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(Guardian)   US Intelligence says it was Saudi crown prince, Mohammed bin Salman, in the dungeon with the chainsaw. Colonel Mustard in the clear   (theguardian.com) divider line
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thealgorerhythm  
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2021-02-26 2:04:06 PM  
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max_rebo_groupie  
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2021-02-26 2:04:27 PM  
That's surprising.
 
RasIanI  
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2021-02-26 2:04:27 PM  
This has to be said. Question is - how will they make their judgment felt by MBS?
 
skin rash_oklahoma  
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2021-02-26 2:05:18 PM  

thealgorerhythm: [i.imgflip.com image 641x500]


Is that a surveyor's mark on his cheek?
 
gameshowhost [OhFark]  
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2021-02-26 2:05:43 PM  
The entire House of Saud is disgusting and complicit.

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Meatsim1  
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2021-02-26 2:05:51 PM  
But we're still going to sell them weapons right? Because I have some Raytheon stock I'd like to sell for a boat one day
 
make me some tea [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2021-02-26 2:06:01 PM  
Great, glad that's official now.

So the very next question i$ why did the Trump Admini$tration cover thi$ up?
 
Lord Putin  
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2021-02-26 2:06:06 PM  
You don't say
 
Grungehamster  
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2021-02-26 2:06:15 PM  
I mean, the Turks already released the audio including the diplomat complaining about them hacking up the body on his nice carpet. It's more "we are actually acknowledging the obvious instead of pretending our allies just didn't do something in exchange for personal enrichment and them treating us nice for doing so."
 
gameshowhost [OhFark]  
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2021-02-26 2:06:24 PM  

skin rash_oklahoma: thealgorerhythm: [i.imgflip.com image 641x500]

Is that a surveyor's mark on his cheek?


no he writes articles for clickhole
 
Walker [TotalFark]  
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2021-02-26 2:07:58 PM  
"But he told me he didn't do it. He was very sincere"
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FarkFerkel [OhFark]  
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2021-02-26 2:10:44 PM  
There are moments when it feels like time stopped for 4 years.  Now it begins to move again and we get the information that I'm assuming was suppressed by the former resident.
 
Two16  
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2021-02-26 2:11:45 PM  
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PsyLord  
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2021-02-26 2:13:34 PM  
If inciting an insurrection doesn't make the GOP turn on Trump, do you think Trump's handling of MBS' role in the killing is going to do anything?

GOP are spineless.
 
BigNumber12  
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2021-02-26 2:13:44 PM  

Walker: "But he told me he didn't do it. He was very sincere"
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I always appreciate when a Farker takes extra time to choose the perfect accompanying photo.
 
Iworkformsn  
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2021-02-26 2:14:39 PM  
Yes, and?
 
Jeff5  
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2021-02-26 2:14:43 PM  
I am shocked this wasn't released in December. Shocked, I tell you!
 
Jeff5  
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2021-02-26 2:15:56 PM  
Although I would point out they misspelled "ordered"...
 
King Something  
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2021-02-26 2:16:06 PM  

skin rash_oklahoma: thealgorerhythm: [i.imgflip.com image 641x500]

Is that a surveyor's mark on his cheek?


It's a Dreamcast logo and/or a blush sticker.
 
Conservative Evangelical Millennial Cyclist  
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2021-02-26 2:17:06 PM  

King Something: skin rash_oklahoma: thealgorerhythm: [i.imgflip.com image 641x500]

Is that a surveyor's mark on his cheek?

It's a Dreamcast logo and/or a blush sticker.


Streetlight.
 
Dr Dreidel [BareFark]  
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2021-02-26 2:18:04 PM  

PsyLord: If inciting an insurrection doesn't make the GOP turn on Trump, do you think Trump's handling of MBS' role in the killing is going to do anything?

GOP are spineless.


"Why do we care about Saudis killing a Saudi national in a Saudi consulate in Turkey (even if he did carry a US green card)?"
 
greenboy  
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2021-02-26 2:18:50 PM  
what about president peach?
 
emersonbiggins  
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2021-02-26 2:19:01 PM  

PsyLord: If inciting an insurrection doesn't make the GOP turn on Trump, do you think Trump's handling of MBS' role in the killing is going to do anything?

GOP are spineless.


He was a journalist.  To the GQP, the press is the enemy and was dealt with accordingly.
 
King Something  
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2021-02-26 2:21:49 PM  

PsyLord: If inciting an insurrection doesn't make the GOP turn on Trump, do you think Trump's handling of MBS' role in the killing is going to do anything?

GOP are spineless.


He hates the same people they hate.

They think no price is too high for us to pay for the privilege of them pressing their boot on brown people's necks just that little bit rougher.
 
Karma Chameleon  
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2021-02-26 2:21:50 PM  
And the US under Biden still isnt absolutely sure it's going to stop dealing weapons to them. I am not a BSABer, but come the fark on. Between this and the Senate parliamentary horseshiat, and negotiating against themselves with how much relief money people should  get, Democrats are making it increasingly difficult not to be.
 
Wobambo  
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2021-02-26 2:22:03 PM  

PsyLord: If inciting an insurrection doesn't make the GOP turn on Trump, do you think Trump's handling of MBS' role in the killing is going to do anything?

GOP are spineless.


No, but it should be helping on anyone thinking about voting GOP. I struggled to speak with Trump voting relatives but slowly starting to and just hammering them with this shiat every time in the most polite manner possibly. Always framing it in a convince me you're right, why should I vote for this, and what kind of functioning society these actions are building to. No response yet.
 
Moooooo K  
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2021-02-26 2:22:04 PM  

skin rash_oklahoma: thealgorerhythm: [i.imgflip.com image 641x500]

Is that a surveyor's mark on his cheek?


