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Dead for Tax Reasons  
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2020-12-01 8:49:26 AM  
Indonesia Burned Hundreds of Sex Toys Amid Spiking Demand


spiking?  is that what the kids are calling it these days?
 
edmo [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2020-12-01 11:18:27 AM  
Paging Texas, Alabama, and Georgia to the thread please.
 
Abe Vigoda's Ghost  
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2020-12-01 11:57:14 AM  
Dwiyono Widodo, a customs official who led the operation...

Is that his name, or the name of the sex toy they burned?
 
Esroc  
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2020-12-01 11:58:48 AM  
You can't ban sex toys. As the saying goes, anything is a sex toy if you're brave enough.
 
Russ1642  
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2020-12-01 11:59:57 AM  
Sales of cucumbers skyrockets.
 
jtown  
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2020-12-01 12:00:45 PM  
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sinko swimo  
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2020-12-01 12:01:11 PM  
Christmas is coming. We should send emergency shipments of PooDriversTM ASAP.
 
Solty Dog  
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2020-12-01 12:01:38 PM  
I can't imagine the toxic smoke that would have let off. Should have used one of those industrial grinders and used the pieces as My Pillow fill.
 
jtown  
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2020-12-01 12:02:57 PM  
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MythDragon  
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2020-12-01 12:03:40 PM  
"MythDragon, take these illegal sex doll orders we confiscated and burn them."
'Yes sir.'
*hump hump hump*
"What the hell are you doing?? I said burn them! "
'I am sir. Trying to start a fire right now. '
"How??"
'Uh.....friction?'
 
blatz514 [OhFark]  
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2020-12-01 12:04:50 PM  

Russ1642: Sales of cucumbers skyrockets.


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Wily Wombat  
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2020-12-01 12:19:02 PM  
Anything's illegal in Indonesia if you're brave enough.
 
nyseattitude  
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2020-12-01 12:28:23 PM  
These guys are weeping in dildonian

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omg bbq [OhFark]  
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2020-12-01 12:29:04 PM  
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Dead for Tax Reasons  
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2020-12-01 12:29:06 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Dwiyono Widodo, a customs official who led the operation...

Is that his name, or the name of the sex toy they burned?


anything is a widodo if you're brave enough
 
Reverend J [recently expired TotalFark]  
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2020-12-01 12:39:23 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Dwiyono Widodo, a customs official who led the operation...

Is that his name, or the name of the sex toy they burned?


That's the same last name as their Prime Minister, wonder if they're related. Wouldn't surprise me.
 
Resident Muslim [TotalFark] [OhFark]  
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2020-12-01 12:46:16 PM  
*looks at picture*
They have a Bezos model?
 
Dr Nostromo  
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2020-12-01 12:46:27 PM  
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lolmao500  
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2020-12-01 12:49:03 PM  
Indonesia, the country run by crazy muslims... yes another one of those.
 
Jesterling  
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2020-12-01 1:03:53 PM  
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/Do bumble bees nest underground?
 
patr55  
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2020-12-01 1:26:04 PM  
then they started in on 'other' ways

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mofa [TotalFark]  
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2020-12-01 1:27:44 PM  
These things stand by themselves? Can we get an avid sex toy enthusiast to comment? Your thoughts, Drew?
 
berylman  
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2020-12-01 1:33:08 PM  

Solty Dog: I can't imagine the toxic smoke that would have let off. Should have used one of those industrial grinders and used the pieces as My Pillow fill.


Just what I was thinking. Burning plastic, silicone or synthetics materials is never a good idea. The shredded particles could be recycled or used for something other than being dumped in the ocean
 
Day_Old_Dutchie  
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2020-12-01 1:34:29 PM  
I farkin' hate PRUDES.

Especially when scumbag, lazy governments pander to them for cheap, cheap votes.
 
Esroc  
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2020-12-01 1:34:39 PM  

mofa: These things stand by themselves? Can we get an avid sex toy enthusiast to comment? Your thoughts, Drew?


About as well as an articulated action figure does. They have solid poseable inner structure so you can move it around until you find a balance point that allows it stand up on its own.

I know this because, even though I ultimately decided it was too costly, because they're so poseable I had considered buying one to put costumes on to display as a giant action figure in my game room. Not to fark it.

Although if I'm honest I probably still would've farked it at some point.
 
atomic-age  
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2020-12-01 1:37:53 PM  
God bless this writer.

At a press conference, he displayed a range of seized sex toys including a masturbation sleeve and a purple dildo.
 
lolmao500  
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2020-12-01 1:44:28 PM  
Religious people controlling govenment hate sex because they are repressed homosexuals/arent getting any.

/fark them
 
Arkanaut  
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2020-12-01 2:39:32 PM  

Dead for Tax Reasons: Indonesia Burned Hundreds of Sex Toys Amid Spiking Demand


spiking?  is that what the kids are calling it these days?


Anything's a dildo if you're brave enough.

// or horny enough.
 
ko_kyi  
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2020-12-01 2:48:19 PM  
How backward.

Oh wait, Not long ago in Texas
and before that Also TX
 
Unsung_Hero  
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2020-12-01 4:45:20 PM  

berylman: Solty Dog: I can't imagine the toxic smoke that would have let off. Should have used one of those industrial grinders and used the pieces as My Pillow fill.

Just what I was thinking. Burning plastic, silicone or synthetics materials is never a good idea. The shredded particles could be recycled or used for something other than being dumped in the ocean


If you burn it hot enough, you'll break it down.  Just setting a pile of dildos on fire with an accelerant is not going to achieve that, though.
 
gshepnyc  
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2020-12-01 4:59:47 PM  
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