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blender61  
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2020-12-02 5:26:28 PM  
Oh well.
We've heard this story a hundred times before and we are going to here it a thousand times in the future.

The only reason it made the news is because of the large numbers. If it was only 30-50 people involved it wouldn't even be news worthy.

There apparently is a large proportion of our population that needs to unarse themselves and get with the program.
Goddamn retreads.
 
Bob Down  
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2020-12-02 6:40:10 PM  
And the lord taketh away.
 
Paul Hackett  
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2020-12-02 6:41:25 PM  
Oh no anyway
 
Jeebus Saves  
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2020-12-02 6:41:49 PM  
Good.  One less religious nut job we have to deal with.
 
Nurglitch  
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2020-12-02 6:42:42 PM  
Nurgle embraces some of His grandchildren more quickly than others.
 
Jesus McSordid [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2020-12-02 6:42:43 PM  
Looks like a big fat bag of comorbidities. Asses to asses, dumbass.
 
holdmybones  
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2020-12-02 6:43:48 PM  
Should I feel bad about laughing out loud that they used "Quickly" to describe his Covid death?

Because I don't. At all.
 
C18H27NO3  
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2020-12-02 6:44:04 PM  
...there are even more people who have spent weeks in an ICU in a medically induced coma and on an incubator.

Incubator?
 
holdmybones  
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2020-12-02 6:44:30 PM  

Jesus McSordid: Looks like a big fat bag of comorbidities. Asses to asses, dumbass.


I thought it was some weird amalgamation of Rush Limbaugh and Harvey Weinstein at first.
 
edmo [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2020-12-02 6:44:49 PM  
Maybe God should have sent another helicopter.
 
Hankie Fest [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2020-12-02 6:45:20 PM  
Midwestern Presbyterian pastor here, representing the sane people of faith. We haven't met in person since March. There's no reason to with all of this happening.
We worship online, we feed the hungry, care for those in need, pray, study scripture, fellowship, do all the work of the church. We're lucky to have the technology to do so. It's a slap in God's face to risk the people God told us to love and care for.

/end sermon
 
freidog  
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2020-12-02 6:45:36 PM  
I need a "Nelson HA-HA" image that can be seen from space for this...
 
pounddawg  
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2020-12-02 6:45:51 PM  
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pounddawg  
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2020-12-02 6:46:46 PM  

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dammit wrong one.
 
Bennie Crabtree  
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2020-12-02 6:46:57 PM  
Before someone comes in talking about callousness and vengefulness, they should read Ecclesiastes.

And this dude was the opposite of Job.
 
Z-clipped  
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2020-12-02 6:50:27 PM  
Oblig:

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davynelson  
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2020-12-02 6:51:40 PM  
well my last name is Nelson, so....Haha?


mega church means mega rich and mega hypocrisy
so hooray
 
moothemagiccow  
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2020-12-02 6:51:56 PM  
If karma was real and people really reaped what they sowed, Trump would be dead 250,000 times over. Things don't happen for a reason. What goes around does not come around. People do not get what they deserve. The world is a garbage fire of coincidences and randomness that is grossly unfair and unequal except for that time Roger Ailes slipped in his kitchen and died.
 
lolmao500  
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2020-12-02 6:52:49 PM  
And nothing of value was lost.

Farking plague rats can fark off and die.
 
dbaggins  
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2020-12-02 6:53:22 PM  

C18H27NO3: ...there are even more people who have spent weeks in an ICU in a medically induced coma and on an incubator.

Incubator?


I think incubator is referring to the patient.  Kept alive while the virus replicates.
 
polle  
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2020-12-02 6:53:59 PM  
Probably trying to find a lawyer to sue his way out of hell .
 
lordduzi [TotalFark]  
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2020-12-02 6:57:12 PM  
From the article:  " Tragedy, young man with a wife and son.", 58 is a young man?  I must be a really young man at 57.
 
chitownmike  
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2020-12-02 6:57:28 PM  

C18H27NO3: ...there are even more people who have spent weeks in an ICU in a medically induced coma and on an incubator.

Incubator?


Gotta keep them warm
 
RedVentrue  
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2020-12-02 6:58:32 PM  
He was a true believer, and God called him home. How many others can God call home? Is this the Rapture?

