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(KFOR Oklahoma City)   Oklahoma woman who married her mother pleads guilty to incest, awful Supergirl cosplay   (kfor.com) divider line
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Brawndo [TotalFark]  
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2018-03-21 9:59:21 AM  
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Also, why is the daughter the only one receiving counseling? How about the mom that has married TWOof her children?
 
GRCooper [OhFark]  
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2018-03-21 10:16:08 AM  
So, they're available?

/asking for a friend
 
cgraves67  
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2018-03-21 10:21:29 AM  
Is it really worth prosecuting incest if the act cannot produce offspring?
 
Priapetic [BareFark]  
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2018-03-21 10:24:47 AM  

Brawndo: [img.fark.net image 425x238]
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Also, why is the daughter the only one receiving counseling? How about the mom that has married TWOof her children?


Yeah, that's about 150 lbs of crazy in a 5 lb bag.
 
steklo [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2018-03-21 10:24:50 AM  
I've had enough Internet for one day.

Gonna take a break.
 
Gergesa  
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2018-03-21 10:27:19 AM  
Well I think euthanasia should seriously be considered here.
 
The Martian Manhandler  
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2018-03-21 10:27:34 AM  
FTFA: Prosecutors say Patricia Spann also married one of her sons. That marriage was annulled in 2010.

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mrparks  
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2018-03-21 10:27:44 AM  

steklo: I've had enough Internet for one day.

Gonna take a break.


It'll be here when you get back.
 
God--  
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2018-03-21 10:27:56 AM  
Not the mother/daughter fantasy I had in mind.... yeesh!
 
Day_Old_Dutchie  
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2018-03-21 10:28:37 AM  
I thought cosplay with Wonder Woman was hotter

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lindalouwho [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2018-03-21 10:29:15 AM  

Brawndo: [img.fark.net image 425x238]
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Also, why is the daughter the only one receiving counseling? How about the mom that has married TWOof her children?


The mom is in jail for 2 years right now.
 
Fano  
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2018-03-21 10:29:46 AM  

The Martian Manhandler: FTFA: Prosecutors say Patricia Spann also married one of her sons. That marriage was annulled in 2010.

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A SPANNER IN THE WORKS!
 
metamax  
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2018-03-21 10:30:32 AM  
How will we ever breed the Kwizatz Haderach now?
 
lack of warmth  
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2018-03-21 10:31:44 AM  

God--: Not the mother/daughter fantasy I had in mind.... yeesh!


You're hoping they had an open relationship, and bring in guests to their bedroom?
 
Somacandra [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2018-03-21 10:31:58 AM  
jFC how many times is this gonna get greened?
 
loki021376  
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2018-03-21 10:32:06 AM  
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Snargi  
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2018-03-21 10:32:41 AM  
That's taking the 'Marry the wife, you marry her family' thing a little bit too far
 
SirDigbyChickenCaesar  
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2018-03-21 10:36:31 AM  
"Prosecutors say Patricia Spann also married one of her sons. That marriage was annulled in 2010."

The other son is probably just some normal Joe trying his best to hide the fact that he is related to this freakshow.
 
stonelotus  
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2018-03-21 10:39:05 AM  
you motherfarker.
 
Latinwolf [recently expired TotalFark]  
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2018-03-21 10:40:17 AM  

Somacandra: jFC how many times is this gonna get greened?


I remember this story being on Fark months ago, so yeah.
 
wellreadneck  
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2018-03-21 10:45:57 AM  
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Gilligann  
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2018-03-21 10:49:50 AM  
There's some sort of singularity at the tip of that woman's nose that's pulling the rest of her face into it
 
Cheeseburger  
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2018-03-21 10:52:16 AM  
'Now I've heard everything' becoming a bit too literal for me. Thought I'd heard it all when I read the story on FARK about the guy, with strategic hole in his pants, having sex with a horse, but no. Mommy/Wifey takes the cake. Please, Reality, give me a break.
 
bighairyguy [TotalFark]  
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2018-03-21 10:55:17 AM  
Another problem with DC movies may be the quality of their fans,
 
Harry Freakstorm  
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2018-03-21 10:56:34 AM  
Have I got a deal for our good friends, the Native Americans?  Just take Oklahoma back.  There's a little baggage...
Not going to happen, forked tongued, mentally disabled fish, whitey.
 
Trucker  
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2018-03-21 10:57:33 AM  
"All in the family" is not supposed to be your sex life.
 
priapic_abandon2  
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2018-03-21 10:59:35 AM  
I Want a Girl (Just Like the Girl) - Buffalo Bills
Youtube QnU6WMeZlKE
 
lindalouwho [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2018-03-21 11:00:40 AM  

bighairyguy: Another problem with DC movies may be the quality of their fans,


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Wrong thread, buddy.
 
booger42  
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2018-03-21 11:01:29 AM  
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ToasterRadio  
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2018-03-21 11:05:19 AM  
I actually read TFA and I'm flummoxed. Why are these people doing this? It's obvious the state doesn't think it's funny. There doesn't seem to be any point they're trying to make.

I mean, are these people just really stupid?

I don't get it.
 
acad1228  
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2018-03-21 11:07:09 AM  

Harry Freakstorm: Have I got a deal for our good friends, the Native Americans?  Just take Oklahoma back.  There's a little baggage...
Not going to happen, forked tongued, mentally disabled fish, whitey.


We're taking it back. What do you think all of the casinos are for?

