazon gift card spam.


Yeah, I have to have my VPN on to visit the majority of the local news sites linked here nowadays if I want to avoid all the f#cking browser redirects to gift card scams and fake antivirus BS.
 
2018-03-21 10:56:06 AM  

mudpants: LarryDan43: That Guy What Stole the Bacon: Oooookay... So roughly 5 zips of harvested pot and a small-scale grow is a "drug factory." Right.

All I got was amazon gift card spam.

Me too, and a warning I had 4 viruses...vivi?...on my device.  Fark you subby


VPN or turn off javascript. Inconvenient (javascript off) or potentially expensive (VPN) but works like a charm to block that garbage.
 
Dansker  
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2018-03-21 10:57:28 AM  

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: you take raw material process into a finished product is pretty much the definition of a factory regardless of size.


This sounds more like a drug workshop.
 
mrsleep  
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2018-03-21 10:58:26 AM  

captcaveman: All other crime was completed that day, so now they have time to pester people growing plants. Great police work there Lou!


Cause when you disagree with a law, the thing to do is break it, instead of moving somewhere it's legal, or working to change the laws.
 
uttertosh [OhFark]  
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2018-03-21 11:17:52 AM  

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: you take raw material process into a finished product is pretty much the definition of a factory regardless of size.


So, anyone rolling a spliff is a 'factory'?!?

Sorry, man, but f*ck the f*ck right f*cking off with that shyte.
 
2018-03-21 11:19:43 AM  

mrsleep: captcaveman: All other crime was completed that day, so now they have time to pester people growing plants. Great police work there Lou!

Cause when you disagree with a law, the thing to do is break it, instead of moving somewhere it's legal, or working to change the laws.


Why do you think our speedometers go up to well above the speed limit? They're trying to encourage innovation.
 
2018-03-21 11:22:12 AM  

Dansker: SirDigbyChickenCaesar: you take raw material process into a finished product is pretty much the definition of a factory regardless of size.

This sounds more like a drug workshop.


He's working up through the guild levels...
 
uttertosh [OhFark]  
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2018-03-21 11:24:10 AM  

uttertosh: SirDigbyChickenCaesar: you take raw material process into a finished product is pretty much the definition of a factory regardless of size.

So, anyone rolling a spliff is a 'factory'?!?

Sorry, man, but f*ck the f*ck right f*cking off with that shyte.


LOL @ re-reading that in a Mike Myers Scotland accent! XD
 
metamax  
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2018-03-21 11:24:24 AM  

uttertosh: SirDigbyChickenCaesar: you take raw material process into a finished product is pretty much the definition of a factory regardless of size.

So, anyone rolling a spliff is a 'factory'?!?

Sorry, man, but f*ck the f*ck right f*cking off with that shyte.


Im gonna manufacture a spliff so big in my factory we are gonna need a 40-Ton gantry crane to move it.
 
Dansker  
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2018-03-21 11:24:47 AM  

uttertosh: SirDigbyChickenCaesar: you take raw material process into a finished product is pretty much the definition of a factory regardless of size.

So, anyone rolling a spliff is a 'factory'?!?

Sorry, man, but f*ck the f*ck right f*cking off with that shyte.


I dunno, I kinda like the idea of calling my kitchen a "food and beverage factory".
 
2018-03-21 11:27:50 AM  

Dansker: uttertosh: SirDigbyChickenCaesar: you take raw material process into a finished product is pretty much the definition of a factory regardless of size.

So, anyone rolling a spliff is a 'factory'?!?

Sorry, man, but f*ck the f*ck right f*cking off with that shyte.

I dunno, I kinda like the idea of calling my kitchen a "food and beverage factory".


And the bedroom a sex factory.
 
uttertosh [OhFark]  
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2018-03-21 11:28:12 AM  

Dansker: uttertosh: SirDigbyChickenCaesar: you take raw material process into a finished product is pretty much the definition of a factory regardless of size.

