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Valter  
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2021-09-27 8:47:19 PM  
The meat of predators is not appealing in the least.
 
AbuHashish  
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2021-09-27 8:49:55 PM  
Aren't there breeds of dogs specifically bred for eating? Like cows? Otherwise, cool.
 
whither_apophis  
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2021-09-27 8:52:19 PM  

Valter: The meat of predators is not appealing in the least.


Leaving aside basically all seafood, chickens and ducks are pretty omnivorous
 
Cultured [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2021-09-27 8:53:24 PM  
Based on the headline I expected a guinea pig thread.
 
NeoCortex42 [TotalFark]  
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2021-09-27 8:56:44 PM  
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foo monkey [TotalFark]  
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2021-09-27 8:57:02 PM  
Business tab, subby.
 
AbuHashish  
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2021-09-27 8:59:05 PM  

Valter: The meat of predators is not appealing in the least.


That's why dog tastes better than wolf.
 
August11 [recently expired TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2021-09-27 9:01:48 PM  

whither_apophis: Valter: The meat of predators is not appealing in the least.

Leaving aside basically all seafood, chickens and ducks are pretty omnivorous


My flock of chickens eat like queens, their eggs and occasional rooster taste delicious.

Tonight we played ahi tuna football. I saved a tiny chunk of seared tuna from dinner. Threw it to the flock and off they go, the craziest omnivorific game in the universe.
 
invictus2  
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2021-09-27 9:01:54 PM  
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Why is that dork in the glasses staring at the dogs ass?
 
Subtonic  
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2021-09-27 9:02:59 PM  

AbuHashish: Aren't there breeds of dogs specifically bred for eating? Like cows? Otherwise, cool.


Dog is a fine meal.
 
Eat The Placenta  
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2021-09-27 9:03:37 PM  

invictus2: [Fark user image 850x637]Why is that dork in the glasses staring at the dogs ass?



You are what you eat?
 
ltdanman44 [BareFark]  
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2021-09-27 9:03:58 PM  
First we ate the horses... | Stannis Baratheon: Game of Thrones.
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SwiftFox  
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2021-09-27 9:05:49 PM  
Now, let's ban sport and fur hunting of wolves and coyotes here in the US.
 
mattgsx  
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2021-09-27 9:08:18 PM  

Valter: The meat of predators is not appealing in the least.


Shark is amazing.
 
seventypercent [TotalFark]  
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2021-09-27 9:09:26 PM  
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mattgsx  
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2021-09-27 9:09:28 PM  

mattgsx: Valter: The meat of predators is not appealing in the least.

Shark is amazing.


Actually, so is gator (though I think this one requires the right meal/application).
 
Salmon  
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2021-09-27 9:16:03 PM  

invictus2: [Fark user image 850x637]Why is that dork in the glasses staring at the dogs ass?


well, just look at it!
 
MrPoopyPants  
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2021-09-27 9:16:39 PM  
Main, apparently.
 
Cultured [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2021-09-27 9:25:48 PM  

mattgsx: Valter: The meat of predators is not appealing in the least.

Shark is amazing.


Lots of people eat whale, and seals.
 
SwiftFox  
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2021-09-27 9:31:27 PM  

Cultured: mattgsx: Valter: The meat of predators is not appealing in the least.

Shark is amazing.

Lots of people eat whale, and seals.


Ah, memories of my Nantucket island visit's sights.  "We used to kill a lot of whales."
 
Back2Good  
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2021-09-27 9:32:42 PM  
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skybird659 [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2021-09-27 9:38:08 PM  
Politics. Wait...no, definately politics.
 
Excelsior  
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2021-09-27 9:43:27 PM  

Valter: The meat of predators is not appealing in the least.


Dogs aren't actually carnivores, they're opportunistic omnivores, and eat pretty much anything that's convenient. Just like chickens -- do you eat those?
(Chickens will hunt & eat bugs, worms, snails, slugs, small lizards, and baby mice)

Cats are obligate carnivores, dogs are not.   Heck, Tuna and Salmon are predators.
 
