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(STLToday)   You'll never guess what happened to three men at the Shot Heaven Bar. Go ahead, guess   (stltoday.com) divider line
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Lambskincoat [TotalFark]  
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2020-12-01 2:54:44 PM  
That's a nasty trick. He knew damn well that wasn't what they meant by "Shot Heaven."
 
wejash  
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2020-12-01 3:02:20 PM  
A little hole-in-the-wall bar on the STL South Side.  I'm really curious how he was "acting funny" enough to trigger the barkeep throwing him out.  Everyone there is probably an old lush who "acts funny."

Maybe he was speaking proper English and addressed people like a gentleman...that would do it.
 
phrawgh  
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2020-12-01 3:36:24 PM  
Johnny Cash - Dont Take Your Guns To Town
Youtube KMMp_llzBT4
 
Bob The Nob [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2020-12-01 3:36:52 PM  
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/ old skool oblig
 
dr_iacovone  
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2020-12-01 3:38:36 PM  
The rapture happened and they ascended to Heaven?
 
luckyeddie  
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2020-12-01 3:38:38 PM  
They fixed the cable?

/lame, I know
 
Peter von Nostrand  
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2020-12-01 3:38:49 PM  
They fixed the cable?
 
1funguy  
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2020-12-01 3:39:02 PM  
Probably wasn't a cop.
That would suspicious.
 
Peter von Nostrand  
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2020-12-01 3:39:10 PM  

luckyeddie: They fixed the cable?

/lame, I know


Ffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
 
Rene ala Carte [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2020-12-01 3:39:23 PM  
Imagine the horrors at the DJT Golden Throne Spa and Resort.
 
Kalyco Jack  
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2020-12-01 3:42:19 PM  
Not as disappointing as that time the stripper asked me if I wanted to see what was in the champagne room.
 
Boojum2k [TotalFark]  
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2020-12-01 3:45:14 PM  
LMFAO ft. Lil Jon - Shots (Official Video)
Youtube XNtTEibFvlQ
 
RecoveringLibertarian  
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2020-12-01 3:46:46 PM  
"The gunman escaped in a newer model red Chevrolet Camaro...He was described as a white man, 5-foot-8 with brown balding hair. He wore a white tank top and gray or white sweatpants."
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UberNeuman  
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2020-12-01 3:50:20 PM  
They lived happily ever after?
 
Adam64  
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2020-12-01 3:56:45 PM  
"Geech's gone to heaven..."

"Oh, cousin Merle."
 
Farker Soze  
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2020-12-01 3:57:25 PM  
Stabbed with guisarmes?
 
nyseattitude  
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2020-12-01 3:58:02 PM  
A patron at the Shot Heaven bar in the Bevo Mill neighborhood pulled a gun and shot three men Monday after being asked to leave because of erratic behavior


I'll bet they stopped asking him to leave
 
Fireproof [OhFark]  
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2020-12-01 4:01:38 PM  
Someone gave love a bad name?
 
dothemath  
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2020-12-01 4:04:34 PM  
Did anyone call first?
 
foo monkey [TotalFark]  
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2020-12-01 4:43:02 PM  
They had tender hearts?  Juan Moore missing?

Great headline.
 
Schmerd1948 [TotalFark]  
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2020-12-01 4:50:31 PM  

RecoveringLibertarian: "The gunman escaped in a newer model red Chevrolet Camaro...He was described as a white man, 5-foot-8 with brown balding hair. He wore a white tank top and gray or white sweatpants."
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Damn. That's eerily close. But that ain't no southside of St. Louis. Not the way I remember it. Gentrification?
 
vsavatar  
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2020-12-01 4:56:11 PM  
They got stabbed?
 
Sensei Can You See [TotalFark]  
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2020-12-01 4:58:04 PM  

Kalyco Jack: Not as disappointing as that time the stripper asked me if I wanted to see what was in the champagne room.


Champagne?
 
onestr8  
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2020-12-01 4:58:16 PM  

Schmerd1948: RecoveringLibertarian: "The gunman escaped in a newer model red Chevrolet Camaro...He was described as a white man, 5-foot-8 with brown balding hair. He wore a white tank top and gray or white sweatpants."
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Damn. That's eerily close. But that ain't no southside of St. Louis. Not the way I remember it. Gentrification?