/102 casinos
//77 counties
///3 slashies
 
bighairyguy [TotalFark]  
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2018-03-21 11:09:37 AM  

bighairyguy: Another problem with DC movies may be the quality of their fans,


Both of the women are wearing Superman t-shirts plus Supergirl is mentioned in the headline, so my comment is in context.
 
jtown  
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2018-03-21 11:10:37 AM  

lindalouwho: bighairyguy: Another problem with DC movies may be the quality of their fans,

quizzicaldog.jpg

Wrong thread, buddy.


Supergirl is a DC character.
 
Random Anonymous Blackmail  
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2018-03-21 11:16:40 AM  
Patricia Spann has said she thought the marriage was legal because she lost custody of her daughter and two sons years ago

Am I having some sort of comprehension issue today... did I stroke out?

She lost custody of her daughters and sons and therefore she isn't related to them?

I guess I am curious how being the birth mother is not listed on the birth certificate regardless of custody
 
Bermuda59 [TotalFark]  
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2018-03-21 11:19:12 AM  
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lindalouwho [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2018-03-21 11:26:28 AM  

jtown: lindalouwho: bighairyguy: Another problem with DC movies may be the quality of their fans,

quizzicaldog.jpg

Wrong thread, buddy.

Supergirl is a DC character.


Ahahahaha, joke's on me!

/ thanks
 
lack of warmth  
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2018-03-21 11:27:27 AM  

Random Anonymous Blackmail: Patricia Spann has said she thought the marriage was legal because she lost custody of her daughter and two sons years ago

Am I having some sort of comprehension issue today... did I stroke out?

She lost custody of her daughters and sons and therefore she isn't related to them?

I guess I am curious how being the birth mother is not listed on the birth certificate regardless of custody


Some people think whatever they can get away with is legal.  She didn't think she would get caught, therefore not illegal.  Twisted thinking, shared by many, although to different degrees.  Most think since they get away with going 15-20mph over the speed limit is legal because they don't get pulled over.  Some 1,800 people learned last summer that was not correct, when the MSP targeted M24, and got the average speed down to nearly the speed limit.

North of Metamora is tame, but once people get into Oakland county, it's back up to 70 in a 55.
 
gar1013  
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2018-03-21 11:29:24 AM  

cgraves67: Is it really worth prosecuting incest if the act cannot produce offspring?


And also, if we as a society allow gay marriage, why shouldn't this, as well as polygamy be legal as well?

Not in favor of any of it being legal, but let's acknowledge this huge inconsistency.
 
bughunter  
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2018-03-21 11:30:11 AM  

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She's got the crazy eyes.  I wouldn't trust her enough to fall asleep afterwards, and would be too scared to kick her out.  Gotta NOPE that, she's in the red zone.
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pastramithemosterotic  
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2018-03-21 11:30:15 AM  
Well, that's uh.... that's something.

I'm gonna get back to work now while simultaneously bleaching my eyeballs
 
Abe Vigoda's Ghost  
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2018-03-21 11:31:47 AM  
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Fano  
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2018-03-21 11:32:22 AM  

lack of warmth: Random Anonymous Blackmail: Patricia Spann has said she thought the marriage was legal because she lost custody of her daughter and two sons years ago

Am I having some sort of comprehension issue today... did I stroke out?

She lost custody of her daughters and sons and therefore she isn't related to them?

I guess I am curious how being the birth mother is not listed on the birth certificate regardless of custody

Some people think whatever they can get away with is legal.  She didn't think she would get caught, therefore not illegal.  Twisted thinking, shared by many, although to different degrees.  Most think since they get away with going 15-20mph over the speed limit is legal because they don't get pulled over.  Some 1,800 people learned last summer that was not correct, when the MSP targeted M24, and got the average speed down to nearly the speed limit.

North of Metamora is tame, but once people get into Oakland county, it's back up to 70 in a 55.


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Gleeman  
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2018-03-21 11:35:15 AM  
If this was Old Fark we could dish out some eye bleach in the form of a hot Supergirl cosplay thread jack.
 
FlashHarry [TotalFark]  
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2018-03-21 11:35:21 AM  
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WTP 2  
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2018-03-21 11:38:20 AM  
yuck.
 
kb7rky  
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2018-03-21 11:46:29 AM  
Pretty sure this is a repeat article...not gonna look for the original. That was disturbing enough.
 
ramblingandpie  
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2018-03-21 11:46:48 AM  
I'm just. I'm hoping that they wanted to do this for inheritance/legal reasons. Like. Since the mother lost custody, but she wants her daughter to have all the next-of-kin healthcare proxy, inheritance, etc stuff?

/this is what I tell myself so I can sleep at night
//my wife and I resemble each other and so we have to constantly correct people who think we are sisters and that is weird enough
///someone the other day thought she was my mom and that mistake was awkward enough (csb)
 
Diocletian's Last Cabbage [TotalFark]  
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2018-03-21 11:54:13 AM  
The question still stands; IS she her own grandma?
 
meanmutton  
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2018-03-21 12:03:47 PM  

Random Anonymous Blackmail: Patricia Spann has said she thought the marriage was legal because she lost custody of her daughter and two sons years ago

Am I having some sort of comprehension issue today... did I stroke out?

She lost custody of her daughters and sons and therefore she isn't related to them?

I guess I am curious how being the birth mother is not listed on the birth certificate regardless of custody


They probably got adopted.
 
Non Human  
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2018-03-21 12:04:23 PM  
Da fuk is wrong with people?
 
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