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cretinbob [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2021-02-25 2:45:29 PM  
Y'know, Nietzsche says: "Out of chaos comes order."
 
2021-02-25 2:58:36 PM  
Chilliwack?  The only thing I know from that place is the crazy videos some guy posts from his surveillance cameras.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCfc5HgiA90PPRBm3Slx2UCA/featured?pbjreload=102
 
2021-02-25 3:26:28 PM  

cretinbob: Y'know, Nietzsche says: "Out of chaos comes order."


Oh, blow it out your ass, cretinbob Johnson!
 
2021-02-25 4:14:37 PM  
Recess Monkeys
Youtube q9MFqgtzb9A
Best Chilliwack cover
 
Arkanaut  
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2021-02-25 5:21:09 PM  
God is a Farker?!
 
crinz83  
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2021-02-25 5:23:26 PM  
gone gone gone
 
Vtimlin  
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2021-02-25 5:24:51 PM  
Well, bye.
 
brantgoose [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2021-02-25 5:25:23 PM  

cretinbob: Y'know, Nietzsche says: "Out of chaos comes order."


Oh, shut up, Howard Johnson.

I just watched that movie again. It was funnier than ever.
 
2021-02-25 5:26:01 PM  
Someone died? Pffft, whatever.

it was a cat? BAAAAAAW
 
tuxq  
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2021-02-25 5:26:17 PM  
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brantgoose [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2021-02-25 5:26:19 PM  
Nietzsche:  Gone, but not forgotten.
 
Dboat  
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2021-02-25 5:27:49 PM  
okay philistines,, knock Chilliwack all you want. I live here. That being said it is a hot bed of religious fundamental nut-barism. But that cat was really cool. Hadn't seen it for a couple of years but it was very cool.
 
dpcotta  
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2021-02-25 5:28:27 PM  
I've never understood the cat hype and I grew up with a cat.

Is toxoplasmosis really this prevalent?

I mean I don't hate them.

/please don't hurt me
 
2021-02-25 5:28:53 PM  
Goodbye Ron Perlman, we hardly knew ye.
 
UltimaCS  
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2021-02-25 5:30:12 PM  

dpcotta: I've never understood the cat hype and I grew up with a cat.

Is toxoplasmosis really this prevalent?

I mean I don't hate them.

/please don't hurt me


It's just a personality thing. Some people like cats, and some people are horrible and wrong.
 
2021-02-25 5:30:49 PM  
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RIP

 
tuxq  
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2021-02-25 5:31:06 PM  

dpcotta: I've never understood the cat hype and I grew up with a cat.

Is toxoplasmosis really this prevalent?

I mean I don't hate them.

/please don't hurt me


Sir, this is a Denny's and you just told the slow (in all ways) waitress that the food sucks before she took your order.

You have no one to blame but yourself for the extra helping of "butter" between your Grand Slam.

Also, my cat.
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2021-02-25 5:34:52 PM  
Gone, gone baby..gone....
 
dpcotta  
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2021-02-25 5:35:06 PM  

tuxq: dpcotta: I've never understood the cat hype and I grew up with a cat.

Is toxoplasmosis really this prevalent?

I mean I don't hate them.

/please don't hurt me

Sir, this is a Denny's and you just told the slow (in all ways) waitress that the food sucks before she took your order.

You have no one to blame but yourself for the extra helping of "butter" between your Grand Slam.

Also, my cat.
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Yeah but there's a difference between loving YOUR cat and watching 4 hours of cat videos on youtube.

Or is there?
 
delysid25  
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2021-02-25 5:37:40 PM  
This is not a happy story for me to Chiliwack to
 
2021-02-25 5:38:36 PM  
Chilliwack - My Girl
Youtube yahBtp_1jWE
 
CzarChasm [OhFark]  
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2021-02-25 5:40:34 PM  
Fark that shiat, here comes Mongo!!

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tuxq  
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2021-02-25 5:41:41 PM  

dpcotta: tuxq: dpcotta: I've never understood the cat hype and I grew up with a cat.

Is toxoplasmosis really this prevalent?

I mean I don't hate them.

/please don't hurt me

Sir, this is a Denny's and you just told the slow (in all ways) waitress that the food sucks before she took your order.

You have no one to blame but yourself for the extra helping of "butter" between your Grand Slam.

Also, my cat.
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Yeah but there's a difference between loving YOUR cat and watching 4 hours of cat videos on youtube.

Or is there?


Yeah that's too weird for my blood. Maybe 4 hours of some kid wrecking expensive autos he bought with youtube money made from boring videos about truck mods. It's kind of fascinating watching this kid go from Indiana farm poor to buying an R8 in less than a year.
 
2021-02-25 5:42:15 PM  

dpcotta: I've never understood the cat hype and I grew up with a cat.

Is toxoplasmosis really this prevalent?

I mean I don't hate them.

/please don't hurt me


No, you're not wrong, they sort of suck.
 