Urmuf Hamer [TotalFark]  
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2021-09-27 9:44:17 PM  

SwiftFox: Now, let's ban sport and fur hunting of wolves and coyotes here in the US.


THIS. A million times this. FFS
 
RoyFokker'sGhost  
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2021-09-27 9:55:00 PM  
Not a fan of Korean food to begin with, never interested in travelling to South Korea, and I doubt that I'll ever find a pet microchip in my bulgogi (one of the few dishes I do enjoy) here in the US. So...really doesn't affect me.

/sour and fermented (outside of beer) are flavor profiles I can't tolerate
//you guys do you
 
Kat09tails [TotalFark]  
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2021-09-27 9:57:53 PM  

Valter: The meat of predators is not appealing in the least.


Not true. People mostly decide what's appealing or not based on pretty arbitrary cultural norms. Pretty much the only animal cuisine I don't think I've tried from the area is big horn sheep and possum. I don't think I'd care to eat possum.

Omnivores
For the most part they tend to taste like what they ate. Most pigs given the chance will eat carrion, birds, eggs etc. They taste fine.
Bears that aren't eating fish or trash taste a lot like grass finished beef.
Non urban raccoons tend to taste a lot like bear, just super duper greasy.
Coyote jerky tasted a lot like deer jerky.
I haven't had occasion to eat dog but I imagine it tastes quite a bit like coyote.

Carnivores
Cougar tastes a whole lot like really good pork. You do have to cook it super well because it'll absolutely give you trichinosis.
Bobcat tastes similar. I imagine cat is pretty close.
Gator I thought tasted like a not unpleasant fishy chicken.
Rattle snake tasted like dry chicken.
 
WTP 2  
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2021-09-27 10:04:18 PM  
a dog* like that you don't eat all at once...


/*pig
//borrowed from the pig joke.
/// it's all i got.
 
foo monkey [TotalFark]  
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2021-09-27 10:08:48 PM  

RoyFokker'sGhost: Not a fan of Korean food to begin with, never interested in travelling to South Korea, and I doubt that I'll ever find a pet microchip in my bulgogi (one of the few dishes I do enjoy) here in the US. So...really doesn't affect me.

/sour and fermented (outside of beer) are flavor profiles I can't tolerate
//you guys do you


Are you trying to trigger me tonight, Roy?
 
NathanAllen  
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2021-09-27 10:19:17 PM  

Valter: The meat of predators is not appealing in the least.


Mammals yes.

Seafood, fish, birds, and reptiles. We eat the fark out of those
 
Bonzo_1116  
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2021-09-27 10:21:00 PM  

AbuHashish: Aren't there breeds of dogs specifically bred for eating? Like cows? Otherwise, cool.


Chihuahuas were originally an "eating" breed.  Easy to keep, act as burglar alarms, and can convert table scraps into usable meat when times are hard.
 
foo monkey [TotalFark]  
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2021-09-27 10:28:48 PM  

NathanAllen: Valter: The meat of predators is not appealing in the least.

Mammals yes.

Seafood, fish, birds, and reptiles. We eat the fark out of those


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Some Junkie Cosmonaut  
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2021-09-27 11:06:51 PM  

Kat09tails: Valter: The meat of predators is not appealing in the least.

Not true. People mostly decide what's appealing or not based on pretty arbitrary cultural norms. Pretty much the only animal cuisine I don't think I've tried from the area is big horn sheep and possum. I don't think I'd care to eat possum.

Omnivores
For the most part they tend to taste like what they ate. Most pigs given the chance will eat carrion, birds, eggs etc. They taste fine.
Bears that aren't eating fish or trash taste a lot like grass finished beef.
Non urban raccoons tend to taste a lot like bear, just super duper greasy.
Coyote jerky tasted a lot like deer jerky.
I haven't had occasion to eat dog but I imagine it tastes quite a bit like coyote.

Carnivores
Cougar tastes a whole lot like really good pork. You do have to cook it super well because it'll absolutely give you trichinosis.
Bobcat tastes similar. I imagine cat is pretty close.
Gator I thought tasted like a not unpleasant fishy chicken.
Rattle snake tasted like dry chicken.