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40 degree day  
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2021-02-26 2:22:25 PM  

Walker: "But he told me he didn't do it. He was very sincere"
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What a gullible moron.
 
NewportBarGuy [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2021-02-26 2:23:23 PM  
It's a good thing we didn't sell them nuclear weapons technology a few months ago.

Right?
 
kabloink [TotalFark]  
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2021-02-26 2:24:18 PM  
What if MBS is really Colonel Mustard?
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thealgorerhythm  
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2021-02-26 2:25:43 PM  

Moooooo K: skin rash_oklahoma: thealgorerhythm: [i.imgflip.com image 641x500]

Is that a surveyor's mark on his cheek?

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Jesus Christ what the fark is that????
 
AAAAGGGGHHHH  
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2021-02-26 2:27:32 PM  

gameshowhost: The entire House of Saud is disgusting and complicit.

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Sado Arabia
 
Grungehamster  
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2021-02-26 2:29:48 PM  

PsyLord: If inciting an insurrection doesn't make the GOP turn on Trump, do you think Trump's handling of MBS' role in the killing is going to do anything?

GOP are spineless.


I do find it amusing that some of the speakers at CPAC claimed today that Biden has forgiven China for the treatment of the Uyghurs as "a cultural difference" when this was the exact quote:

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So Biden told Xi "look, maybe you can get away with lying to the Chinese people about what is going on here but the American president can't" when this is an exact example of the President saying something laughably false to the American people with no ramifications.
 
Doem  
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2021-02-26 2:30:16 PM  

Grungehamster: I mean, the Turks already released the audio including the diplomat complaining about them hacking up the body on his nice carpet. It's more "we are actually acknowledging the obvious instead of pretending our allies just didn't do something in exchange for personal enrichment and them treating us nice for doing so."


Yea I wonder if it pissed off the Turks to have the us bury his culpability
 
Garza and the Supermutants [TotalFark]  
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2021-02-26 2:30:47 PM  
I have a feeling that Jared has stopped returning someone's texts today.
 
Officer Barrelroll  
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2021-02-26 2:33:16 PM  

Walker: "But he told me he didn't do it. He was very sincere"
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Those big bumps on both sides of Trump's nose are so weird.

I read that it was the result of surgery due to years of stimulant abuse which is totally believable.

/Sniiiiiiiiiiiiffffff
 
Enigmamf [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2021-02-26 2:35:04 PM  
In other words, US Intelligence already knew this, but couldn't say it because of the deplorable person who was in the White House.
 
toraque [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2021-02-26 2:35:06 PM  
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Grungehamster  
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2021-02-26 2:36:35 PM  

Doem: Grungehamster: I mean, the Turks already released the audio including the diplomat complaining about them hacking up the body on his nice carpet. It's more "we are actually acknowledging the obvious instead of pretending our allies just didn't do something in exchange for personal enrichment and them treating us nice for doing so."

Yea I wonder if it pissed off the Turks to have the us bury his culpability


Heard a recent episode of the podcast "Well There's Your Problem" about Middle East Petro State construction and they had a whole bit about MBS and Erdogan and how both of them are about equally terrible in very different ways and how anything you do that helps one pisses the other one off.
 
drunk_bouncnbaloruber  
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2021-02-26 2:36:38 PM  
Turks knew Jared also gave the ok, which is why they blackmailed Trump into pulling out of Northern Iraq.
 
MSkow  
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2021-02-26 2:38:12 PM  
"The report goes on to state that water is wet, fire is hot, and Grizzly Adams DID have a beard."
 
robodog  
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2021-02-26 2:38:28 PM  

Walker: "But he told me he didn't do it. He was very sincere"
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What, my family?

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litespeed74  
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2021-02-26 2:47:08 PM  
Great first step. Rub this in every single night on the news.  Ask the entire GOP party about their thoughts on this.
Hold the farkers accountable.

And then...release the classified phone call with Trump and the Ukraine.
 
clawsoon  
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2021-02-26 2:47:13 PM  
It's nice, I guess, that CIA spooks have used public information to conclude what has been obvious to everyone all along.
 
fzumrk [BareFark]  
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2021-02-26 2:49:33 PM  
Colonel Mustard
The fantasy:
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Reality:
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Grungehamster  
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2021-02-26 2:54:05 PM  
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Ok, so clearly performative.
 
Ben Enya  
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2021-02-26 2:56:35 PM  
and...nothing will happen. Shut up money will be paid, prince will become king. Farkers will still eat in mom's basement and blame Trump.

Next story time...
 
Grungehamster  
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2021-02-26 2:58:08 PM  

special20: Grungehamster: when this is an exact example of the President saying something laughably false to the American people with no ramifications.

Dafuq you talkin bout?


Trump told the American people that MBS was innocent of a crime that would require a complete conspiracy of his highest subordinates and America collectively shrugged.

Though "yes he did murder an American permanent resident but he should face no sanction as a result of doing so" isn't a great alternative.
 
quatchi  
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2021-02-26 2:59:35 PM  
Mo Bone Saw "had a hand" in it?

He ordered Khashoggi to be set up then murdered and then dismembered so he had both hands and both feet and so on and so forth.

Nice that the government isn't being bribed to lie about it anymore, I guess.
 
PsyLord  
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2021-02-26 2:59:43 PM  

Grungehamster: [pbs.twimg.com image 680x299]

Ok, so clearly performative.


But he is pausing arms sales... so maybe a little slap on the wrist.

https://www.cnn.com/2021/01/27/politics/us-pauses-saudi-uae-arms-sales/index.html
 
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