2021-02-25 5:47:03 PM  

dpcotta: tuxq: dpcotta: I've never understood the cat hype and I grew up with a cat.

Is toxoplasmosis really this prevalent?

I mean I don't hate them.

/please don't hurt me

Sir, this is a Denny's and you just told the slow (in all ways) waitress that the food sucks before she took your order.

You have no one to blame but yourself for the extra helping of "butter" between your Grand Slam.

Also, my cat.
[Fark user image 425x318]

Yeah but there's a difference between loving YOUR cat and watching 4 hours of cat videos on youtube.

Or is there?


I agree, 4 hours is ridiculous.

2 hours tops.
 
2021-02-25 5:49:29 PM  
When I gaze into the pallid abyss formed by meeting of script blocker and website the abyss gazes back, then sensually licks its upper lip, and winks at me.
 
clawsoon  
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2021-02-25 5:51:16 PM  

BunkyBrewman: Chilliwack?  The only thing I know from that place is the crazy videos some guy posts from his surveillance cameras.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCfc5HgiA90PPRBm3Slx2UCA/featured?pbjreload=102


So nice to see kids outside getting some exercise instead of spending all their time inside playing video games.

Hey, running from the cops counts as exercise...
 
2021-02-25 5:54:25 PM  
Aw ... RIP, furry friend.
 
Pert  
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2021-02-25 5:59:10 PM  

cretinbob: Y'know, Nietzsche says: "Out of chaos comes order."


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Third time I've used this this month.
 
2021-02-25 6:01:15 PM  
Well HELLO MR FANCY PANTS do I have knews for you

/you aint leadin but jack and sh*t
/an' Jack just left town
 
FlashHarry [TotalFark]  
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2021-02-25 6:02:49 PM  

yanceylebeef: [Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/q9MFqgtzb9A] Best Chilliwack cover


Came here for this.
 
Billy Liar  
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2021-02-25 6:09:02 PM  
He looks like a fine fellow.
Never met him, but sorry to hear of this.
 
Tax Boy  
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2021-02-25 6:09:57 PM  
The Uber kitty need not conform to ordinary rules of cat morality.
 
2021-02-25 6:14:56 PM  
NieR:Automata - Nietzsche
Youtube BHPJdnd82YY
 
2021-02-25 6:21:27 PM  
i don't know what's going on
 
SirMadness  
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2021-02-25 6:25:48 PM  

crinz83: gone gone gone


My god, thank you! I'm not the only one!

My best friend's boyfriend lives in Chilliwack, and every time he mentions going there, I can't help but hum that song.
 
Subtonic  
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2021-02-25 6:36:41 PM  

dpcotta: I've never understood the cat hype and I grew up with a cat.

Is toxoplasmosis really this prevalent?

I mean I don't hate them.

/please don't hurt me


When you're a kid your sense of taste is unrefined.  Not your fault. With the right spices they really can be quite delicious.

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Meowseph here is getting nice and plump. Almost ready.
 
Saluki222  
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2021-02-25 7:03:16 PM  
There's nothing he couldn't teach ya about the raisin of the wrist.

https://youtu.be/PtgKkifJ0Pw
 
2021-02-25 7:34:52 PM  
He may have died, but did Nietsche live dangerously?
 
2021-02-25 7:38:58 PM  
Kids In The Hall - God Is Dead
Youtube 4BuZamufWAs
 
patcarew [BareFark]  
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2021-02-25 7:51:11 PM  
The paper was called the Chilliwack Progress, and I thought "there must be two of them, I'm thinking of the wrong one"
 
2021-02-25 7:53:37 PM  

cretinbob: Y'know, Nietzsche says: "Out of chaos comes order."


Blow it out your ass, Howard
 
MechaPyx  
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2021-02-25 8:47:02 PM  
Another has taken the Rainbow Bridge to Valhalla where the brave sleep in sunbeams and cough up hairballs furever.
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/artist depiction of the Rainbow Bridge
 
Tillmaster  
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2021-02-25 8:57:46 PM  
And Ronald Pickup died today.
He played Nietzsche in Tony Palmer's "Wagner"
Coincidence?
 
Russ1642  
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2021-02-25 9:03:51 PM  
Ah Chilliwack, I can still smell the manure.
 
Lorelle [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2021-02-25 10:21:46 PM  
Awww...he was a handsome boy. May he rest in peace.
 
Billy Liar  
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2021-02-25 10:55:16 PM  

The Ice Cream Man: He may have died, but did Nietsche live dangerously?


His philosophy?
"What doesn't kill me -- makes me stronger!"

/ lifelong smoker
 
2021-02-25 11:14:12 PM  

Billy Liar: The Ice Cream Man: He may have died, but did Nietsche live dangerously?

His philosophy?
"What doesn't kill me -- makes me stronger!"

/ lifelong smoker


The quote that I referenced was (somewhat, not exactly): "Believe me! The secret to a long and fulfilling life is to live dangerously!"
 
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