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2021-09-27 7:18:15 PM  
The anal stimulator did not reach my prostate, the nipple piercer was dull, but at least couldn't hear myself scream.
 
retrophil [TotalFark]  
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2021-09-27 8:06:59 PM  
And Leon's getting larger!
 
mattgsx  
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2021-09-27 9:14:57 PM  
Crappiest electric drumset ever. I plugged them into my amp but I don't get any sound no matter how hard I bang on them.
 
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2021-09-27 9:19:29 PM  
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No one does this. Ever.
 
Aetre [TotalFark]  
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2021-09-27 9:27:09 PM  

Aetre: This headphone set is like a bad hooker. I shelled out extra to try and get a full-head experience, and all I ended up with was mono.


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AstroJesus  
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2021-09-27 9:31:58 PM  
Great product! Their Shareport daisy-chain technology has enabled me to share my apocalyptic prophecies to my suicide cult in real time! When the comet comes, we should be long gone, thanks to OneOdio's Studio Pro headphones! The Great God Shebwabwa thanks you!
 
beezeltown  
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2021-09-27 9:33:56 PM  
I can't tell you the trouble I had with these headphones. My cousin Merlinda had a new pair and I tried them on. She had the Old Caledonia Pentecostal Nazarene Church Radio Powerful Christ hour a playin on them headphones. They was crystal clear--I felt like I was in that there church and let me tell you about the lowards workah! Destroy that which causes you to seeinn! Repeeyeent of the Loward you heathen wretch JAYZUS FIRE SHALL RAIN UPON YOU AND YOU. SHALL. BEEYA. CLEENZED!! [hallyluyay!]

Why I jumped up on Merlinda's table and began ta witnessin and churning the devil out of my hair and clothing. Merlinda says to me "Jerrryy, wut the f*ck are you a doin!?"[she talks real slow] And I says "MERLINDA, I CAST THE DEVILS OUT OF YOU--HAGADAHBLABABA!" and I grabbed her wig and yanked it off shouting "SATAN YOU GET OUT!" and Merlinda grabbed her ironing board and threw it at me. Welp, I fell off the table and split my head half open on her cast iron door stop (the one that says "bless this mess"). Well, it was not a blessed mess.

Merlinda shouted, real slow, "Git tha f*ck outta heeyar, Jurryy!" An I says "Satan's got you woman!" Then she hit me with her toaster over, then I got tha f*ck out.

Well, I left my shoes, and Merlinda won't give them back. I had to go to work in flip flops and my boss says "you can't pluck chickens in flip flops, you numb nut sunnova dog turd!" And he sent me down to the shiat shovelers for the last month. And I hate the shiat shovelers--those fellers ain't on the up and up!

Anyway, those damn headphones got me in nothing but trouble.
 
edmo [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2021-09-27 9:42:51 PM  
Roomba is ready to work after just 30 minutes of charging.

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2021-09-27 9:46:59 PM  
1/5 stars....These don't keep my balls warm at all! No matter what I plug them into.
 
kkinnison [OhFark]  
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2021-09-27 9:52:46 PM  
I was using it and got covid, would not recommend as a facemask
 
2021-09-27 9:59:17 PM  
***** You won't believe your ear
Reviewed in the United States on September 27, 2021
Color: Black | Verified Purchase

I am soooooo glad I bought these wired over ear headphones. I had previously purchased the wireless over the nose headphones, which sounded terrible and kept making me sneeze. They are far superior. People ask me "Why are you recording with headphones and not microphones?"  To which I answer "Shut up, stupid." I have been using these headphones to record my phone piano, and may I say, the sound is terrific. The recording is even better for my piano guitar. I haven't yet tried recording my guitar laptop yet, but if I do, I will come back and update this review.

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SumoJeb [OhFark]  
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2021-09-27 10:06:22 PM  
Did not like that it came with two different size plugs. I did not need this option.
1 star only because they don't let you do no star

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2021-09-27 10:11:01 PM  
I already have headphones so stop trying to sell them to me.

0 stars.
 
Katwang  
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2021-09-27 10:13:52 PM  
Do not recommend ⭐
I bought these electric ear muffs to keep warm during the winter. Hardly any padding to keep my ears warm at 70 degrees. The cord is not compatible with the cigarette lighter in my car so I can't plug them in.
On the upside they do hold my hat on my head in a stiff breeze.
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2021-09-27 10:14:02 PM  
These headphones literally changed my life! Their noise canceling abilities are so good I didn't realize the hooker's screams could be heard back the neighbors. I would buy again in 5 to 10.
 
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2021-09-27 10:31:27 PM  

thatguyoverthere70: I am soooooo glad I bought these wired over ear headphones.


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2021-09-27 10:48:57 PM  
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2021-09-27 11:17:08 PM  
1 Star.
This is the weirdest fitting bra.  But I like the attention.
 
Bob Down  
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2021-09-28 3:12:47 AM  
"A good product, satisfying and Five-Star level certainly!"


Why yes, I do read the reviews at DealExtreme
 
2021-09-28 7:09:24 AM  
Tweezers so ineffective you might as well pick things up with your hands like some peasant.  Nostril cleansing wire's ends should be more curved.
 
cwheelie  
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2021-09-28 11:07:41 AM  
1 star - No Foghat or Boston, just crappy DJ music
 
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