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(CBC)   Police seek shoeless man in relation to Toothy Moose stabbing. Toothless squirrel unavailable for comment   (cbc.ca) divider line
    More: Strange, Injuries, Toothy Moose bar, Grafton Street area, Halifax Regional Municipality, Halifax Regional Police, minor stab wound, early Sunday morning, slightly wavy hair  
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Farkspeare [TotalFark]  
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2018-03-20 8:33:29 AM  
Say it ain't so
 
Slaxl  
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2018-03-20 8:48:03 AM  
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Suspect is shoeless, repeat, shoeless.
 
Tr0mBoNe [TotalFark]  
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2018-03-20 9:35:05 AM  
He was wearing black socks with no shoes, a light-coloured shirt with a plaid pattern and black sweatpants.

ummm anyone see Ricky?

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2018-03-20 9:37:07 AM  

Farkspeare: Say it ain't so


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2018-03-20 9:54:07 AM  
The suspect is shoeless! I repeat, the suspect is SHOELESS!!
 
2018-03-20 9:54:30 AM  

Slaxl: [i.ytimg.com image 480x360]

Suspect is shoeless, repeat, shoeless.


goddamnit
 
2018-03-20 9:57:34 AM  
"A man who was initially arrested at the scene was released without charges."

The most interesting part of the story is that the Toothless Moose is the kind of place in which the police may accidentally arrest the wrong shoeless man covered in blood.
 
2018-03-20 9:58:48 AM  
Where's the angel and the demon?
 
2018-03-20 10:01:22 AM  
Since she is rumoured to be playing Squirrel Girl in an upcoming TV series, here's a picture of Milana
Vayntrub:

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2018-03-20 10:03:23 AM  
Suspect is shoeless, re-

Slaxl: [i.ytimg.com image 480x360]

Suspect is shoeless, repeat, shoeless.


fark.
 
2018-03-20 10:04:22 AM  

DjangoStonereaver: Since she is rumoured to be playing Squirrel Girl in an upcoming TV series, here's a picture of Milana
Vayntrub:

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That's can't be sanitary, blowing the microphone like that. Either way, I'll be in my bunk.
 
olapbill  
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2018-03-20 10:07:42 AM  
a moose once bit my sister.
 
ZMugg [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2018-03-20 10:15:39 AM  

pastramithemosterotic: DjangoStonereaver: Since she is rumoured to be playing Squirrel Girl in an upcoming TV series, here's a picture of Milana
Vayntrub:

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That's can't be sanitary, blowing the microphone like that. Either way, I'll be in my bunk.


Looks like she's chewing on it to me. I guess we see what we want to see.

Also: Shoeless Man doesn't know the difference between Right and Wrong.
 
2018-03-20 10:20:22 AM  

pastramithemosterotic: DjangoStonereaver: Since she is rumoured to be playing Squirrel Girl in an upcoming TV series, here's a picture of Milana
Vayntrub:

[img.myconfinedspace.com image 770x770]

That's can't be sanitary, blowing the microphone like that. Either way, I'll be in my bunk.


She certainly seems to have a thing for microphones (Image too large to post)
 
2018-03-20 10:22:04 AM  

DjangoStonereaver: pastramithemosterotic: DjangoStonereaver: Since she is rumoured to be playing Squirrel Girl in an upcoming TV series, here's a picture of Milana
Vayntrub:

[img.myconfinedspace.com image 770x770]

That's can't be sanitary, blowing the microphone like that. Either way, I'll be in my bunk.

She certainly seems to have a thing for microphones (Image too large to post)


Oh my.
 
X-Geek [TotalFark]  
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2018-03-20 10:29:05 AM  
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Sorry folks, the bar is closed. The Toothy Moose out front should've told ya.
 
Tr0mBoNe [TotalFark]  
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2018-03-20 10:29:58 AM  

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Sorry folks, the bar is closed. The Toothy Moose out front should've told ya.


That was their closed sign for a while... I'm trying to find a pic.
 
FrancoFile [TotalFark]  
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2018-03-20 10:37:12 AM  
Is this heaven?

No, it's Nova Scotia.
 
2018-03-20 11:35:35 AM  
I shot a moose once...

/And the joke is on them, 'cause it's Restricted!
 
2018-03-20 11:47:07 AM  

Tr0mBoNe: He was wearing black socks with no shoes, a light-coloured shirt with a plaid pattern and black sweatpants.


notret
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Petite Mel  
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2018-03-20 12:19:32 PM  

olapbill: a moose once bit my sister.


Mynd you, toothless møøse bites are not very nasti...
 
2018-03-20 12:20:49 PM  
Hey Rocky! Watch me pull a pair of shoes out of my hat!
 
Schlubbe [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2018-03-20 1:13:55 PM  
'Toothy Moose Stabbing' is the name of my... y'know what? Just forget it
 
2018-03-20 3:01:06 PM  
Shoes, no shoes, who cares?  Your shoe situation can be altered.  The question we should be asking is, "To what degree is his hair wavy?"
 
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