So, anyone rolling a spliff is a 'factory'?!?

Sorry, man, but f*ck the f*ck right f*cking off with that shyte.

I dunno, I kinda like the idea of calling my kitchen a "food and beverage factory".


Yeah. Totally working my chili fruit factory (windowsill) right now!!!

BRB, off to the poop-factory. ;)
 
uttertosh [OhFark]  
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2018-03-21 11:29:05 AM  

lindalouwho: Dansker: uttertosh: SirDigbyChickenCaesar: you take raw material process into a finished product is pretty much the definition of a factory regardless of size.

So, anyone rolling a spliff is a 'factory'?!?

Sorry, man, but f*ck the f*ck right f*cking off with that shyte.

I dunno, I kinda like the idea of calling my kitchen a "food and beverage factory".

And the bedroom a sex factory.


ohyou.jpg

/;P
 
2018-03-21 11:30:28 AM  

Wave Of Anal Fury: [img.fark.net image 425x538]
This is what too much wacky tobaccy does to you, kids.


Dad?
 
Dansker  
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2018-03-21 11:33:48 AM  

lindalouwho: Dansker: uttertosh: SirDigbyChickenCaesar: you take raw material process into a finished product is pretty much the definition of a factory regardless of size.

So, anyone rolling a spliff is a 'factory'?!?

Sorry, man, but f*ck the f*ck right f*cking off with that shyte.

I dunno, I kinda like the idea of calling my kitchen a "food and beverage factory".

And the bedroom a sex factory.


Damn straight! And I've perfected the process so it can be run as a one-man operation.
 
Coho  
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2018-03-21 11:38:01 AM  
I feel safer already...
 
2018-03-21 11:45:31 AM  
🎶
I smoke two joints in the bathtub
I smoke two joints on the toilet
I smoke two joints while shaving
It makes me feel alright
🎶
 
Dansker  
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2018-03-21 11:48:03 AM  

uttertosh:
BRB, off to the poop-factory. ;)


Dude, we're ALL poop-factories...
 
uttertosh [OhFark]  
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2018-03-21 11:49:39 AM  

Dansker: uttertosh:
BRB, off to the poop-factory. ;)

Dude, we're ALL poop-factories...


mind-blowing.jpg
 
mudpants  
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2018-03-21 11:53:14 AM  

uttertosh: Dansker: uttertosh: SirDigbyChickenCaesar: you take raw material process into a finished product is pretty much the definition of a factory regardless of size.

So, anyone rolling a spliff is a 'factory'?!?

Sorry, man, but f*ck the f*ck right f*cking off with that shyte.

I dunno, I kinda like the idea of calling my kitchen a "food and beverage factory".

Yeah. Totally working my chili fruit factory (windowsill) right now!!!

BRB, off to the poop-factory. ;)


Unexpected poop thread ?
 
2018-03-21 11:54:21 AM  
Shoulda flushed
 
bughunter  
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2018-03-21 11:55:55 AM  

metamax: Im gonna manufacture a spliff so big in my factory we are gonna need a 40-Ton gantry crane to move it.


Heh.  That reminds me of an old joke.  Definitely objectionable today:

A man dies and is sent to hell for his mortal sins.  He approaches Lucifer who says, "Welcome to Hell.  You're gonna love it here.  We party for eternity.  Lucky for you, it's chemical abuse day.  Drink a barrel of whisky!  A tun of ale!  All the champagne you can chug, you won't have a hangover.  Smoke a joint that requires a 40-ton gantry crane to lift!*  Shoot up enough heroin to kill 100 elephants.  You'll never OD - you're already dead!"

The man says, "Really?  Wow!  What's tomorrow?"

The devil says "Wednesday? Well, that's orgy day.  Hook up with any chick you desire.  Two or three if you like.  Hell, make it twenty - you'll never tire."

The man ponders and says, "Damn.  I never thought Hell would be like this."