Please?
 
xalres  
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2020-12-02 7:00:05 PM  
It was either one of the BFE-towns you pass through once you get 40 miles from major metro area, like Bakersfield, or one of the southern/coastal filing cabinets for rich assholes, like Rancho Santa Margarita.

Fontana...yeah...
 
Priapetic [BareFark]  
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2020-12-02 7:00:12 PM  

Hankie Fest: Midwestern Presbyterian pastor here, representing the sane people of faith. We haven't met in person since March. There's no reason to with all of this happening.
We worship online, we feed the hungry, care for those in need, pray, study scripture, fellowship, do all the work of the church. We're lucky to have the technology to do so. It's a slap in God's face to risk the people God told us to love and care for.

/end sermon


Yes, but he doesn't get to loot his followers if they aren't in person.
 
thorpe [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2020-12-02 7:00:19 PM  
The October 22, 2020 update from his church's senior pastor seems awkward now.
 
RedVentrue  
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2020-12-02 7:01:29 PM  

moothemagiccow: If karma was real and people really reaped what they sowed, Trump would be dead 250,000 times over. Things don't happen for a reason. What goes around does not come around. People do not get what they deserve. The world is a garbage fire of coincidences and randomness that is grossly unfair and unequal except for that time Roger Ailes slipped in his kitchen and died.


The astounding thing is that it doesn't have to be that way, but people make it that way by coice because people suck. We can choose to be better, but we won't.
 
SBinRR [OhFark]  
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2020-12-02 7:01:50 PM  

lordduzi: From the article:  " Tragedy, young man with a wife and son.", 58 is a young man?  I must be a really young man at 57.


I'm a children at 54.
Yes, yes, I'm getting off your lawn now.
 
RedVentrue  
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2020-12-02 7:04:19 PM  

Hankie Fest: Midwestern Presbyterian pastor here, representing the sane people of faith. We haven't met in person since March. There's no reason to with all of this happening.
We worship online, we feed the hungry, care for those in need, pray, study scripture, fellowship, do all the work of the church. We're lucky to have the technology to do so. It's a slap in God's face to risk the people God told us to love and care for.

/end sermon


You worship a good God. I don't think he did.
 
blender61  
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2020-12-02 7:05:23 PM  

Hankie Fest: Midwestern Presbyterian pastor here, representing the sane people of faith. We haven't met in person since March. There's no reason to with all of this happening.
We worship online, we feed the hungry, care for those in need, pray, study scripture, fellowship, do all the work of the church. We're lucky to have the technology to do so. It's a slap in God's face to risk the people God told us to love and care for.

/end sermon


Well said backed by sound reason.
 
RedVentrue  
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2020-12-02 7:05:24 PM  

SBinRR: lordduzi: From the article:  " Tragedy, young man with a wife and son.", 58 is a young man?  I must be a really young man at 57.

I'm a children at 54.
Yes, yes, I'm getting off your lawn now.


Maybe the speaker is 96?
 
dbaggins  
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2020-12-02 7:06:13 PM  

SBinRR: lordduzi: From the article:  " Tragedy, young man with a wife and son.", 58 is a young man?  I must be a really young man at 57.

I'm a children at 54.
Yes, yes, I'm getting off your lawn now.


hmm, are all us farkers old?    I hadn't really thought about Fark being an antique web site before, but is everyone here grey hair?
 
Taketombo  
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2020-12-02 7:06:20 PM  

thorpe: The October 22, 2020 update from his church's senior pastor seems awkward now.


Gotta say, the repeated shots of the woman with the mask below her nose looking adoringly at the stage did not make me feel good about how this was gonna go...
 
C18H27NO3  
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2020-12-02 7:08:58 PM  

SBinRR: lordduzi: From the article:  " Tragedy, young man with a wife and son.", 58 is a young man?  I must be a really young man at 57.

I'm a children at 54.
Yes, yes, I'm getting off your lawn now.


Dang, I'm only 51.
Could someone get me my binky?
 
common sense is an oxymoron [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2020-12-02 7:11:31 PM  

C18H27NO3: ...there are even more people who have spent weeks in an ICU in a medically induced coma and on an incubator.