You're joking, right? Bevo isn't crazy run down or gentrified. Pretty good bar scene (Achor Bar, Silver Ballroom, etc - not this place) and great Bosnian food.
 
Sensei Can You See [TotalFark]  
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2020-12-01 5:02:48 PM  
The suspect has "brown, balding hair"?
 
jtown  
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2020-12-01 5:05:34 PM  
I misread that as Slot Heaven and was waaaaay off.

The street name sounded familiar, tho.  Turns out I got the radiator in my Samurai replaced just up the road from that bar.
 
Kalyco Jack  
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2020-12-01 5:11:19 PM  

Sensei Can You See: Kalyco Jack: Not as disappointing as that time the stripper asked me if I wanted to see what was in the champagne room.

Champagne?


I didn't want champagne.
 
Thank You Black Jesus! [BareFark]  
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2020-12-01 5:11:44 PM  
please dear jesus let the guns be ok
 
Schmerd1948 [TotalFark]  
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2020-12-01 5:12:22 PM  

onestr8: Schmerd1948: RecoveringLibertarian: "The gunman escaped in a newer model red Chevrolet Camaro...He was described as a white man, 5-foot-8 with brown balding hair. He wore a white tank top and gray or white sweatpants."
[Fark user image 425x202]

Damn. That's eerily close. But that ain't no southside of St. Louis. Not the way I remember it. Gentrification?

You're joking, right? Bevo isn't crazy run down or gentrified. Pretty good bar scene (Achor Bar, Silver Ballroom, etc - not this place) and great Bosnian food.


Haven't been there in 20 years. Glad to hear it's still a nab.
 
talkertopc  
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2020-12-01 5:33:53 PM  
They had sex?
 
waxbeans  
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2020-12-01 6:05:20 PM  
But, at least YOUR rights are intact. And YOU have your gun. that is more important than anything else whatsoever.
 
FormlessOne  
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2020-12-01 9:01:56 PM  
They were thrown out for ordering frozen margaritas?

They kept hogging the jukebox and playing Andy Gibb's "Shadow Dancing" all night?

They couldn't remember the punchline to the joke?
 
Sensei Can You See [TotalFark]  
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2020-12-02 12:53:29 AM  

waxbeans: But, at least YOUR rights are intact. And YOU have your gun. that is more important than anything else whatsoever.


Who are you talking to?
 
Mr. Shabooboo  
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2020-12-02 3:45:32 AM  

Schmerd1948: onestr8: Schmerd1948: RecoveringLibertarian: "The gunman escaped in a newer model red Chevrolet Camaro...He was described as a white man, 5-foot-8 with brown balding hair. He wore a white tank top and gray or white sweatpants."
[Fark user image 425x202]

Damn. That's eerily close. But that ain't no southside of St. Louis. Not the way I remember it. Gentrification?

You're joking, right? Bevo isn't crazy run down or gentrified. Pretty good bar scene (Achor Bar, Silver Ballroom, etc - not this place) and great Bosnian food.

Haven't been there in 20 years. Glad to hear it's still a nab.


It's a bit sketchy though..Onestr8 is right about the Bosnian food though...The South City area that used to be known for it's German immigrants, is now known for the Bosnians..The area between Morgan Ford and Grand
from Carondolet Park north to to like Chippewa (roughly!) is where a lot of Bosnian people settled..
 
Alphax  
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2020-12-02 5:13:17 AM  
11:50 pm?  I thought they bars were ordered to close earlier than that due to COVID.
 
REDARMYVODKA [BareFark]  
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2020-12-02 9:01:56 AM  

onestr8: Schmerd1948: RecoveringLibertarian: "The gunman escaped in a newer model red Chevrolet Camaro...He was described as a white man, 5-foot-8 with brown balding hair. He wore a white tank top and gray or white sweatpants."
[Fark user image 425x202]

Damn. That's eerily close. But that ain't no southside of St. Louis. Not the way I remember it. Gentrification?

You're joking, right? Bevo isn't crazy run down or gentrified. Pretty good bar scene (Achor Bar, Silver Ballroom, etc - not this place) and great Bosnian food.


QFT!

On a similar note, the 3 Bosnian women from that area that I know are gorgeous. I work with one of them. She makes my underoos fit tight.
 
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