To which Lucifer replies "That's what everybody says.  Thursday is gambling day.  Poker, craps, blackjack... we even bring in horses.  You have to pay with body parts, but everything grows back by Friday.  The guy with the most dicks wins.  And-- Oh, you're gonna love Fridays."

"Why, what's Friday?"

"Gay sex day!"

*original was "the size of a telephone pole"
 
Bluemoons  
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2018-03-21 12:00:51 PM  
Damn. That must be some killer weed.
 
2018-03-21 12:23:52 PM  

uttertosh: lindalouwho: Dansker: uttertosh: SirDigbyChickenCaesar: you take raw material process into a finished product is pretty much the definition of a factory regardless of size.

So, anyone rolling a spliff is a 'factory'?!?

Sorry, man, but f*ck the f*ck right f*cking off with that shyte.

I dunno, I kinda like the idea of calling my kitchen a "food and beverage factory".

And the bedroom a sex factory.

ohyou.jpg

/;P


🎶 Get up on the scene
      Like a sex machine 🎶
 
2018-03-21 12:24:23 PM  

Dansker: lindalouwho: Dansker: uttertosh: SirDigbyChickenCaesar: you take raw material process into a finished product is pretty much the definition of a factory regardless of size.

So, anyone rolling a spliff is a 'factory'?!?

Sorry, man, but f*ck the f*ck right f*cking off with that shyte.

I dunno, I kinda like the idea of calling my kitchen a "food and beverage factory".

And the bedroom a sex factory.

Damn straight! And I've perfected the process so it can be run as a one-man operation.


*spits tea everywhere*
 
uttertosh [OhFark]  
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2018-03-21 1:40:54 PM  

lindalouwho: uttertosh: lindalouwho: Dansker: uttertosh: SirDigbyChickenCaesar: you take raw material process into a finished product is pretty much the definition of a factory regardless of size.

So, anyone rolling a spliff is a 'factory'?!?

Sorry, man, but f*ck the f*ck right f*cking off with that shyte.

I dunno, I kinda like the idea of calling my kitchen a "food and beverage factory".

And the bedroom a sex factory.

ohyou.jpg

/;P

🎶 Get up on the scene
      Like a sex machine 🎶


EIP, baby, EIP... ;-D
 
2018-03-21 2:01:07 PM  
street value of $2.1 million dollars.
 
2018-03-21 2:40:10 PM  
So you think you're gonna cross me And mess with my shiat?
Openin' your farkin' trap And flappin' your lip?
Don't fark with me, nubian Cause you're gonna get dropped
I'll snap off your neck With a crackle and pop!
If you say anything You'll beg me to die
Cause I'll make you suck my dick Then I'll nut in your eye
I'll stomp on your world As if my name was Godzilla
I'm comin' for you, motha-farka,

I'm your Krazee-Eyez Killa!

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Burchill  
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2018-03-21 2:41:04 PM  
"harvested marijuana leaves"
So he just threw the flowers out? I don't think so.
 
2018-03-21 3:17:24 PM  
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2018-03-21 3:40:59 PM  

Thingster: Destructor: Digital scales are illegal now? Thank goodness mine's analog (maxes out at 300 lbs)

It's like how rolling papers are legal if you have a tobacco pouch, but get an add on paraphanalia charge if you get busted with pot.

A digital scale is "evidence" of intent to distribute, even if it was in your kitchen drawer and is covered in flour residue and never touched the weed.


That is scary. We had to get one when my daughter was diagnosed as a type 1 diabetic.
 
2018-03-21 3:42:41 PM  

That Guy What Stole the Bacon: LarryDan43: That Guy What Stole the Bacon: Oooookay... So roughly 5 zips of harvested pot and a small-scale grow is a "drug factory." Right.

All I got was amazon gift card spam.

Yeah, I have to have my VPN on to visit the majority of the local news sites linked here nowadays if I want to avoid all the f#cking browser redirects to gift card scams and fake antivirus BS.


I use a good VPN and privacy browser in addition to script blocker
 
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