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LarrySouth  
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2021-09-27 6:32:29 AM  
Well. The yoke's on them...
 
NephilimNexus  
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2021-09-27 6:34:28 AM  
There is a distinctive mark of graffiti at the scene of each egg crime, which makes the situation even weirder.

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You going to show us or not?
 
kdawg7736 [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2021-09-27 6:38:08 AM  
Eggs-cellent!
 
dittybopper  
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2021-09-27 6:44:48 AM  
Police want to question this man:

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SumoJeb [OhFark]  
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2021-09-27 6:54:04 AM  
This is a crime that only a chicken would commit.
 
LarrySouth  
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2021-09-27 7:05:42 AM  

SumoJeb: This is a crime that only a chicken would commit.


Gives them something to crow about...
 
iron_city_ap  
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2021-09-27 7:06:13 AM  
Yeah, that's right, I'm the Egg Man, driving around
King of the town
Always got my windows rolled down
Ready to throw
You know, I'm the Egg Man
 
Diocletian's Last Cabbage [TotalFark]  
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2021-09-27 7:08:53 AM  
Local authorities suspect fowl play.
 
Norad [TotalFark]  
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2021-09-27 7:20:46 AM  
"Chicago Egg Hunters, a dedicated online group of over 700 people."

Because there's nothing more trustworthy and accurate than an mob of internet brain trusts looking for a scapegoat.
 
Vern  
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2021-09-27 7:30:27 AM  

iron_city_ap: Yeah, that's right, I'm the Egg Man, driving around
King of the town
Always got my windows rolled down
Ready to throw
You know, I'm the Egg Man


Damn it, you beat me to it. But...
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Could this be some kind of sick revenge yolk? Maybe their brains were just scrambled dealing with the death of Yauch. Maybe they were just bedeviled by his passing, and they just became hardboiled. I'm certain they didn't take it so overly easily, and they must've felt scrambled emotionally. Maybe they even, at some point, felt like he was the Benedict Arnold of the group for leaving when there was so much left to do. I really hope they see the sunny side, if only they look up. Hopefully, the eggthorities will be lenient, and these two yolkers will be free range soon, instead of creme brulee.
 
RogermcAllen [OhFark]  
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2021-09-27 7:58:32 AM  

NephilimNexus: There is a distinctive mark of graffiti at the scene of each egg crime, which makes the situation even weirder.

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You going to show us or not?


That's how you get copycats.
 
abhorrent1  
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2021-09-27 7:59:44 AM  
They found the guy like 3 weeks ago. And no, I will not listen to your shiatty podcast
 
Optimus Primate [OhFark]  
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2021-09-27 8:14:12 AM  
It seems insane to throw eggs at people in a city known for extreme gun violence...but maybe he targeted "less threatening" victims.
I also assume he was aroused while doing this.
 
The Irresponsible Captain [TotalFark]  
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2021-09-27 8:16:54 AM  

iron_city_ap: Yeah, that's right, I'm the Egg Man, driving around
King of the town
Always got my windows rolled down
Ready to throw
You know, I'm the Egg Man


Goo goo g'joob
 
BitwiseShift  
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2021-09-27 8:18:40 AM  
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Serial number.
 
Madman drummers bummers [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2021-09-27 8:57:51 AM  
Why are they going to eggstreme measures to coop up petty criminals? It's a freakin' yolk. Dozen it make more sense for them to spend a few bawks elsewhere?
 
Keystone Copout  
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2021-09-27 9:25:41 AM  
Were they wearing an egger suit?

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6655321  
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2021-09-27 9:42:18 AM  
Officers Hammond and Eggers are on the case.
 
Raoul Eaton  
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2021-09-27 11:47:53 AM  

SumoJeb: This is a crime that only a chicken would commit.


But did the chicken come first?
 
ParallelUniverseParking [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2021-09-27 11:56:25 AM  

Norad: "Chicago Egg Hunters, a dedicated online group of over 700 people."

Because there's nothing more trustworthy and accurate than an mob of internet brain trusts looking for a scapegoat.


Wasn't there a "don't fark with cats" internet group in England a few years back that ended up being quite successful?
 
zimbomba63  
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2021-09-27 3:38:37 PM  

LarrySouth: Well. The yoke's on them...


You left out the required "Nyuk, nyuk, nyuks"
 
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