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(Yahoo)   Missing Russian reappears after being lost in pine barrens for three days. Paulie Walnuts and Christofuh seen shifting uneasily in their seats   (news.yahoo.com) divider line
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2021-05-10 7:49:14 PM  
You're not gonna believe this. This guy killed sixteen Czechoslovakians.  He was an interior decorator.
 
Flincher  
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2021-05-10 7:52:02 PM  
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2021-05-10 7:53:19 PM  
Missing Siberian doctor who treated Kremlin critic Navalny reappears after three days

Jesus.
 
dustman81 [TotalFark]  
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2021-05-10 7:54:37 PM  

Rapmaster2000: You're not gonna believe this. This guy killed sixteen Czechoslovakians.  He was an interior decorator.


Really? His house looked like shiat.
 
2021-05-10 7:55:40 PM  
Awesome sunny.
That made me smile.
 
2021-05-10 8:01:52 PM  
I'LL LEAVE YOU HERE YOU ONE SHOE COCKSUCKER.

/Didn't think I'd get to post that twice in one week.
 
2021-05-10 8:02:18 PM  
Was he reeking tauntaun guts and vodak?
 
Hamner  
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2021-05-10 8:02:46 PM  

little big man: Missing Siberian doctor who treated Kremlin critic Navalny reappears after three days

Jesus.


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2021-05-10 8:05:11 PM  
My favorite episode. Thanks subby!
 
2021-05-10 8:10:48 PM  
"Pine Barrens" was one of my favorite Sopranos episodes. Apparently it was directed by Steve Buscemi.
 
stuffy  
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2021-05-10 8:10:50 PM  
I' sure the KGB had nothing to do with any of this.
 
nicoffeine  
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2021-05-10 8:12:28 PM  
I'm guessing his health is in question.
 
2021-05-10 8:12:45 PM  
Anyone check him for a fresh lobotomy scar?
 
2021-05-10 8:13:18 PM  
I'm actually surprised about that. Usually when someone disappears in Russia it's for a reason.
 
2021-05-10 8:24:06 PM  

I Love You You Pay My Rent: My favorite episode. Thanks subby!


Mine too!
Another favorite line:

Paulie: "You're not going believe this, guy killed 16 czechoslovakians, guy was an interior decorator.
Chris: "His house looked like shiat"
 
2021-05-10 8:24:45 PM  
Dzherzhiy Devil.
 
2021-05-10 8:35:36 PM  
Christopher: The Russians? They're not all bad.

Paulie: How about the Cuban Missile Crisis? Cocksuckers moved nuclear warheads into Cuba, pointed 'em right at us.

Christopher: That was real? I saw that movie, I thought it was bullshiat
 
noitsnot  
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2021-05-10 8:36:01 PM  

The Irresponsible Captain: I'm actually surprised about that. Usually when someone disappears in Russia it's for a reason.


Ever see any of the camping/woodcraft stuff on YouTube by Russians?  I think to disappear in the woods for 3 extra days doesn't bother anybody over there.
 
2021-05-10 8:44:14 PM  

noitsnot: The Irresponsible Captain: I'm actually surprised about that. Usually when someone disappears in Russia it's for a reason.

Ever see any of the camping/woodcraft stuff on YouTube by Russians?  I think to disappear in the woods for 3 extra days doesn't bother anybody over there.


No, but now I'm going to check it out.
 
2021-05-10 8:59:50 PM  
Pineys......not even once
 
2021-05-10 10:26:42 PM  
I am doing great I have been treated well and they found my dog!

*baa*
 
2021-05-10 10:27:48 PM  
Three days? the Lykovs laugh at his lack of heartiness.
 
Gyrfalcon  
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2021-05-11 2:22:16 AM  
Are they sure it's really him and not a robot?
 
2021-05-11 2:26:20 AM  

endtimethirtyfour: Three days? the Lykovs laugh at his lack of heartiness.


"Yet the Lykovs lived permanently on the edge of famine. It was not until the late 1950s, when Dmitry reached manhood, that they first trapped animals for their meat and skins. Lacking guns and even bows, they could hunt only by digging traps or pursuing prey across the mountains until the animals collapsed from exhaustion. Dmitry built up astonishing endurance, and could hunt barefoot in winter, sometimes returning to the hut after several days, having slept in the open in 40 degrees of frost, a young elk across his shoulders. More often than not, though, there was no meat, and their diet gradually became more monotonous. Wild animals destroyed their crop of carrots, and Agafia recalled the late 1950s as "the hungry years." "We ate the rowanberry leaf," she said,
roots, grass, mushrooms, potato tops, and bark. We were hungry all the time. Every year we held a council to decide whether to eat everything up or leave some for seed."
Famine was an ever-present danger in these circumstances, and in 1961 it snowed in June. The hard frost killed everything growing in their garden, and by spring the family had been reduced to eating shoes and bark. Akulina chose to see her children fed, and that year she died of starvation. The rest of the family were saved by what they regarded as a miracle: a single grain of rye sprouted in their pea patch. The Lykovs put up a fence around the shoot and guarded it zealously night and day to keep off mice and squirrels. At harvest time, the solitary spike yielded 18 grains, and from this they painstakingly rebuilt their rye crop"

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/history/for-40-years-this-russian-family-was-cut-off-from-all-human-contact-unaware-of-world-war-ii-7354256/

I don't know about you, but today I ate Taco Bell and sat on the couch and watched TV.
 
2021-05-11 2:36:05 AM  

The Irresponsible Captain: I'm actually surprised about that. Usually when someone disappears in Russia it's for a reason.


Sounds to me like he got spooked.
 
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