The opportunistic omnivore classification obviously also includes Kat09tails as well as the other entries
 
MythDragon  
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2021-09-27 11:17:29 PM  

AbuHashish: Valter: The meat of predators is not appealing in the least.

That's why dog tastes better than wolf.


Bald eagle is so much better than either of those.
 
SwiftFox  
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2021-09-27 11:29:25 PM  

MythDragon: AbuHashish: Valter: The meat of predators is not appealing in the least.

That's why dog tastes better than wolf.

Bald eagle is so much better than either of those.


"Here he is, your Komodo Dragon..."
 
SwiftFox  
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2021-09-28 12:35:38 AM  

RoyFokker'sGhost: [...]
/sour and fermented (outside of beer) are flavor profiles I can't tolerate
//you guys do you


Beer or bread
 
Kat09tails [TotalFark]  
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2021-09-28 1:13:58 AM  

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: Kat09tails: Valter: The meat of predators is not appealing in the least.

Not true. People mostly decide what's appealing or not based on pretty arbitrary cultural norms. Pretty much the only animal cuisine I don't think I've tried from the area is big horn sheep and possum. I don't think I'd care to eat possum.

Omnivores
For the most part they tend to taste like what they ate. Most pigs given the chance will eat carrion, birds, eggs etc. They taste fine.
Bears that aren't eating fish or trash taste a lot like grass finished beef.
Non urban raccoons tend to taste a lot like bear, just super duper greasy.
Coyote jerky tasted a lot like deer jerky.
I haven't had occasion to eat dog but I imagine it tastes quite a bit like coyote.

Carnivores
Cougar tastes a whole lot like really good pork. You do have to cook it super well because it'll absolutely give you trichinosis.
Bobcat tastes similar. I imagine cat is pretty close.
Gator I thought tasted like a not unpleasant fishy chicken.
Rattle snake tasted like dry chicken.

The opportunistic omnivore classification obviously also includes Kat09tails as well as the other entries


Yep, there's room for all creatures next to the potatoes.

I was thinking about it and I did try muktuk and raw seal when I was a kid. It's hard to describe either as like anything else. I would say both are an acquired taste.
 
ttycook  
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2021-09-28 7:05:49 AM  
I love my stanley-boy, but i dont understand why everyone hates koreans eating dogs.  I could love a pet cow just as much ....
 
8tReAsUrEz  
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2021-09-28 9:01:36 AM  
If you've eaten at a taco stand on the roadside in Mexico outside the big cities, you've eaten dog. Did you tell it apart? Guess not. Dogs aren't endangered, let the Koreans eat what they want
 
Maxor  
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2021-09-28 3:21:58 PM  
I don't go out of my way to eat dog, That said I don't go out of my way to eat goat and I like goat.   If someone wants to raise it and have it great if not Great as well.
 
jay_bones15  
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2021-09-29 1:18:27 AM  

Kat09tails: Valter: The meat of predators is not appealing in the least.

Not true. People mostly decide what's appealing or not based on pretty arbitrary cultural norms. Pretty much the only animal cuisine I don't think I've tried from the area is big horn sheep and possum. I don't think I'd care to eat possum.

Omnivores
For the most part they tend to taste like what they ate. Most pigs given the chance will eat carrion, birds, eggs etc. They taste fine.
Bears that aren't eating fish or trash taste a lot like grass finished beef.
Non urban raccoons tend to taste a lot like bear, just super duper greasy.
Coyote jerky tasted a lot like deer jerky.
I haven't had occasion to eat dog but I imagine it tastes quite a bit like coyote.

Carnivores
Cougar tastes a whole lot like really good pork. You do have to cook it super well because it'll absolutely give you trichinosis.
Bobcat tastes similar. I imagine cat is pretty close.
Gator I thought tasted like a not unpleasant fishy chicken.
Rattle snake tasted like dry chicken.


Oh wow look at me humblebragging about all the crap I ate...give it a rest jackson. Btw bear tastes like ass, not grass
 
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