Incubator?


Forget it. He's rolling.
 
Tyrosine  
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2020-12-02 7:13:12 PM  

thorpe: The October 22, 2020 update from his church's senior pastor seems awkward now.


Holy crap. Buried with the regular insanity did you note the "morning prayers" at 5:30am? There's possibly no better case for atheism than "God wants you to get up and be at church at 5:30am".
 
alienated  
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2020-12-02 7:14:22 PM  

holdmybones: Should I feel bad about laughing out loud that they used "Quickly" to describe his Covid death?

Because I don't. At all.


There is an old joke about a pastor who loses his train of thought during a sermon.
"AND BEHOLD, I COME QUICKLY"  and then he stops.
Pauses, repeats. Still stuck. Repeats it again, with force and falls onto an old lady in the front row.
He apologises to her . "Thats okay , you did warn me three times "

I am paraphrasing - it has been a while but that joke was old when I was young, and I am a good deal older now.
I still think its funny.
 
RonRon893  
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2020-12-02 7:17:06 PM  
I'm closer to 60 than 59... Step aside sonny.
 
Autoerotic Defenestration  
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2020-12-02 7:26:32 PM  
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Albert911emt [TotalFark]  
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2020-12-02 7:28:20 PM  
Oh damn.  Does that mean were one less conservative closer to a better society?
 
Hickory-smoked  
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2020-12-02 7:28:23 PM  
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Driver [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2020-12-02 7:38:46 PM  
Thoughts and...
...
Well, thoughts only.
Obviously prayers didn't do a damn thing.

/ and my thoughts would not be found to be kind or comforting
 
Gyrfalcon  
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2020-12-02 7:55:23 PM  
If only there was something he could have done to have avoided getting sick.
 
MechaPyx  
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2020-12-02 7:56:43 PM  
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L33t Squirrel [BareFark]  
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2020-12-02 8:00:28 PM  

dbaggins: SBinRR: lordduzi: From the article:  " Tragedy, young man with a wife and son.", 58 is a young man?  I must be a really young man at 57.

I'm a children at 54.
Yes, yes, I'm getting off your lawn now.

hmm, are all us farkers old?    I hadn't really thought about Fark being an antique web site before, but is everyone here grey hair?


Apparently I'm a toddler compared to you all since I'm nearly 40, and honestly when the hell did that happen anyway.
...
My account is 15 years old now. HOW THE HECK EVEN-
 
Salmon  
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2020-12-02 8:03:35 PM  

L33t Squirrel: dbaggins: SBinRR: lordduzi: From the article:  " Tragedy, young man with a wife and son.", 58 is a young man?  I must be a really young man at 57.

I'm a children at 54.
Yes, yes, I'm getting off your lawn now.

hmm, are all us farkers old?    I hadn't really thought about Fark being an antique web site before, but is everyone here grey hair?

Apparently I'm a toddler compared to you all since I'm nearly 40, and honestly when the hell did that happen anyway.
...
My account is 15 years old now. HOW THE HECK EVEN-


just stop counting at 40, worked for me.
 
Mabman  
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2020-12-02 8:04:30 PM  

Hankie Fest: Midwestern Presbyterian pastor here, representing the sane people of faith. We haven't met in person since March. There's no reason to with all of this happening.
We worship online, we feed the hungry, care for those in need, pray, study scripture, fellowship, do all the work of the church. We're lucky to have the technology to do so. It's a slap in God's face to risk the people God told us to love and care for.

/end sermon


Where I am even the stuffiest Ukrainian Orthodox churches have embraced online services since March/April and suspended public Eucharist even when small gatherings were allowed (back to no religious gatherings due to 2nd wave).

If they can do it, any church can (family are Ukrainian Orthodox members, I'm not taking shots unnecessarily).

There are a few churches here who still want to physically meet, it's beyond irresponsible at this point. Being as wise as serpents and as innocent as doves is beyond some of them.
 
macadamnut  
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2020-12-02 8:13:49 PM  
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"It was his 300 398 pounds that killed him, not the virus."
 
uncoveror  
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2020-12-02 8:20:40 PM  
Karma
 
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