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(10 News)   Australian navy ship drops two dead whales at San Diego's front door. I remember when my cat did that. Stank for days   (10news.com) divider line
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maddog2030 [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2021-05-12 12:15:04 AM  
Note to self, always stop and go full reverse for a bit before pulling into port.
 
2021-05-12 5:34:10 AM  
It was a uh...gift. Yeah, that's the ticket....
 
GreenSun  
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2021-05-12 5:48:18 AM  
I feel sorry for the two body positive ladies :(
 
Bslim  
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2021-05-12 5:48:39 AM  
When did we allow the Austrians to have a Navy again? Did we forget what happened last time?
 
billix0  
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2021-05-12 5:51:37 AM  
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2021-05-12 6:05:45 AM  
How many threads about Australia we going to have today?
 
LewDux [OhFark]  
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2021-05-12 6:17:27 AM  
Oh no, not again
 
2021-05-12 6:21:58 AM  

casual disregard: How many threads about Australia we going to have today?


Not really an Australia story. Unless you want to make the argument even their ships want to kill you, but they did it by accident.
 
dryknife  
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2021-05-12 6:33:14 AM  
Austria attacks the Fins!
 
2021-05-12 7:05:38 AM  

Bslim: When did we allow the Austrians to have a Navy again? Did we forget what happened last time?


Do you really hate the sound of music that much?
 
thepeterd  
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2021-05-12 7:11:11 AM  
That's why it is called a destroyer.
 
2021-05-12 7:18:55 AM  
STUNK.


/Shakes head in disgust.
//At submidiot.
///Three for grammar.
 
2021-05-12 7:26:30 AM  
Naval Base San Diego has secured the whale carcasses with booms

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LoneVVolf  
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2021-05-12 7:27:33 AM  
RTFM, whales!

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AxL sANe [TotalFark]  
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2021-05-12 7:37:43 AM  
"The Royal Australian Navy Destroyer HMAS Sydney has been linked to the death of two whales after berthing in San Diego"

Well, you know San Diego is German for "a whale's vagina"...
 
bucket_pup [TotalFark]  
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2021-05-12 8:19:30 AM  
Is there a marine version of Deer Whistles? Could be a real niche market possibility here.

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FarkaDark  
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2021-05-12 8:33:14 AM  
The old gray whale just ain't what she used to be
Ain't what she used to be
Ain't what she used to be
The old gray whale just ain't what she used to be
 
2021-05-12 8:51:19 AM  
Australia? Sounds more like Wales! Amiright?
 
RetroZen  
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2021-05-12 8:52:06 AM  
Natural selection....some whales learn to avoid traffic sooner than others.
 
morg  
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2021-05-12 9:29:45 AM  

Bslim: When did we allow the Austrians to have a Navy again? Did we forget what happened last time?


It's six dudes with surfboards and their mission charter is something about finding the perfect wave.
 
2021-05-12 9:30:58 AM  
Whew. I was afraid they were Australian whales, which can still shoot deadly blue-ringed octopuses out of their blowholes into your eyeballs even several days after death.
 
tericson  
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2021-05-12 10:06:54 AM  
Wait.  Back up.  Subbies' cat can catch a whale?
 
nanim  
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2021-05-12 10:25:01 AM  
Australia being on a no-travel lockdown there's be no reason for their navy to send a boat of (hopefully covid-free) sailors across the Pacific.   Its not like your U.S. navy has run out of ships and needs the help
 
Advernaut  
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2021-05-12 10:25:52 AM  
So these ships can't tell when something huge is stuck to the bottom...
The decks of these ships are used to pile huge amounts of seized explosives...
You can attack them with a Boston Whaler...
 
2021-05-12 11:16:11 AM  

GreenSun: I feel sorry for the two body positive ladies :(


"Wales!"

"Oh sorry, are you two whales from Australia?"
 
2021-05-12 11:19:23 AM  

FarkaDark: The old gray whale just ain't what she used to be
Ain't what she used to be
Ain't what she used to be
The old gray whale just ain't what she used to be


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2021-05-12 4:11:50 PM  

bucket_pup: Is there a marine version of Deer Whistles? Could be a real niche market possibility here.


So... a whistle that doesn't actually do anything except create drag?
 
bucket_pup [TotalFark]  
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2021-05-13 8:20:13 AM  

HoratioGates: bucket_pup: Is there a marine version of Deer Whistles? Could be a real niche market possibility here.

So... a whistle that doesn't actually do anything except create drag?


Well, with a shiat load of funding, it might work......................someday..........................
 
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