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Naido [TotalFark]  
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2018-03-20 9:08:38 PM  
Actually, I'm told the version for females is called a merkin.  And it's no 'mystery', everyone has known for years that this lion was a lesbian
 
2018-03-20 11:10:07 PM  
She looks Amish to me.
 
PirateKing [OhFark]  
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2018-03-20 11:48:59 PM  
You don't think lionesses celebrate pride?
 
2018-03-20 11:58:30 PM  
LBGTQRaaaaaR!!
 
morg  
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2018-03-20 11:58:55 PM  
I thought they covered that in the last one but maybe this was more precise.
 
2018-03-21 12:02:55 AM  
The same thing happens with Cardinals:

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ol' gormsby  
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2018-03-21 12:10:15 AM  
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OOF  
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2018-03-21 12:14:41 AM  
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jtown  
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2018-03-21 12:22:25 AM  
A long time ago in a city far, far away, my roommates and I adopted a cat from the shelter.  They said it was a male and, since there were no balls, we assumed he was neutered and were annoyed that we had to pay for a spay/neuter certificate since it was clearly of no value for a neutered cat.

A few days later, a roommate's girlfriend was petting the cat who was sprawled in her lap.  "This is not a male cat.  I can't believe I'm dating one of you idiots."  Like we lifted the tail and poked around.  So Bob was renamed Bobbi.
 
2018-03-21 12:40:41 AM  
What color is her Subaru Forester?
 
2018-03-21 12:52:45 AM  

fragMasterFlash: What color is her Subaru Forester?


Obviously hunter green.
 
minorshan  
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2018-03-21 1:09:28 AM  

Marcus Aurelius: She looks Amish to me.


Well, certainly as well groomed as an Amish Dreamcatcher.
 
2018-03-21 1:18:29 AM  

jtown: A long time ago in a city far, far away, my roommates and I adopted a cat from the shelter.  They said it was a male and, since there were no balls, we assumed he was neutered and were annoyed that we had to pay for a spay/neuter certificate since it was clearly of no value for a neutered cat.

A few days later, a roommate's girlfriend was petting the cat who was sprawled in her lap.  "This is not a male cat.  I can't believe I'm dating one of you idiots."  Like we lifted the tail and poked around.  So Bob was renamed Bobbi.


"AND POKED AROUND"?!!
 
minorshan  
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2018-03-21 1:20:12 AM  
I was looking for a cover of Beyonce's Single Ladies, but this is fun too:
The Beards - All The Bearded Ladies (Film Clip - 2014)
Youtube 9ua2_UaCPgA
 
Jeff5  
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2018-03-21 1:52:16 AM  
Obviously taking steroids for the next time those damned gazelles come across the fence.
 
Jeff5  
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2018-03-21 1:54:06 AM  

jtown: A long time ago in a city far, far away, my roommates and I adopted a cat from the shelter.  They said it was a male and, since there were no balls, we assumed he was neutered and were annoyed that we had to pay for a spay/neuter certificate since it was clearly of no value for a neutered cat.

A few days later, a roommate's girlfriend was petting the cat who was sprawled in her lap.  "This is not a male cat.  I can't believe I'm dating one of you idiots."  Like we lifted the tail and poked around.  So Bob was renamed Bobbi.


In the immortal words of Lewis Grizzard: "Damn, brother, I don't think I'd have told that."
 
2018-03-21 1:56:07 AM  
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Jclark666  
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2018-03-21 1:59:53 AM  
What's her sister's mane?
 
2018-03-21 2:01:16 AM  
Now even the lions are transgender???!!! Mike Pence warned us about this!
 
ShowStop  
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2018-03-21 2:03:08 AM  

KodosZardoz: Now even the lions are transgender???!!! Mike Pence warned us about this!


Caitlyn, is that you?
 
berylman  
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2018-03-21 2:18:34 AM  
Androstenedione surplus in post menopausal women...coming soon to a cafeteria lady near you
/for gods sake shave that weird one inch hair lady
 
2018-03-21 4:27:08 AM  
Is the another Hillary Clinton hit piece?
 
2018-03-21 5:18:00 AM  

little big man: The same thing happens with Cardinals:

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More relevant, "Wanderlei Silva in a dress" - Dana White
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daffy  
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2018-03-21 5:44:01 AM  
It also happens to humans females. A little bit of estrogen can help.
 
2018-03-21 7:01:52 AM  
She's a man, baby! Yeah!
 
jayphat  
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2018-03-21 8:38:24 AM  
Really, no one else posted this?

Underage Bichon
Youtube lgKCmkZ_p3U
 
jayphat  
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2018-03-21 8:38:41 AM  

jayphat: Really, no one else posted this?

[YouTube video: Underage Bichon]


Also,VERY NSFW.
 
2018-03-21 9:22:00 AM  

symptomoftheuniverse: LBGTQRaaaaaR!!


Saw this lion man at Tulsa Pride back in '16.

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